December 13, 2014 11:15 pm -

The University of Maryland sorority girl received a racist message on her birthday cupcake.


A Delta Gamma member posted a photo of the three-tier cake wreck on Instagram. The birthday girl smiled next to the stand, loaded with cheap wine, beer bottles and tiny cupcakes and emblazoned with the words “Suck a n—a d–k.”

The now-deleted image was captioned: “TWENTY-ONE. 3rd Insta of you and I regret nothing.”

The offensive lettering might be a reference to the three Six Mafia song of the same name or a line from Lil’ Wayne’s “Burn.”

The sorority apologized in a Facebook post and vowed to find the person who did it.


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

10 responses to Sorority Girl Given Birthday Cake Inscribed ‘Suck A N*gga D*ck’

  1. burqa December 13th, 2014 at 11:38 pm

    We had fish sticks tonight.


    Oh, and I’m appropriately outraged.

    • tiredoftea December 14th, 2014 at 12:47 am

      I would be too, if I had fish sticks on a Saturday night!

      • rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 6:17 am

        Another reason to be a veggie

  2. tiredoftea December 14th, 2014 at 12:25 am

    The brain dead white people who dream this stuff up sure seem to be proud of themselves. Until they are exposed, then it’s a different story.

    • whatthe46 December 14th, 2014 at 12:40 am

      i’ll say it again, i love the net. outing all the ignorance in a nano second.

  3. Boehner-Monkey December 14th, 2014 at 1:16 am

    I remember when all you were expected to do is blow out the candles!

  4. rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 6:17 am

    Ah the land of southern belles …..ding dongs

  5. Suzanne McFly December 14th, 2014 at 9:24 am

    Good clean girl fun 🙂

  6. Jus'speakin'th'truth December 14th, 2014 at 2:47 pm

    Oh, noes! A 21-year old college party girl, posing with a triple-tier of booze, did something stupid! Stop the presses! Get me my smelling salts and fainting couch!

  7. Jones December 15th, 2014 at 7:29 pm