After Open Carry Group’s Member Is Arrested For Murder, Leader Calls For Armed Takeover Of D.C.
What do you do if you’re Kory Watkins and one of the members of your group Open Carry Tarrant County shoots two members of their family dead?
Naturally, if you are the leader of that group, you would lie your ass off and deny everything, then plan an armed takeover of Washington, D.C.
Stop laughing. Kory is super-cereal.
[su_center_ad] Shut. it. down. He’s calling to shut down the very Government he needs. You see, Kory is unemployed.
Kory’s army has some super-great ideas, like rounding up “the traitors in the mainstream media.” Stop me when you think this patriot sounds just like Vladimir Putin.
A guy named Harry was making too much sense, so later on Jennifer blocked him because she believes he might be a “government troll.” Because he said stuff like this:
Jennifer honey, if this was a tyrannical government you’d be dead. Jennifer’s Facebook posts reveal that she believes the government has enacted mind control.
Jennifer again:
John’s in!
I feel so much better knowing that “Bone” will be there.
Is there a history book titled “Stuff not to do”?
Patrick is a Ron Paul supporter and he knows about surgical strikes.
Why does it always have to be Virginia? (I just moved here.)
Thank goodness they have Kroger stores to stop in along the way, otherwise these little fellers might starve to death on their way to D.C.
Kroger, this is your new clientele. Enjoy! I’ll be shopping elsewhere.
Big thanks to my pal for gathering the images and information.
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KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker December 13th, 2014 at 8:22 pm
Delusional and dangerous desperate disfunctional dorks.
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 8:46 pm
Is that the D.D.D.D..?
Or the New D.D.D.D.?
There is a distinction…:)
Tommy6860 December 13th, 2014 at 9:38 pm
In context for these gun crazy yahoos, this^ would be an i-lliteration.
rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 3:32 am
What do you have against whales??
tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 8:30 pm
I guess if Kory gives away hats just like his, then maybe, just maybe, or possibly, just possibly, they might get ohhh, I don’t know, ten, OK, twelve, no, maybe fifteen of them to show up. But, not Jennifer ’cause she has to work the late shift at Chik-Fil-A that weekend and she hasn’t gotten her first paycheck, yet.
edmeyer_able December 13th, 2014 at 8:34 pm
And yet some co-ed gets busted by the Philly pd for using the word “targeted”, what the f*ck more does the FBI need to put these idiots away?
burqa December 13th, 2014 at 9:03 pm
Chances are the FBI has already infiltrated them.
I remember about 15 years ago when they finally moved on the Klan and it turned out the guy who was their leader was actually an FBI special agent.
Just a guess, but I’d nominate nekkid guy as the fuzz…..
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 8:35 pm
Where is ‘Ragin Rob’ when they need him?
Oh that’s right, he is dusting off grama’s curio Cabinet..
http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1779947_10151831125122470_1401909549_n.jpg
Pow pow.
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 8:41 pm
You can tell Rob is a truck driver…
His left arm has a better tan than his right arm…(close observation)..:)
Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 8:52 pm
Last time I heard from Rob he tweeted me this:
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 8:53 pm
His mother would be so proud.
Tommy6860 December 13th, 2014 at 9:39 pm
🙁
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 10:20 pm
And Rob says…
“I aint no racist but”….
Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 10:26 pm
Funny, because he has said that.
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 11:48 pm
Key words…
“I’m not a”…
You know the rest..:)
burqa December 13th, 2014 at 9:00 pm
“Ragin Rob” makes a really good machine gun sound effect when he’s on the floor playing with his little plastic army men…….
LK December 13th, 2014 at 9:18 pm
I Venned it
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 9:21 pm
Shouldn’t one of those be “still a virgin?”
rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 3:31 am
Thats the mom part
Mike Jolin December 13th, 2014 at 9:41 pm
What a waste of oxygen!
