January 11, 2015 1:00 pm -

zimmerman17n-2-web[su_right_ad]Here’s a hint: He is the renowned “painter” who sold the adjoining “art work” – which was in effect stolen from Getty Images – for just over $100,000. If by now you haven’t figured out who this aesthetically lifted… er, gifted ‘loser in love’ might be, here’s your answer:

Following his recent arrest for allegedly throwing a wine bottle at his girlfriend, George Zimmerman’s lawyer has admitted his client ‘has not been lucky with the ladies.’

Zimmerman, whose acquittal of murdering an unarmed black teen sparked a national debate on race and self-defense laws, was arrested for aggravated assault in Lake Mary about 10 p.m. Friday and is being held at the John E. Polk Correctional Facility.

His attorney, Don West, said the incident involved the 31-year-old allegedly tossing a wine bottle at his girlfriend earlier this week at his Lake Mary home.

West said he did not want to ‘speculate’ about the situation that led to the alleged assault, reports NBC.

During a court appearance Saturday morning, Zimmerman’s bond was set at $5,000 and he was ordered to avoid contact with the woman who was not identified.

Judge John Galluzzo gave few details of the incident, but said a wine bottle was involved and that the alleged assault happened at Zimmerman’s home.

Prosecutors questioned whether substance abuse treatment was needed, but the judge said that didn’t seem to be a factor.

It is not known at this time who the girlfriend is but Zimmerman was known to be living with Samantha Scheibe earlier this year.

Maybe he should stick to stealing others’ intellectual property and claiming it is his own original work. Plenty of money in that – ’nuff said![su_center_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

19 responses to Guess Who ‘Has Not Been Lucky With The Ladies’?

  1. dave-dr-gonzo January 11th, 2015 at 1:02 pm

    Y’all have no doubt heard of – someone’s gonna make a whole lotta money by starting!

    • tracey marie January 11th, 2015 at 1:46 pm

      you always make me laugh.

  2. fancypants January 11th, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    I wouldn’t call zimmy unlucky
    unemployable ? yes….. unlucky ? no

    • Carla Akins January 11th, 2015 at 1:55 pm

      We could go with the theory that he somehow managed to access all of his luck and used it in one fell swoop at the trial.

      • fancypants January 11th, 2015 at 3:36 pm

        Instead of owning a one eye 3 leg dog named lucky you can date one

        • Carla Akins January 11th, 2015 at 4:14 pm

          LOL, Oh lord – don’t give him any ideas!

          • fancypants January 11th, 2015 at 4:46 pm

            at this point all other options and p/u lines have expired due to bad bahavior

        • burqa January 11th, 2015 at 7:31 pm

          Good ones, Ms. Akins and fancypants!

  3. MR. RIGHT January 11th, 2015 at 1:48 pm

    Heck, he’s beat up more girls than you can count on one hand.
    Who ARE these girls, the Manson girlfriend type?
    Who in their right mind would want to date Zimmerboy?

  4. Anomaly 100 January 11th, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    I can’t imagine why.

  5. rg9rts January 11th, 2015 at 2:19 pm

    Maybe someone should point out to him that paintings only get valuable when the painter is dead

  6. Suzanne McFly January 11th, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    ‘has not been lucky with the ladies.’ Is that his lawyers slick way of blaming this idiots childlike fits on his girlfriends? They “made” him do it? This little slob has been getting passes for years for his actions, maybe he should learn how to react to something like an adult and not a spoiled little child.

  7. AmusedAmused January 11th, 2015 at 3:06 pm

    Well, given how little control the guy has over his circumstances, obviously he needs his guns. To defend himself against bad luck.

  8. William January 11th, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    Maybe he should learn some social skills.

  9. burqa January 11th, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    ………………………………next he’ll be trying roofies…………

    • dave-dr-gonzo January 11th, 2015 at 9:34 pm

      In his case, they’re good for jumping off, also, Especially if there are seven or more floors below them.

  10. Bunya January 11th, 2015 at 7:29 pm

    Zimmerman is living in the wrong century. Killing children and beating women are frowned upon in the 21st century.

  11. labman57 January 11th, 2015 at 9:24 pm

    All things considered, Georgie Boy has been extremely lucky with the law.

    • Dwendt44 January 12th, 2015 at 12:42 am

      Soon even his supporters will be sick of his actions and he’ll find himself in a cell long term with a guy named Bubba.