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December 18, 2014 4:00 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

After Maria Alejandra Lafuente Caso killed her husband, she used his cellphone to send text messages so friends and family would think he was still alive.

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[su_thin_right_skyscraper_ad]Caso, 40, who claimed she had been repeatedly beaten by her hubby Allan Carrera Cuellar, 41, drugged him by slipping sleeping pills into his drink at their home in the Mexican capital.

She then took his chainsaw and chopped his body up, stuffing his remains inside black bin liners and depositing them around the city.

Police launched an investigation after children discovered his head whilst playing in a local park.

His hands and feet were later found in another part of the city…

“After we found the remains and managed to identify him from DNA, she pretended to be a grieving widow.

“But a forensic examination of her home found traces of his blood and bone gristle in the carpets and bits of flesh in the bathroom.

“She then tried to have herself sectioned using her knowledge of mental illness as a psychologist so she wouldn’t have to stand trial for his murder.

“But we had a doctor carry out tests and she is of perfectly sane mind.”

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

34 responses to Psychologist Murders, Decapitates Abusive Husband, Chainsaws His Body, Spreads His Ashes

  1. tiredoftea December 18th, 2014 at 4:12 pm

    Umm, OK. Nice pic, though!

    • Khary A December 18th, 2014 at 4:22 pm

      despite my better judgement I have to agree.

      • tiredoftea December 18th, 2014 at 4:52 pm

        There may as well be click bait.

        • Khary A December 18th, 2014 at 4:56 pm

          Gotta get through a Thursday somehow right?

          • tiredoftea December 18th, 2014 at 8:42 pm

            I do have other methods at my (AHEM) disposal, but a psycho in a bikini holding a drink never hurts.

        • dave-dr-gonzo December 18th, 2014 at 8:00 pm

          Click bait? Liberaland? Never!!

          • tiredoftea December 18th, 2014 at 8:41 pm

            You’re right, what was I thinking?

  2. rational_thinking_one December 18th, 2014 at 4:18 pm

    In the words of Martin, “Damn, Gina!”

  3. Khary A December 18th, 2014 at 4:24 pm

    I do find it funny that THIS was the ONLY picture available.

    • mea_mark December 18th, 2014 at 4:31 pm

      It could be Alan Colmes has issues …

      • Khary A December 18th, 2014 at 4:41 pm

        Ok I don’t know if we can blame Alan for this one. I just did a cursory search for other images and this is not that much different than the other 2 I found. The source article for this has the same image. This might be a case of there aren’t really any other images out there. Oh wait there’s the one of her sad face and thats it….so yeah. Sorry Alan I tried.

  4. mea_mark December 18th, 2014 at 4:30 pm

    “But we had a doctor carry out tests and she is of perfectly sane mind.” — For a psycho-bitch maybe.

    • Khary A December 18th, 2014 at 5:02 pm

      You know what gets me the most? There are some lads and ladies out there who are thinking ” She’s totally single now. I wonder how she’ll look when she gets out in 7 years?”

      You know she’s gonna get out early. Pretty girls and rock stars do not go to jail…that’s a fact.

      • mea_mark December 18th, 2014 at 5:55 pm

        PBs are an addiction for some. The thrill of danger living on the edge, maybe dying at any moment …

  5. Carla Akins December 18th, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    Damn

  6. Tommy6860 December 18th, 2014 at 4:53 pm

    Well, this takes the adage, “Hell hath no fury…” to a new level!

    Seriously WTF!

  7. R.J. Carter December 18th, 2014 at 5:46 pm

    If you’re going to go to all that trouble to cut a body apart, why turn it into a scavenger hunt / jigsaw puzzle? Haven’t you watched DEXTER, lady?

    • dave-dr-gonzo December 18th, 2014 at 7:59 pm

      Bet she also missed “Bates Motel”. She needs to watch more TV.

  8. FrankenPC . December 18th, 2014 at 6:44 pm

    Is this a preview of Fargo Season 2?

    • fancypants December 18th, 2014 at 9:18 pm

      there was no wood chipper so she improvised

  9. Budda December 18th, 2014 at 8:32 pm

    They don’t look real, not that I’d know.

    • tracey marie December 18th, 2014 at 9:13 pm

      she is young they are real

      • whatthe46 December 19th, 2014 at 4:10 am

        nah. but looks nice.

  10. Guest December 19th, 2014 at 2:10 am

    ibid

  11. mcalleyboy December 19th, 2014 at 2:30 am

    I’m thinking she’s a player.

  12. bpollen December 19th, 2014 at 6:50 am

    Hell hath no fury… like this woman. Just like cops tend to recruit from a pool of people with masculinity issues, psychs and shrinks recruit from a pool of people wondering what the hell is wrong with themselves.

    • rg9rts December 20th, 2014 at 5:52 am

      And you know this how??

      • bpollen December 22nd, 2014 at 4:33 pm

        Met any cops? Met any shrinks? Read?

        Personal experience and the reading of news have a big impact on the formation of opinion. Do you not think that certain personality types are drawn to certain professions?

        • rg9rts December 22nd, 2014 at 4:50 pm

          I am a shrink and I know lots of cops..NYPD State Troopers. local PD Sheriffs Good enough for you??? You want to talk types and professions time and space limit this discussion…lets say …have you ever seen a car salesman that can sit still? I know why

          • bpollen December 23rd, 2014 at 4:00 am

            I also have met numerous psychologists, psychiatrists, and policemen (including in-laws) who also agree that certain types of people are drawn to certain types of professions, though not all agree. I have read elsewhere that corporate CEO’s have a higher incidence of psychopaths than the average population.

            You can believe that there is an even distribution of personalities or psychopathies in all professions, but I disagree. Even if you ARE a shrink.

          • rg9rts December 23rd, 2014 at 4:08 am

            Your opinion

          • bpollen December 23rd, 2014 at 4:13 am

            Never said it wasn’t. You also have an opinion.

  13. rg9rts December 20th, 2014 at 5:52 am

    Gee so psychologists aren’t supposed to suffer from human frailties??? She is still miles ahead of that clown that murdered his daughter in law and then video taped himself having sex with her….West Virginia I think