CoCo December 13th, 2014 at 8:43 pm
The KooKooKoryKlan will be there. Meet his young’uns:
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 8:51 pm
It figures they’re home schooled. They’ll be ready for McDonald’s and WalMart when they graduate, or reach 21, whichever comes first.
Mike Jolin December 13th, 2014 at 9:31 pm
If they make it to 21
Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 8:54 pm
OMG.
whatthe46 December 13th, 2014 at 8:57 pm
and no social service visit. interesting.
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 8:49 pm
That’s funny, I live right across the river from Washington, on the Potomac, and I don’t see a group standing on the side of the river with their rifles. I’m sure I woulda seen them, I live and work here.
burqa December 13th, 2014 at 8:59 pm
They got good camoflage
tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 9:01 pm
The best! They’re all home mis-cleaning their guns.
Boehner-Monkey December 13th, 2014 at 8:53 pm
Here is one of their people trying to sell a turtle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvMZ-dzz2Cg
Anomaly 100 December 13th, 2014 at 9:03 pm
Kory’s wife singing about being persecuted.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=779396975418304
Candide Thirtythree December 14th, 2014 at 2:22 am
You owe me 2 Tylenol for the headache that caused LOL!
rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 3:30 am
And a tube of preparation H
Candide Thirtythree December 14th, 2014 at 8:32 am
LOL IKR?
fancypants December 14th, 2014 at 2:28 am
I hate to interrupt Even though this sounds like a cat being strangled
here is a song that better fits her ambitions
http://youtu.be/ukO2t_j–Kc
Anomaly 100 December 14th, 2014 at 7:30 am
I can’t stop listening to her video. It’s just so awful I have to wonder who is encouraging her. Oh wait…
burqa December 13th, 2014 at 8:54 pm
They pursue a NATO strategy – – – – No Action, Talk Only.
Be assured none of them will show up, not even “Ragin’ Rob” or the nekkid guy.
Last time this was tried, it was covered here. What happened was the tough-talkers were going to cross Memorial Bridge from Arlington into D.C.
The D.C. po-lice let them know they’d be waiting on the other side and would toss them all in the clink and that was that, nothing ever happened.
They wimped out.
tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 9:02 pm
They can’t even support one of their own. They certainly don’t have the backbone to actually show up so far away from home.
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 9:02 pm
So Bone Z Cortes feels “oppressed by the system.” He doesn’t even know what oppressed means. Hell, he doesn’t even know what system means.
tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 9:03 pm
Well, it is a soft bone.
burqa December 13th, 2014 at 9:05 pm
……………………soft like a overcooked spaghetti noodle dangling uselessly…
tiredoftea December 13th, 2014 at 10:05 pm
Careful! That comes close to blaspheming the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Rallymodeller December 13th, 2014 at 10:19 pm
Apparently he doesn’t know what a real firearm is — that’s an airsoft rifle.
Melinda Utley Swigart December 14th, 2014 at 1:42 pm
just a lil FYI , America is not as free as you think . America ranks 14th in the world for freedom and is rapidly falling to lower levels .Stay warm in your giving up liberties for safety .
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 9:05 pm
I noticed all those Facebook comments have one like each. They probably all liked their own posts.
burqa December 13th, 2014 at 9:07 pm
Is that a bra on Bone’s head?
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 9:08 pm
That would be too funny, (that’s the only way he’d get that close to one) but I think it’s some kind of goggles.
burqa December 13th, 2014 at 11:30 pm
I don’t know, I think I’m seeing some pretty delicate lace around the edges of those “goggles.” Kinda hard to see, made more difficult with the glaucoma medicine I’ve been smoking, but still……
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 9:13 pm
Thats not a ‘bra”…
It’s a bro..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfONNfAjyrc
Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 9:15 pm
Or is it a mansier?
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 9:16 pm
That’s it..~!
i just couldn’t spell it..;)
edmeyer_able December 13th, 2014 at 9:17 pm
Gosh I almost feel like erasing my on-line foot print and joining the group just for the discounts in ammo and twinkies.
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 9:19 pm
What better way to say ‘i love you” this February..
