January 8, 2015 7:30 am -

Couldn’t they have had some decency and done it in the car?


Florida couple was arrested early yesterday after they were spotted having sex atop a 2004 Kia Sedona at a West Palm Beach auto dealership, police report.

Officers responding to Mike’s Auto Sales discovered Erin Byrd, 18, and Ramon Mitchell, 29, “inside of a dealership vehicle which did not belong to either subject,”according to a police report.

Cops were summoned to the closed business shortly before midnight by a witness who “advised officers he just witnessed both suspects having sex on top of the vehicle in plain sight.” The 39-year-old man added that he heard the trysting duo moaning.

Upon exiting the van, Byrd and Mitchell were arrested. As the 300-pound Mitchell was being handcuffed, he spit in the face of a female officer, police reported.

Well, it is a used car.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

7 responses to Couple Arrested For Sex On Top Of Car At Dealership

  1. rg9rts January 8th, 2015 at 8:01 am

    I’m sure he paid dearly for spitting …later…

  2. Larry Schmitt January 8th, 2015 at 8:39 am

    “Well, it is a used car.” It is now. Well used. Or badly, depending on your point of view.

  3. Carla Akins January 8th, 2015 at 9:03 am

    He heard moaning? Wonder if it was the sounds of sodomy?

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  4. Bunya January 8th, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    They did it on top of a 2004 Kia?
    I would think they’d have more class and do it on top of a BMW or Mercedes-Benz.

  5. Boehner-Monkey January 8th, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    Senator. I never had Congress on that Lexus.

  6. toma kay January 8th, 2015 at 11:46 pm

    Bet she had more mileage than that car