December 27, 2014 7:00 am -

Imagine what he would have been fined for grabbing somebody else’s.

Here it is in real time:


Did you miss it? It was just before he made the touchdown.

Now, for the sake of perspective, Raiders player Justin Tuck and 49ers left tackle Joe Staley were each fined over $22,000 for “abusive” language.

And Lynch was fined about half that for grabbing his crotch for a second. [su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
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5 responses to NFL Player Fined $11,000 For Grabbing His Crotch

  1. rg9rts December 27th, 2014 at 7:46 am

    Good grief he was just counting to see if he still had all 3

  2. edmeyer_able December 27th, 2014 at 9:14 am

    Considering some cops would shoot him for “going for his waisteband” he got off light……./s

    • ohpaleasegivemeabreak December 29th, 2014 at 3:01 pm

      Heck – that’s not snark.

      That’s fact.

  3. John_St_John December 27th, 2014 at 10:16 am

    Fined $11,000.00 for this??? The goddamned hyper morality in the U.S. is really getting old.

  4. fancypants December 28th, 2014 at 5:40 pm

    with a run like that to the end zone I would have given lynch a 20k bonus just to cover the fine