With long lasting gifts, (ammo and Twinkies)..:)
cezook December 13th, 2014 at 9:32 pm
This is scary, these people are not all there, and they have guns.
whatthe46 December 13th, 2014 at 9:46 pm
NO SHIT!!!
fahvel December 14th, 2014 at 1:48 am
uh huh, but how many of them actually have any balls or whatever is necessary to lock, load, and invade washington? 4?
Mike Jolin December 13th, 2014 at 9:35 pm
These idiots want to “save America”… From what, themselves, maybe? THX Rush and Fox for letting these numbskulls loose on the World!
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 9:46 pm
“These idiots” dont want to ‘save America’…
They just want to take it back 50-60 years when Jim Crow was the law…
Mike Jolin January 14th, 2015 at 11:06 pm
True
Mike Jolin February 3rd, 2015 at 2:10 am
Yes, sadly!
tracey marie December 13th, 2014 at 9:39 pm
Paranoid scizophrenics are now legally able to buy guns…thanks NRA for making America a dangerous place
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 9:44 pm
Hey trace…
UhMerica has been a dangerous place for for several hundred years…
Especially for it’s native inhabitants…(if ya get my drift)
tracey marie December 13th, 2014 at 9:46 pm
I always get you stoney. 🙂
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 9:47 pm
(wink)
burqa December 13th, 2014 at 11:25 pm
I don’t get the point.
The world has been a dangerous place to live since before the cave men even came along.
Are you saying because it has always been dangerous we shouldn’t try to do anything about it, like change the law?
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 11:39 pm
If you dont get the point…
No need to to suggest what I might have meant.
Just roll with it…
I dont know the point in Pull it..(Ashton Roth)
But it is good music..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbziLaUbPEg
rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 3:28 am
Pitty pat tee hee
GreatLakeSailor December 13th, 2014 at 10:13 pm
These Gun Wielding Trilbillies’ complaints ring true because they are true…mostly – Congress is totally corrupt, police/DA/judiciary/private prisons corrupt, banksters bailout and the occasional small kick-back to the DOJ, consequence-free torture, war on Journalism/WhistleBlowers, Spying on Everyone, yadda, yadda, yadda. Where they go off the rails is who they think is gutting our country and what to change to right it. I’m reminded of the picture
http://tribuneofthepeople.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/wfnue.jpg
And for the record Very Serious Beltway Democratic Elite are about 3% less corrupt than the Republicans.
burqa December 13th, 2014 at 11:20 pm
Um, no.
Their complaints ring untrue.
The REAL problem is a lack of critical thinking. In this case, people read of, say, some corrupt cops and have no comprehension of scale that comes when we consider the total number of cops in a nation of over 315 million people. But these people who have not been taught to think critically imagine that a few corrupt cops means all cops are corrupt.
The same mistake is made in the rest of your examples.
The same mistake is seen here in the Religion Forum, where people see the parade of Christian kooks (never a Buddhist kook, a Muslim kook, or a Shinto kook) and then we see posts from people who imagine all Christians are like the kooks.
If people were taught not to argue from the particular to the general, much mistaken confusion would be averted.
GreatLakeSailor December 14th, 2014 at 12:49 am
chuckle
Arguing that there is no systemic problems with cop/prosecutor/judiciary/for-profit prisons. Yep, it’s just a few bad apples! And Congress functions!
chuckle…chuckle
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 11:16 pm
Is it me, or does this hat make me look like an idiot?
http://i0.wp.com/www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Kory-Kroger.jpg?zoom=1.5&resize=501%2C548
burqa December 13th, 2014 at 11:21 pm
looks better than the hat worn by Bone, which appears to be a bra.
wpadon December 13th, 2014 at 11:53 pm
Weird Science?
Candide Thirtythree December 14th, 2014 at 2:12 am
Nah, weird science was cool, these nutters could not even sneak up on cool in a meat locker.
Candide Thirtythree December 14th, 2014 at 2:11 am
hahahah I thought the same thing!
