December 31, 2014 11:09 am -

Slithering to new lows, the Free Beacon staff are on a tear to become the lowest bottom-feeders in Conservative “journalism.” This is not an easy feat when they’ve already named the White House Fence Jumper another winner of the “honor.”   In this case, they name Jeffrey Patrick Rice the winner of the category they can’t seem to pinpoint, so they changed the man of the year to “men of the year.”   Rice is the two-time drunk driving offender who decided to plow into a peaceful protest in Minneapolis, where protesters were showing their disapproval of the Eric Garner decision.  Footage from the event:


This man was praised by the Free Beacon for running down innocent people and scattering their “literature” as the readers of this rag are not fans of reading material of any sort.

Confused and unable to see, Rice accidentally ran into a teenage girl, before making his only mistake of the day: he stopped. The zombie horde descended upon him slamming his windshield and attempting to flip over his car. However, Rice wasn’t having any of it. He drove off, scattering terrible protest literature and even more terrible human beings in his wake.

A truly despicable act that should be vilified and not praised, the Washington Free Beacon continues to elevate the least savory characters in our midst to hero status, much like the GOP has done lately.[su_csky_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

3 responses to Washington Free Beacon Names Criminal One Of Their ‘Men Of The Year’

  1. edmeyer_able December 31st, 2014 at 11:26 am

    I wonder how long before he enters the 2016 race for the Whitehouse on the republican ticket, should have plenty of support and endorsements.

  2. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker December 31st, 2014 at 11:42 am

    Hate and violence come so naturally to rightwing whackjobs, so this isn’t surprising.

  3. fahvel December 31st, 2014 at 12:46 pm

    it’s amusing to joke about this shit but the usa’s image in the rest of the slightlymore civilized world is a deteriorating reality -more and more, we see what was once somethng to aspire to becoming more and more totalitarian and elite and exclusive – it would be so nice if the usa realized its wonderful potential once again.