December 15, 2014 2:00 pm -

Because “he’s the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen,” this woman signs her boyfriend’s private parts to make sure he isn’t cheating on her.

During the segment in Steve Harvey’s show in which audience members ask professionals if something they are doing is weird, the woman revealed that she and her boyfriend have a system where she will sign his penis, take a picture, and ask him to see his penis when he gets home from going out with friends to make sure that the signature still looks the same.

The woman says she’s been in a relationship with her boyfriend for the last seven years, and during the first three, she suspected that he was cheating on her. For four years, however, they’ve been using the penis signature system, which she says works great. The reaction from Steve and the professionals, however, is exactly what you’d expect.[su_center_ad]


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

20 responses to Woman Signs Boyfriend’s Penis To Make Sure He Doesn’t Cheat

  1. Roctuna December 15th, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    He gave her a sharpie with indelible ink.

  2. Budda December 15th, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    Yeah lady, it’s weird..

  3. Robert M. Snyder December 15th, 2014 at 2:31 pm

    Since you can’t really sign the relevant parts of the female genitalia, I wonder how she’d feel about wearing a chastity belt.

    • rg9rts December 15th, 2014 at 3:46 pm

      Just a lip lock

  4. edmeyer_able December 15th, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    Two nurses were talking about the patient in 4A, first RN said he had a strange tattoo on his penis, and that it was the word Swan. 2nd RN said she would check it out herself after his next sponge bath. Later that day she reported that in deed he did have a tattoo there but it was actually Saskatchewan.

  5. VegasJessie December 15th, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    Hahahaha….what happens if he spills coffee on his lap? Is that cheating?

    • rg9rts December 15th, 2014 at 3:45 pm

      It better blister or he might get bobbited

  6. whatthe46 December 15th, 2014 at 3:24 pm

    i had a friend who had her beau’s name tattooed on her pelvis, i chewed her a&& out. That was too stupid. After years of dating him and 5 kids that
    are not his, she finally decided to get it removed. Dummy.

    • rg9rts December 15th, 2014 at 3:44 pm

      Had the “Property of Hells Angel’s” removed too??

      • whatthe46 December 15th, 2014 at 4:11 pm


  7. MIAtheistGal December 15th, 2014 at 3:39 pm

    If you trust your significant other so little, you should not be with him/her.

  8. rg9rts December 15th, 2014 at 3:43 pm

    Her full name or just her initials??

  9. Boehner-Monkey December 15th, 2014 at 5:12 pm

    It’s sort of like a Terrence Trent Darby song… yet with a twist!

  10. CHOCOL8MILK December 15th, 2014 at 5:25 pm

    Such a trustworthy man.

  11. burqa December 15th, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    Ever since I had that tragic accident with the hay baler, all she could get on mine would be her initials…

  12. Obewon December 15th, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    And many have no idea why the majority gave up watching TV long ago as scripted network horseshit. 1.7% of daytime TV viewers view this.

  13. fancypants December 16th, 2014 at 12:08 am

    good thing she doesn’t work at a tattoo parlor