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 11:22 pm
I cant help but notice, he shops with a mini-cart…(like children push while the adults shop)
ChrisVosburg December 14th, 2014 at 4:15 pm
Yeah, but ya gotta admit he is protectin’ the hell outta that wee shopping cart with its full cubic foot of shopping!
Jeez, all he needs now is a ball cap with “MAKE MY DAY” appliqued on the front.
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 11:24 pm
Kory seems to be stocking up in the Pharmaceutical isle…
go figure..
Foundryman December 13th, 2014 at 11:49 pm
It’s not you…he’s an idiot
StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 11:51 pm
Thanks..
Happy to not be alone in my assessment of Mr. Kory..
GreatLakeSailor December 14th, 2014 at 12:55 am
It takes more than just a trilby to make a Trilbilly. And this guy is the total package.
FieryLocks December 14th, 2014 at 1:37 am
He doesn’t just look like an idiot…he is an idiot!
fancypants December 14th, 2014 at 2:46 am
kory will be singing a new song
http://youtu.be/_BFXCgm5270
BeliTsari December 14th, 2014 at 5:04 am
It DO kinda clash with the Kalashnikov, don’t it? I’m thinking stingy brim sea grass in brown; a nice, butch Che beret or maybe one of them huge furry Bolshy hats?
StoneyCurtisll December 14th, 2014 at 1:50 pm
Love that comment~!!
Melinda Utley Swigart December 14th, 2014 at 11:14 am
it’s you
kduke December 14th, 2014 at 11:19 am
It’s the AK-47 in a grocery store that makes him look like an idiot. A dangerous idiot.
TheRaven December 13th, 2014 at 11:45 pm
Was there a contest for Douchebro of the Year?
Foundryman December 13th, 2014 at 11:47 pm
As the leader of these…ah…um…well…as their leader he should make sure ALL his members show up, armed, and loaded to the front door of the U.S. Capital to take it over….He really really really should….
He’d make a fine president of the new USA wouldn’t he….while sitting in his cell reminiscing about those good old days of buying eggs, gater aid and chocolate cake mix at Krogers…
FieryLocks December 14th, 2014 at 1:35 am
Go ahead Kory, and that car accident you were in recently will be the least of your worries.
Candide Thirtythree December 14th, 2014 at 2:09 am
and he will be the first to sue the drunk driver that hit him, AFTER he stopped the cops from catching the ones driving drunk… that level of stupid is radioactive toxic and it is giving me a headache just trying to wrap my head around it.
FieryLocks December 14th, 2014 at 3:35 pm
He has been begging for online donations since the accident. He claims he needs to get another car for ‘the family’. Libertarian hypocrisy at it’s finest. I thought they’re always the ones railing against ‘hand outs’ and pulling yourself up from your own bootstraps.
Candide Thirtythree December 15th, 2014 at 4:38 am
Actually, I am pretty sure the word Libertarian is just another word for liar. How could it be anything else when they constantly do the opposite of what they say?
ChrisVosburg December 14th, 2014 at 11:14 am
Ticketed ($300, ka-ching! thanks dumbass, will probably let it go to warrant) for not having a valid driver’s license, doesn’t believe he should be required to have one to drive on “roads he paid for in a car he paid for” (remember folks, he’s unemployed), doesn’t believe there should be laws against drunk driving, a “cop watcher” whose hobbies include protesting cops conducting a DUI checkpoint, and shouting “criminals!” at them
Yep, another law-abiding gun owner.
FieryLocks December 14th, 2014 at 3:33 pm
And he was also (and probably still is) begging for donations online to purchase another car and cover other ‘costs’. Typical Libertarian hypocrite.
FieryLocks December 14th, 2014 at 1:42 am
Hopefully, they’ll all do this…
http://s3.postimg.org/jd9wvkbrn/stupid_rednecks_with_guns.jpg
red-diaper-baby 1942 December 14th, 2014 at 2:11 am
The picture of “Ronald” shows veryclearly what these gun-nuts (at least the male ones) are compensating for.
rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 3:26 am
Guess Watkins never heard of Wall Street…by the way is he going to do the baggers?? If so it might be a good investment
William December 14th, 2014 at 6:47 am
“Calls For Armed Takeover Of D.C”.
