January 5, 2015 10:44 am -

[su_right_ad]Police say she smuggled the gun into an Albuquerque jail in her vagina and then dumped it in the trash (the gun, not the vagina).

Josephine McAllister got the gun past at least four security officers who searched her while booking her on stolen credit card charges.  An inmate discovered the gun while taking out the trash and alerted officials.

McAllister, who was high on heroin, told police she did not hand the gun over out of fear she would get in more trouble, according to a criminal complaint obtained by the Albuquerque Journal.

McAllister said she had the gun in her waistband, but police disagree, saying it was unlikely.

“We can only be so thorough, and that area is out of the question,” Officer Simon Drobik told KOAT. “We cannot search a body cavity.”

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

24 responses to Woman Smuggles Gun Into Prison Via Vagina

  1. eyelashviper January 5th, 2015 at 11:07 am

    Eeeewwwwww, was it loaded? This gives me the shudders.

  2. Carla Akins January 5th, 2015 at 11:12 am

    Look, I know babies fit but that’s under a very specific circumstance….uh…exactly how big was this gun?

    • arc99 January 5th, 2015 at 11:17 am

      I always heard that size did not matter.

      But I guess that is also under a very specific circumstance. At least I hope so (sigh).

      • Carla Akins January 5th, 2015 at 1:05 pm

        Laughing. Again it would depend on the circumstances but let’s be real. Size always matters.

        • burqa January 5th, 2015 at 3:39 pm

          uh oh

        • rg9rts January 6th, 2015 at 5:44 am

          Was the safety on???

  3. edmeyer_able January 5th, 2015 at 11:26 am

    Not the first time this has happened, a few years ago a woman was found dead in her cell when the gun fired.
    Also I heard at one time that women were searched by having them squat and cough, IDK.

  4. tiredoftea January 5th, 2015 at 11:50 am

    She doesn’t believe in open carry?

    • Dwendt44 January 5th, 2015 at 12:08 pm

      Nope. Concealed carry is the name of the game these days.

      • burqa January 5th, 2015 at 3:38 pm

        I wanna see the permit………………

  5. cowfarmerJoe January 5th, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    Happiness is a warm gun, mama.

    • bpollen January 7th, 2015 at 4:29 pm

      Bang bang drip drip ♫

  6. tracey marie January 5th, 2015 at 12:33 pm

    that is some big vagina

    • StoneyCurtisll January 5th, 2015 at 12:50 pm

      Or perhaps a small gun?
      Either way..

      • tracey marie January 5th, 2015 at 2:38 pm

        a small gun should not fit that well in a vagina

        • edmeyer_able January 5th, 2015 at 2:45 pm

          Not even this one?

          • tracey marie January 5th, 2015 at 2:47 pm


  7. Suzanne McFly January 5th, 2015 at 2:37 pm

    The newbie prison officers should be required to do vag searches.

  8. illinoisboy1977 January 5th, 2015 at 3:04 pm

    Now, any idiot knows that moisture is a firearm’s worst enemy. I give her an “F”, on proper firearm care and storage.

    • Bunya January 5th, 2015 at 4:58 pm

      Maybe she had it shrink-wrapped in moisture proof plastic.
      The gun, not the vagina.
      …..just sayin’.

      • illinoisboy1977 January 5th, 2015 at 8:16 pm

        That was hilarious.

  9. burqa January 5th, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    NO DISCHARGE JOKES ! ………………………………………………………please

  10. Boehner-Monkey January 5th, 2015 at 7:22 pm

    This would make a good David Allan Coe song.

  11. rg9rts January 6th, 2015 at 5:43 am