Tom Ford Produced A Penis Crucifix Necklace
Fashion writers in London, where this was introduced, are calling it either obscene or inspired.
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The phallic jewelry is now available for purchase on tomford.com, and lest there be any lingering confusion, it is called, simply “the penis necklace”—crucifix not mentioned (we’re sure Catholics the world over just sighed in relief).
It comes in three sizes, small, medium and large—so at the risk of offending anyone, we’d argue this is no time to get frugal.[su_csky_ad]
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
tiredoftea December 12th, 2014 at 9:28 pm
Sometimes, it really tough being an atheist! There’s no way to make the Flying Spaghetti Monster into a phallic symbol.
Jake December 12th, 2014 at 10:26 pm
Pasta Vobiscum – All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster – Sauce be upon him
Eric Trommater December 12th, 2014 at 10:34 pm
As long as it is a proper marina sauce and not one of those cream sauces proffered by the Alfredo or Primavera heretics!
GreatLakeSailor December 13th, 2014 at 12:59 am
Wisconsinite here, and a true believer in Cheeses!
Ramen
rg9rts December 13th, 2014 at 5:56 am
Olive Garden…Haute Cuisine
Hirightnow December 12th, 2014 at 10:43 pm
Ramen.
neworleans878 December 12th, 2014 at 11:06 pm
Ran across this the other day. Glad to see that Pastafarians are developing devotional art.
http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fsmoutside.jpg
ps…only 280 days to Talk Like a Pirate Day!
tracey marie December 13th, 2014 at 5:37 pm
aye
Eric Trommater December 12th, 2014 at 10:31 pm
That is because our beloved FSM existed long before genders could be assigned and the world was populated by amoebaite life forms using asexual reproduction. Just for S & G’s though here is Adam being touched by His noodley appendage.
Hirightnow December 12th, 2014 at 10:45 pm
Not unless you’re one of those Stromboli worshiping heretics…
tiredoftea December 12th, 2014 at 10:47 pm
Not me!
Hirightnow December 12th, 2014 at 11:00 pm
Never thought you were, friend.
Sauce unto you.
burqa December 12th, 2014 at 9:46 pm
Any significance in the fact that it’s just dangling, pointed downward, flaccidly instead of jutting skyward, proudly?
GreatLakeSailor December 13th, 2014 at 12:52 am
That happens when you polish it.
Eric Trommater December 12th, 2014 at 10:35 pm
I had been away for a while but I’m glad to see this website has kept up it’s high standards for phallic content.
Hirightnow December 12th, 2014 at 10:43 pm
Upright, proud, and ready to thrust into the dark, secret places society normally doesn’t like to see…
neworleans878 December 12th, 2014 at 11:07 pm
Glad to see you, E.T.
Carla Akins December 13th, 2014 at 4:40 am
Hey Eric, you must have just missed the boobies story. 😉
rg9rts December 13th, 2014 at 5:55 am
Its the little things that count
Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 6:14 am
Holy cow. I was just thinking about you. Been wondering if you’re OK. I was going to message you on Facebook.
Mainah December 12th, 2014 at 11:43 pm
BWAAHAAAHAAHAAAHAAA!!!!! I have some other opinions about it, but that would be crass … 3:) (not that I’m above crass, but … I’m Irish and my Grams told me to STFU sometimes. lol)
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 3:55 am
It can’t be called a crucifix without the body on it. It’s a penis cross, not a penis crucifix. And why would you want a penis hanging from your neck?
Carla Akins December 13th, 2014 at 4:39 am
I’m visualizing “a body on it” but that doesn’t help it look like a crucifix.
fahvel December 13th, 2014 at 1:07 pm
why would you want a cross hanging from your neck – at the least, a penis is amusing – the cross is a symbol of billions of gallons of innocent blood sloughed all over the globe.
Carla Akins December 13th, 2014 at 4:44 am
Just be damned grateful it’s a necklace your high school age daughter can take off, instead of her having it tattooed to her neck.
rg9rts December 13th, 2014 at 6:01 am
Or forehead…judging by the tat placement that appears to be in vogue..
rg9rts December 13th, 2014 at 5:54 am
Somehow I just knew that this would get a rise out of someone
Leftside_Annie December 13th, 2014 at 11:25 am
LOL Well played, Tom Ford!! 🙂
mmaynard119 December 13th, 2014 at 3:34 pm
Don’t buy one of these for TiredofTea for Christmas. It’s not a good thing to open up your gifts on Christmas morning and be reminded of what you’ve lost.
tracey marie December 13th, 2014 at 5:35 pm
what the hell does that mean?
mmaynard119 December 14th, 2014 at 7:39 pm
You would have to be on the ongoing joke to understand that.
tracey marie December 14th, 2014 at 8:39 pm
so it was not an insult, good to here