Sounds like a plan. Better yet, let ESPN televise the event.
Aaaand there’s the coin toss , and it’s heads. Kory and the open carry clowns have chosen to receive. U.S. Government will deliver. Stay tuned for our half time preview.
Thomas M. Kent December 14th, 2014 at 7:12 am
Bone: TWO deadlocks on your door? Paranoid much?
William December 14th, 2014 at 7:38 am
Based upon his spelling prowess, I’m guessing the two deadbolts were successful at keeping the truant officer out.
ibz1550rg December 15th, 2014 at 9:30 pm
it’s to prevent home invasion. google it. it’s quite a violent crime.
Edward Himsel December 16th, 2014 at 11:46 am
From the looks of things, I doubt he has very much worth taking.
Charles Edward Pardue December 14th, 2014 at 8:06 am
It now seems that firearms have the power to make people truly delusional. I guess that goes along with the idea, possessed by some firearms owners, that their weapons will also give them the ability to shoot like a character in a Clint Eastwood western.
searambler December 14th, 2014 at 9:17 am
I hope they try it. I really do. Maybe this would be the start of the removal of the lunatics from our society. Dare I dream that Rush and Beck and Hannity and Jones and Levin would be leading the charge…?
rhayes22 December 15th, 2014 at 3:03 am
One can only dream that they would join in. These chickenshits, though, are just instigators and nothing more.
Stan Ubeki December 14th, 2014 at 11:16 am
People like this guy always take themselves out eventually. Hopefully the whole open carry movement will become a self fulfilling prophecy in the same manner. Bundy came real close.
Nick Ellis December 14th, 2014 at 12:05 pm
> Is there a history book titled “Stuff not to do”?
Aren’t all history books “stuff not to do”? Isn’t that the point of history books? A way of avoiding repeating stupid things done in the past
Aunt Pee December 14th, 2014 at 1:36 pm
Once a dipshit, always a dipshit.
http://howdygram.blogspot.com/2014/05/meet-kory-watkins-ultimate-texas-dipshit.html
eyelashviper December 14th, 2014 at 2:08 pm
Well, once this army of dolts marches into DC territory, they will be in for a big surprise, and hopefully will all be wearing Depends, or the streets are gonna be messy…
http://cmsimg.navytimes.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=M6&Date=20130919&Category=NEWS06&ArtNo=309190009&Ref=AR&MaxW=300&Border=0&Report-Capitol-Police-SWAT-team-told-stand-down-during-massacre
StoneyCurtisll December 14th, 2014 at 2:48 pm
Hey..
It’s not a DEVO hat…
It’s an Energy Dome~!
http://prettyfrank.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/wade-with-devo-energy-dome.jpg?w=300&h=300
BeliTsari December 14th, 2014 at 3:11 pm
Why THANK you, sir… I stand dejected!
Mainah December 14th, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Laugh, laugh, laugh. Oh silly people. Tricks are for kids!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COSeM2EVkDc
ibz1550rg December 15th, 2014 at 1:53 pm
i’m from Virginia too. living in TX now. i love that state. I grew up 5 minutes from the Yorktown battlefields, where our forefathers fought against tyranny. that’s me in the last picture of this article.
EsteemedElectron December 16th, 2014 at 9:58 am
“The quickest way to lose any argument is to overstate your case.”
A lesson that left-wingers never seem to grasp.
Mike Jolin February 3rd, 2015 at 2:11 am
Pot, kettle, etc. is that understated enough for you, EE?
Edward Himsel December 16th, 2014 at 11:48 am
Mr. Bone(Head), if you’re going to pose with an oh-so-cool shot of you with your prized airsoft gun, at least make sure it looks reasonably realistic. I can (quite literally) see straight through yours…