Man Admits To Oral Sex With Horse
[su_right_ad]When police caught him in a barn, the Wausau, Wisconsin man fessed up.
The incident occurred on Wednesday when Marathon County sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to a barn in Wausau. Once they entered the barn, they saw a man near a horse wearing a black jacket, face mask and blue wind pants with holes exposing the groin and buttocks area.
The man’s name was Jared Kreft. He told deputies that he went to the barn after watching “horse pornography.” Kreft admitted to performing oral sex on the horse and trying to arouse the animal with his hand.
Deputies said they found a blue and red glass pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly at the scene. When they searched the animal lover’s home, they found a small amount of marijuana. Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and bail jumping, according to court documents.[su_csky_ad]
causeican December 22nd, 2014 at 4:09 pm
I’m just not going there this time.
R.J. Carter December 22nd, 2014 at 4:14 pm
Of course, of course.
Snicker.
neworleans878 December 22nd, 2014 at 4:16 pm
I see what you did there, ya clever rascal!
Tommy6860 December 22nd, 2014 at 4:17 pm
Nice!
tiredoftea December 22nd, 2014 at 4:42 pm
Mr. Ed is watching you, you know.
R.J. Carter December 22nd, 2014 at 4:44 pm
And hoping.
“Oh please, oh please, oh please… Hey, Wilburrrrr…”
tiredoftea December 22nd, 2014 at 5:06 pm
Wilbur takes Mr. Ed for a Ride: The lost episodes!
Chinese Democracy December 22nd, 2014 at 8:17 pm
Wilbur Takes Mr Ed For A Ride .. the true and sometimes graphic story of Mr Ed and Wilbur
” a touching romance” .. Ed Smeggly Penthorse Magazine
” a ride to remember ” … Vista Cogsworth EquestrianPleasures. com
” evokes fond memories of my summers on the farm” … Ted Cruz
causeican December 22nd, 2014 at 5:50 pm
Gutter snipes.
neworleans878 December 22nd, 2014 at 4:15 pm
Maybe he was severely confused by that hit song out of North Korea, Excellent Horse-Like Lady.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tkXgw2OMY
Tommy6860 December 22nd, 2014 at 4:19 pm
What is it with the Wisconsinites? That reminded me of this guy from 2007 having sexy time with a dead deer.
tiredoftea December 22nd, 2014 at 4:41 pm
He was just trying to improve the process?
tracey marie December 22nd, 2014 at 4:21 pm
hung like a horse is taken literally by this guy
Tommy6860 December 22nd, 2014 at 4:22 pm
Yea and the look on this guy’s face in this article looks like…, well you know what I mean!
John Henry December 22nd, 2014 at 4:32 pm
Yeah, that look on his face probably means he did more with that horse than what he admitted.
John Henry December 22nd, 2014 at 4:22 pm
I seriously tried not to, but the title alone made me LOLOLOLOL!
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But seriously terrible, terrible. People please stop molesting animals. Stop it. Animal porn should be just as illegal as child porn.
Tommy6860 December 22nd, 2014 at 4:24 pm
Maybe he just wanted to have a roll in the hay 😛
tiredoftea December 22nd, 2014 at 4:42 pm
We can never unknow this.
raincheck December 23rd, 2014 at 8:42 am
LOL
Carla Akins December 22nd, 2014 at 4:48 pm
How? I mean, logistically – how? On a side note, there’s horse porn?
Blogvader December 22nd, 2014 at 4:51 pm
After seeing just how big horses are at Dixie Stampede, I have no desire how he managed this, speaking in terms of mechanics.
Carla Akins December 22nd, 2014 at 5:06 pm
Exactly.
R.J. Carter December 22nd, 2014 at 4:57 pm
Welcome to Tijuana, where bachelor parties are raucous and donkeys are excited.
Khary A December 22nd, 2014 at 5:29 pm
Carla I don’t know how to tell you this but yeah…and a lot of it. I’ve spent some time sodomizing my innocence traveling these “internets” and I come to realize if there is a subject there is porn about it. Just google Larry Flynt and The Interview ( as in the movie ) Yeah he’s already going to make a porno of a movie that has been shelved.
Oh and read this in the Best Sam Elliott voice you can muster.
William December 22nd, 2014 at 5:44 pm
celery porn?
Khary A December 22nd, 2014 at 5:51 pm
“Crunchy Party 3: The snap”. Ok that’s a reach but food porn is under the category called “sploshing” if I remember correctly. I saw one where there were pterodactyl people man. It’s messed up being modern day Tron.
Carla Akins December 22nd, 2014 at 6:31 pm
That was perfect, and I had to re-read several times after the Sam Elliott suggestion.
tracey marie December 22nd, 2014 at 6:55 pm
IKR
R.J. Carter December 22nd, 2014 at 4:58 pm
Given that he performed it on the horse, I’m thinking even Linda Lovelace must be going, “Dayummm…”
Khary A December 22nd, 2014 at 5:24 pm
R.J. you’re showing your age. 🙂
William December 22nd, 2014 at 5:43 pm
” Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ”,
The very fact that there is actually a law, and it’s actually worded that way, means that somewhere, at some time, some legislative body had to actually vote on such a law because it was becoming a problem.
