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January 4, 2015 9:00 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

[su_right_ad]Sarah Palin is very angry that pictures of her son standing on a dog has angered the Internets. She took to her Facebook page to put some words together to form sentences:

Dear PETA,

Chill. At least Trig didn’t eat the dog.

Hey, by the way, remember your “Woman of the Year”, Ellen DeGeneres? Did you get all wee-wee’d up when she posted this sweet picture?

[su_thin_right_skyscraper_ad] Hypocritical, much?

Did you go as crazy when your heroic Man-of-Your-Lifetime, Barack Obama, revealed he actually enjoyed eating dead dog meat?

To Ms. Palin, the way you treat a live dog can be compared to the way you treat leather upholstery or eat fish.

Aren’t you the same anti-beef screamers blogging hate from your comfy leather office chairs, wrapped in your fashionable leather belts above your kickin’ new leather pumps you bought because your celebrity idols (who sport fur and crocodile purses) grinned in a tabloid wearing the exact same Louboutins exiting sleek cowhide covered limo seats on their way to some liberal fundraiser shindig at some sushi bar that features poor dead smelly roe (that I used to strip from our Bristol Bay-caught fish, and in a Dillingham cannery I packed those castoff fish eggs for you while laughing with co-workers about the suckers paying absurdly high prices to party with the throw away parts of our wild seafood)? I believe you call those discarded funky eggs “caviar”.

And this is a great opportunity to attack liberals:

Toward the end of her angry message, she wrote, “Our pets, including Trig’s best buddy Jill Hadassah, are loved, spoiled and cared for more than some people care for their fellow man whose politics may not mesh with nonsensical liberally failed ways or don’t fit your flighty standards.”

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

50 responses to FreakOutNation: Palin Defends Dog Abuse By Attacking Obama

  1. edmeyer_able January 4th, 2015 at 9:13 am

    Wow never knew salmon eggs were caviar?.

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 9:35 am

      Traditionally the term caviar refers only to roe from wild sturgeon in the Caspian and Black Sea (Beluga, Ossetra and Sevruga caviars). Depending on the country, caviar may also be used to describe the roe of other fish such as salmon, steelhead trout, trout, lumpfish, whitefish, and other species of sturgeon.

      • edmeyer_able January 4th, 2015 at 9:49 am

        I’ve heard of the lump fish being sold as caviar but never the others, some cookbooks do say you can mix certain roe and milt into scrambled eggs but the salmon eggs from the fish we catch have a very powerful and distasteful odor.

        • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 11:11 am

          I would guess that at least some of the caviar varieties are from farmed fish, where they can control the taste by what they feed them. I had caviar once in Iceland, and all I could taste was salt. It reminded me of the time I had escargots, and all I could taste was slimy garlic.

          • whatthe46 January 4th, 2015 at 1:53 pm

            gross

          • Jack E Raynbeau January 6th, 2015 at 9:24 pm

            I make my own escargot. One large bag of rubber bands sauteed in garlic butter. Season to taste.

    • jasperjava January 4th, 2015 at 10:18 am

      Just shows how ignorant she is, and how she’s a hero among the ignorant-American community.

      I’m sure there are people out there who consider her “thoughts” to be “deeply moving”.

    • Jack E Raynbeau January 6th, 2015 at 9:25 pm

      They’re not. Sarah is an idiot.

  2. searambler January 4th, 2015 at 9:56 am

    Wow. Such a thin skin, for someone so thick-headed…..

    • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker January 4th, 2015 at 10:11 am

      Well said.
      I guess she learned care and respect of household pets from Rmoney and his rooftop carrier. It must be a rightwing thing.

      • ShelleysLeg January 6th, 2015 at 8:06 am

        Don’t forget Huckabee and his dog hanging son or Romney’s pals who were caught BBQing a dog in a city park.

  3. KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker January 4th, 2015 at 10:09 am

    Don’t you just love how she doubles down on the stupid?
    Any mother would use that situation as a teaching moment because:
    a) The child could hurt the dog.
    b) The dog could easily hurt the child.
    c) It could also be used to teach respect for things around you.
    But then again, this doofuss ain’t exactly mother of the year.

  4. eyelashviper January 4th, 2015 at 10:43 am

    If you want to see crazeee Palinbots, check out these sites:

    http://palin4america.com/
    http://conservatives4palin.com/

    Be sure to have a strong stomach and take brain bleach, even wear a hazmat suit.
    Hard to imagine groups of people dumber than Palin, and just as nasty, but here they are…

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 10:48 am

      Without looking, I know this will only confirm what an unthinking ignoramus she is. As everyone’s favorite SecDef would say, she doesn’t know what she doesn’t know.

    • edmeyer_able January 4th, 2015 at 10:58 am

      Got a better site than that for you…datehookup.com current events/political forums the level of insanity is “epic”.

      • eyelashviper January 4th, 2015 at 11:03 am

        Don’t know if I can take, laughed so hard last night on one of those sites, got banned, what a thrill..

        • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 11:12 am

          If you get banned from one of those sites, you know you’re not completely insane yet.

