December 27, 2014 8:00 am -

After the Internet in North Korea was disrupted, their fee fees were hurt and now they’ve called President Obama “a monkey.”

[su_center_ad]North Korea went on to blame the U.S. on Saturday for shutting down its Internet after the hacking controversy surrounding the new awful film, “The Interview.”

The Associated Press reports:

On Saturday, the North’s powerful National Defense Commission, the country’s top governing body led by Kim, said that Obama was behind the release of “The Interview.” It described the movie as illegal, dishonest and reactionary.

“Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest,” an unidentified spokesman at the commission’s Policy Department said in a statement carried by the official Korean Central News Agency.

It wasn’t the first time North Korea has used crude insults against Obama and other top U.S. and South Korean officials. Earlier this year, the North called U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry a wolf with a “hideous” lantern jaw and South Korean President Park Geun-hye a prostitute. In May, the North’s news agency published a dispatch saying Obama has the “shape of a monkey.”

The defense commission also accused Washington for intermittent outages of North Korea websites this week, which happened after the U.S. had promised to respond to the Sony hack. The U.S. government has declined to say if it was behind the shutdown.

I’m sure North Korea’s latest mean name calling will leave Obama cowering in a corner. After all, he’s never been called a monkey or racist slur in America.

If the powers that be in North Korea had any smarts, they would have taken credit for the Sony hack, whether or not they are responsible for it. They could then flex their muscles and move on to stop the production of the porn version of The Interview.

Fun fact: The total number of prisoners in North Korea’s internment camps is estimated to be 150,000 to 200,000. [su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

27 responses to North Korea Retaliates; Calls Obama A Mean Name

  1. raincheck December 27th, 2014 at 8:37 am

    It looks like the Obama Admin. shut down all 4 of N. Korea’s computers, and did some damage to both of it’s web sites…

    • Paragryne December 27th, 2014 at 9:12 am

      I bet the internet user was pissed.

      • raincheck December 27th, 2014 at 12:21 pm


    • Mainah December 27th, 2014 at 1:45 pm


    • mea_mark December 27th, 2014 at 3:45 pm

      Actually, there are 1024 ip addresses that are active in North Korea. I bet there are office buildings in New York that have more than that on one floor. Just a fun fact.

  2. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker December 27th, 2014 at 9:02 am

    The total number of prisoners in North Korea’s internment camps is estimated to be 150,000 to 200,000, which still doesn’t hold a candle to the US ‘for profit’ prison system at approx. 2,250,000 citizens incarcerated in 2013.
    Plus our police kill unarmed citizens on our streets daily, we’ve tortured our prisoners of war and have about 11,000 gun deaths per year.
    I don’t feel good when we lose the moral high ground to a place like North Korea.

  3. Stan Ubeki December 27th, 2014 at 11:09 am

    What a lot of people don’t realize is that N. Korea has a shikload of conventional missiles pointed at Seoul S.Korea, which is 20 miles from the border, and is where all your Samsung stuff is made. If provoked, psycho Kim Jong Fat could destroy the economy in minutes. They are not an idle threat.

    • Mainah December 27th, 2014 at 1:44 pm

      Do you really believe China will sit still for that?

      • Stan Ubeki December 28th, 2014 at 10:11 am

        Not much they can do if it all happens within an hour.

    • mea_mark December 27th, 2014 at 3:49 pm

      And North Korea wouldn’t be a problem any longer if they even tried to do something like that, they would just disappear.

      • Stan Ubeki December 28th, 2014 at 10:12 am

        Oh yeah, nuclear detonations, the easy go to for shallow thinkers. That will fix things. Think it through dude.

        • mea_mark December 28th, 2014 at 11:18 am

          I didn’t say that. Reread my comment and think it through.

          • Stan Ubeki December 28th, 2014 at 11:40 am

            Please explain what you mean by “just disappear”.

  4. William December 27th, 2014 at 11:52 am

    “North Korea Retaliates”. Uh Oh, better set def-con two right away.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 27th, 2014 at 12:36 pm

      Is that a telephone with a cord attached?..
      I cant remember the last time I saw one of those…:)

      • Mainah December 27th, 2014 at 1:43 pm

        They have them over at the Fryburg Fair next to the old switchboards in the museum barn. lol

        • William December 27th, 2014 at 1:47 pm

          Hey now, neigh-buh. Bryant Pond Maine hand cranked phones not so long ago.

          • Mainah December 27th, 2014 at 1:51 pm

            LMAO!!! You make me look like city folk! I’ve been upta the pond! My first encounter with outdoor plumbing, too! BAAHAAHAAAAA!!!

          • William December 27th, 2014 at 1:57 pm

            Drove by the big phone yesterday on my way back from New Hamp-shuh

          • Mainah December 27th, 2014 at 2:03 pm

            OH my word! I can honestly say … I have never seen it. Of course, we were just driving through Bryant pond to get to Gilead. Sorry. LOL.

          • William December 28th, 2014 at 9:45 am

            On Rt. 26 in the village just past the big scary curve. it’s on the left if you’re headed “nawth”.

          • Mainah December 28th, 2014 at 9:59 am

            How could I miss that? I’ve had to go down 26 to get to go through Bethel.

      • Stan Ubeki December 28th, 2014 at 10:15 am

        My mom still has one old rotary phone on the wall in the kitchen. My nephew asked her “how do you text on that thing?”

  5. StoneyCurtisll December 27th, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    I’m willing to bet the DPRK has more of it’s citizens locked up in labor camps than it has internet users.

  6. rg9rts December 27th, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    Interesting…the same derogatory term that was once used to describe the Koreans

  7. labman57 December 27th, 2014 at 12:54 pm

    Searching for a new Obama-bashing hero after Putin’s fall from economic grace, North Korea swiftly becomes idolized by the buffoons on FOX News in … 3 … 2 … 1 …

    • William December 27th, 2014 at 1:45 pm

      Oh I think Vlad will continue to be the right wing heart throb for some time. He hates gays, loves torture and he dumped his nations economy into the dumper-ski. All endearing right wing qualities.