Khary A December 22nd, 2014 at 5:52 pm
DUDE! i seriously thought the same thing…that’s a legal term now.
Dwendt44 December 22nd, 2014 at 6:56 pm
Remember those old jokes about sheep?
whatthe46 December 22nd, 2014 at 11:01 pm
lol
William December 23rd, 2014 at 12:33 am
Yeah, Like Scots wear kilts because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.
tracey marie December 22nd, 2014 at 6:55 pm
remeber that old southern guy who won his election after joking about the ‘things he did with animals, when he was young”
Rape Room Made In U.S.A. December 23rd, 2014 at 7:47 pm
Thomas Jefferson advocated against including such a law in the Virgina State Constitution saying that he felt that it would unneccesarily involve the legislature in a topic which could and should be sufficiently addressed through the public opprobrium such acts would elicit.
Bunya December 22nd, 2014 at 6:42 pm
Only a homosapien would think of something like this. It’s purely disgusting since I’m sure the horse didn’t consent to this rape.
Chinese Democracy December 22nd, 2014 at 6:57 pm
It sounds like the horse wasnt interested . Nor anyone else for that matter, hence the horse.
Jones December 22nd, 2014 at 7:51 pm
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tiredoftea December 22nd, 2014 at 8:37 pm
Umm, you either spend waaay toooo much time on the googles or you have some ‘splaining to do.
eyelashviper December 23rd, 2014 at 12:27 pm
Zing!
paul fredine December 23rd, 2014 at 1:52 pm
what would you google, horse fucking???
allison1050 December 23rd, 2014 at 3:39 pm
Damned right!!
Rape Room Made In U.S.A. December 23rd, 2014 at 7:57 pm
Jealousy is unbecoming. Obviously Jones has contributed very substantially to this story. If one doesn’t approve of his contribution, one must also question why the story appears on this website.
Carla Akins December 23rd, 2014 at 8:15 pm
I think you may have read too much into the statement. It was just a little-good-natured teasing. Jones frequently contributes to many stories and his involvement is appreciated. I’m pretty sure everyone is on the same side on this story.
whatthe46 December 22nd, 2014 at 11:00 pm
what the hell?
Pam Loken December 23rd, 2014 at 11:32 am
is this telling us we’ve been *sick* since way back????
Jones December 23rd, 2014 at 11:40 am
It looks like it may have been part of ancient culture…?
Pam Loken December 23rd, 2014 at 11:51 am
I would agree with you on that Jones….I have read some real *out* there ancient culture. Some can be down right horrible, I remember one of a woman who had an affair on her husband and was caught….OMG!
paul fredine December 23rd, 2014 at 1:51 pm
well….gee…..YA THINK???
Jones December 23rd, 2014 at 3:00 pm
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FrankenPC . December 22nd, 2014 at 9:58 pm
I’m one of those people who’s paranoid of getting infected with dangerous bacteria/virus. Like I can’t take public transportation or I don’t like shaking hands paranoid. For completely different reasons than I imagine most of you reacted….I’m horrified by this.
Abby Normal December 22nd, 2014 at 10:31 pm
His family must be very proud.
eyelashviper December 23rd, 2014 at 12:27 pm
Well, my horses here in Floriduh can be comforted by the fact that our sterling State Legislature in Tallahassee outlawed bestiality a few years ago…The highly Goperesque nature of the Legislature here must have gotten some feedback from the barnyard, where many apparently spend much of their time.
paul fredine December 23rd, 2014 at 1:50 pm
his facebook page shows a picture of him cuddling on a couch with a cat. somebody warn the cat before it’s too late.
a horse??? really??? bet his favorite show is ‘mr. ed’.
allison1050 December 23rd, 2014 at 3:31 pm
Eewwww for gawd’s sake!!
spacegod December 23rd, 2014 at 6:37 pm
A MALE horse?! That’s sick.
Rape Room Made In U.S.A. December 24th, 2014 at 2:29 am
If it matters–if it really matters, and is not just a function of your being able to visualize the event because the detail has been provided–then such a comment would suggest you are at least slightly bigoted against gays. I mean to say that it shouldn’t matter to anyone else what sort of horse someone consorts with, and I suspect you may agree if you consider it further.
spacegod December 24th, 2014 at 5:30 pm
Um. Yeah. I happen to BE gay. Or at least a bad bisexual.
I was attempting humor, being ludicrous. The fact that the guy admits to sex acts with a horse shows he’s a bit imbalanced. My feigning horror that it’s a male horse is called ‘facetiousness.’
It’s an old joke.
It’s like your username.
I can’t tell if you mean Breitbart loves me or he boinks sheep.
mmaynard119 December 24th, 2014 at 5:06 pm
Wilburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……