December 15, 2014 7:10 am -

Alexis Weller stole the money from her grandmother and then spent $1300 for a cab to take her from Arkansas to Florida.


The cab company claims Alexis wore a lot of makeup, thus making herself look older than she was. Nevermind the fact a young girl asked them to drive to Florida, 800 miles away. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

“He didn’t really ask anything, he just asked me where I needed to go,” Alexis told KARK. “I said, ‘I need to go to Jacksonville, Florida’. He’s like, ‘do you have money’ and I’m like ‘yes’.”

The driver said the ride would cost about $2,500. Alexis gave him about $1,300 upfront, and promised the rest when they got to Florida…

As for the boy she was going to see, well, the 16-year-old said they had been talking for two years after meeting on vacation but knew nothing of her great escape.[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

10 responses to 11-Year-Old Steals 10 Grand So She Can Visit Boy 800 Miles Away

  1. rg9rts December 15th, 2014 at 7:18 am

    This girl has a real future as a _____________ (fill in the blank )

    • crc3 December 15th, 2014 at 11:49 am


      • tracey marie December 15th, 2014 at 2:20 pm

        young impressional girl

      • rg9rts December 15th, 2014 at 3:27 pm

        Among other choices.. mugger , thief…most likely an embezzler

  2. Carla Akins December 15th, 2014 at 8:45 am

    My parents used to say I was grounded for life, but I knew they were exaggerating….

    • whatthe46 December 15th, 2014 at 10:30 am

      when my sister and i would cry to get our way, my grandmother used to say, “the more you cry, the less you pee.” i think that was true. at least at 8 or so we thought it was

      • Carla Akins December 15th, 2014 at 2:14 pm

        Bwahaha. Mine just said “you can get mad in the same britches you got mad in”

        • whatthe46 December 15th, 2014 at 4:52 pm

          that’s funny. did you say that to your kids as well?

          • Carla Akins December 15th, 2014 at 7:42 pm

            Yep – and lots of other people!

  3. tracey marie December 15th, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    A 9 yo was sexually attractive to a 14 yo? Something sick is going on here.