December 17, 2014 10:00 pm -

[su_center_ad]Life doesn’t get any better than this.

After their wildly successful fundraiser selling official George H.W. Bush socks, the Republican National Committee has come up with another novelty fundraising item: Dick Cheney’s Official Cowboy Hat.

“Engraved with Vice President Dick Cheney’s signature and specially lined with the Republican seal,” the Dick cowboy hat is labeled in a way that will let the world know that you love, appreciate, and support Dick.

…Dick’s daughter Liz Cheney said that the RNC was inspired to sell Dick hats after people told her how much they loved her dad’s hat. “It symbolizes freedom of the American West, the freedom we all hold dear,” she wrote.

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

19 responses to Now You Get An ‘Official Dick Cheney Cowboy Hat’

  1. tiredoftea December 17th, 2014 at 10:09 pm

    I assume that it squeezes your head until you tell it whatever it wants to hear when it gets wet?

    • tracey marie December 17th, 2014 at 10:26 pm

      who wants a wet dick on their head?

      • tiredoftea December 17th, 2014 at 10:28 pm

        Strangely, enough, I’ve known a couple of women….

        • tracey marie December 17th, 2014 at 10:30 pm

          on their heads or in their ….?

          • tiredoftea December 17th, 2014 at 11:08 pm

            This is a family site, so we’ll just leave that alone.

          • tracey marie December 17th, 2014 at 11:09 pm


          • rg9rts December 18th, 2014 at 4:43 am

            tap tap TAG skimper scamper pit pat

        • rg9rts December 18th, 2014 at 4:42 am

          We have a pill for that

    • tracey marie December 17th, 2014 at 10:27 pm

      little help below…please

  2. Jake December 17th, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    Otherwise known as the Dick Dynasty hat.

  3. Dammitjim December 17th, 2014 at 10:39 pm

    ’cause I wanna Dick hat. Can we put an “I’d torture ’em again” sticker on the back? Would that cost extra? What’s next? W brand chainsaws? Maybe Reagan jelly beans can make a comeback. Just thinkin off the top off my head here.

  4. Abby Normal December 17th, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    Anybody who wears one will be a dickhead just like Cheney..

  5. William December 18th, 2014 at 12:05 am

    They come in a variety of colors.

  6. peacedreamer December 18th, 2014 at 2:02 am

    We don’t make cowboy hats in the USA anymore. The Stetson factory moved out years ago. Do you suppose they’re made in China? Label check!!!
    Maybe Daddy Warbucks is trying to raise $ to get Liz on the ticket with Jeb. Gives me indigestion to think of another Bush-Cheney WH. A meteor smashing into Texas would be easier to deal with.

  7. rg9rts December 18th, 2014 at 4:41 am

    Comes with a giant bag of BS to give it the authentic aroma

  8. Sy Colepath December 18th, 2014 at 5:57 am

    The hats will make it easier to identify the roughly 28-29% that still think Cheney was the greatest president, er, vice president in the history of the country.

  9. Tommy6860 December 18th, 2014 at 8:38 am

    Hard to figure why anyone would want to be a dickhead O.o

  10. Roctuna December 18th, 2014 at 10:37 am

    I assume it’s lined with tin foil?

  11. fancypants December 18th, 2014 at 11:59 am

    only if it comes with confessions of all the war crimes his admin took part in