          • eyelashviper January 4th, 2015 at 11:19 am

            the level of clueless, dumb, and just plain mean is over the top on those sites…truly astounding

  5. FatRat January 4th, 2015 at 11:12 am

    Did you go as crazy when your heroic Man-of-Your-Lifetime, Barack Obama, revealed he actually enjoyed eating (DEAD) dog meat?
    The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
    Not many (UNDEAD) dishes being served in restaurants.
    http://www.top10films.co.uk/img/ghostbusters_dogs_dana-possessed.jpg

    • edmeyer_able January 4th, 2015 at 11:17 am

      Raw clams comes to mind…yum

      • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 11:18 am

        And oysters. Steak tartare.

        • edmeyer_able January 4th, 2015 at 11:19 am

          I sure hope that cow is dead though.

          • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 11:20 am

            Right, I was thinking of uncooked.

      • rg9rts January 4th, 2015 at 11:21 am

        Vegetarian comes to my mind

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 11:17 am

      Here’s a direct quote from his autobiography: “With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chili peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy).”
      Nowhere does it say he enjoyed it. He was a kid, he was in Indonesia, Indonesians sometimes eat dog. It’s not like he could say “I’m the future president, I can’t eat dog.”

    • jasperjava January 4th, 2015 at 3:09 pm

      Thanks for including a selfie with your post, but it wasn’t necessary.

  6. rg9rts January 4th, 2015 at 11:20 am

    Its been said so often ….what an idiot

  7. labman57 January 4th, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    The ‘Princess of Pettiness’ strikes again.
    On the subject of food, Palin’s favorite side dish continues to be “word salad”.

  8. arc99 January 4th, 2015 at 12:16 pm

    For someone who earns her living denigrating people, she sure squeals like a stuck pig when the tables are turned. Typical bully who can dish it out, but whines loudly when given a dose of her own medicine.

  9. edmeyer_able January 4th, 2015 at 12:38 pm

    One thing that just came to mind is that labs are susceptible to hip dysplasia and any undo pressure could cause permanent damage.

    • eyelashviper January 4th, 2015 at 1:08 pm

      Yes, and this is a young dog, they acquired it in April. Large dogs take longer to mature, and cartilege can be damaged by such behavior.

  10. Denise January 4th, 2015 at 1:11 pm

    What this idiot has to say is irrelevant. She’d defend baby rape if she can defend animal abuse, which, to me, includes bestiality

  11. William January 4th, 2015 at 1:34 pm

    Even with the Rosetta Stone “How to speak Wal-Mart” guide, I cannot understand her.

    • whatthe46 January 4th, 2015 at 1:48 pm

      awesome.

    • Coprolite January 4th, 2015 at 2:33 pm

      well, you bought the wrong Rosetta Stone package….you want the “how to talk to your salad” package.

      • whatthe46 January 4th, 2015 at 3:29 pm

        or “How to understand Word Salad for Dummies.”

        • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 4:43 pm

          Word salad. Is that like alphabet soup?

  12. Not_Phyllis January 4th, 2015 at 1:42 pm

    What the HELL?! Is this from The Onion?! It’s not?

    *facepalm*

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 2:02 pm

      That could apply to just about everything she says. The Onion or the Daily Currant.

  13. whatthe46 January 4th, 2015 at 1:55 pm

    this is serious child like behavior. and people still think someone who can start a cat fight like a middle school girl on FACEBOOK is fit for or was ever fit for office, shows their level of intelligence. wow.

  14. AJ SAIZ January 4th, 2015 at 2:22 pm

    But for this President kicking John McCain’s ass…… this wack job would have been a breath away from the Presidency.

    • MarcoZandrini January 4th, 2015 at 4:19 pm

      I say “thanks” every day!

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 4:44 pm

      That one act undid any good McCain had done previously.

  15. worrierking January 4th, 2015 at 4:34 pm

    It’s like reading Melville. Except that Herman’s run on sentences actually made sense and his antagonist was a hell of a lot more intelligent.

    • Larry Schmitt January 4th, 2015 at 4:39 pm

      The krill his antagonist chases are more intelligent.

    • The_C_a_t January 4th, 2015 at 5:04 pm

      Hey!

  16. The_C_a_t January 4th, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    Attention Sarah ‘The Quitter’ Palin:

    Sarah? Yeah, the dog meat that Obama ate was already dead. The dog your son was standing on was still alive. Hopefully this will clear up the difference for you. By the way? Dog meat is just as tasty as horse, and just as edible by humans. The way you handle firearms, I’m surprised that your only recourse for meat isn’t SPAM.

  17. Candide Thirtythree January 5th, 2015 at 2:15 am

    Um, I do not speak or understand Teabonics, can anyone translate that gibberish into English?

  18. ShelleysLeg January 6th, 2015 at 8:02 am

    Where can I hire a limo that has ‘cowhide’ seats? And for the record I’m a 5th generation liberal Texan and have yet to see cowhide seats.

  19. fancypants January 6th, 2015 at 8:37 pm

    So sarah points out other celebrities abuse with animals and NOW its ok if she takes her own pictures of abuse.
    Yea that’s right sarah THEY are not going to be in office anytime soon and now we can add one more to that club KUDOS and thanks for the picture proof