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January 11, 2015 10:00 pm - NewsBehavingBadly.com

super-glue_vectorized[su_right_ad]The next time your crazy Tea Partying Uncle Wayne-Bob starts whining about all those “awful government regulations” that “kill jobs” and “git in the way of my FREEDOM!!1!”, feel free to direct him to this report from the good folks over at Vice.

Especially if he is squeamish.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

30 responses to Why We Have ‘Big Gubmint’ Regulations, Gross-Out Edition

  1. Spirit of America January 12th, 2015 at 1:09 am

    So she gets something done illegally(that’s right, what she had done is already illegal) and that’s a claim we need more regulations??!!

    The next time your “I-can’t-do-anything-for-myself-including-thinking-and-following-the-law” Aunt Gertrude cries she needs more hand-holding and less freedom, send her this link so she knows she’s being taken care(babysat) of:
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/report-21000-regulations-so-far-under-obama-2375-set-for-2015/article/2558050

    • tiredoftea January 12th, 2015 at 2:11 am

      Washington Examiner, really??

      • CandideThirtythree January 12th, 2015 at 2:31 am

        IKR? He probably gets his medical info from Mad Magazine or the national Enquirer.

        The stupid is strong in that one. LOL!

        • Spirit of America January 12th, 2015 at 11:12 am

          Are the numbers wrong? And if so, by how much?
          Let’s see if you can type something besides grade-school insults.

          • Candide Thirtythree January 12th, 2015 at 10:18 pm

            Are you still beating your wife? Only answer yes or no… no other answer is permitted.

          • Spirit of America January 12th, 2015 at 10:32 pm

            I promise I’ll answer your question if you honestly answer mine(which you seem to consistently avoid, you just go off on tangents).

            Are the numbers wrong?

          • Candide Thirtythree January 12th, 2015 at 10:43 pm

            You still don’t get it, I know that you were incapable of understanding plain English… sorry, I can’t help you since I don’t speak Teabonics and that is the only language you understand.

          • Spirit of America January 12th, 2015 at 11:25 pm

            LOL LOL, and it keeps getting richer…

            You tell me that I can’t understand ‘plain english’, yet you write:
            “…I know that you were incapable…”
            You need to learn how to use tenses properly.

          • Candide Thirtythree January 12th, 2015 at 10:54 pm

            Repairing broken slats in an existing fence is not the same as building a new fence but in your world there is no distinction.

            Obama has had to repair the fence that Bush and the republicans bulldozed down BUT he has to fix it one slat at a time.

            I don’t know how much simpler I can make it for you unless I start speaking in baby talk…and I ain’t going there!

          • Spirit of America January 12th, 2015 at 11:21 pm

            LOL LOL LOL, what in the world are you rambling about??!!

      • Spirit of America January 12th, 2015 at 11:01 am

        Besides being tongue-in-cheek because of the article’s link, are the numbers wrong any how?

    • CandideThirtythree January 12th, 2015 at 2:30 am

      If people like you didn’t go around telling other stupid people that the government is just trying to keep you from having fun or making money instead of the REAL reason that there are regulations then there would not be so many people on disability.

      Those people in the video do not just look bad, they have all sorts of auto-immune or neuro-muscular disorders afterwards.

      You are all just childish and immature and gonna show daddy that you are not going to listen when he tells you that something is dangerous because you think you know better. Same with anti-vaxxers, except they don’t just kill themselves and their own kids, they kill other people’s kids.

      The regulations are there to protect us from stupid people and to protect stupid people from themselves.

      • rg9rts January 12th, 2015 at 5:06 am

        That is why Texas is such a popular place for industry….little to NO regulations….till well after the fact

        • fancypants January 12th, 2015 at 6:39 am

          what a bummer
          I always thought of texas being the state of low wages and high turnover rates. the regulations were too confusing to read and understand

          • rg9rts January 12th, 2015 at 6:47 am

            Look under West Texas for a real short lesson in Texas safety regs

          • fancypants January 12th, 2015 at 7:23 am

            I will wait for the book that explains why explosions should be ignored in texas.
            im not sure who the author will be ?

          • rg9rts January 12th, 2015 at 7:29 am

            There is a complete gopee staff …oddly in Texas…rewriting history as they remember it

          • fancypants January 12th, 2015 at 8:06 am

            you cant rewrite something that you never learned Y’all understand that ?

          • William January 12th, 2015 at 8:13 am

            Texas is not the best place to look for any reference books.
            Just saying.

          • fancypants January 12th, 2015 at 8:23 am

            …………

      • Spirit of America January 12th, 2015 at 11:08 am

        “If people like you didn’t go around telling other stupid people that the
        government is just trying to keep you from having fun or making money
        instead of the REAL reason that there are regulations then there would
        not be so many people on disability.”
        LOL LOL LOL, first, show me ONE place where I said what you claimed I said, just one.
        Second, so people are on disability because of lack of regulations?

        You didn’t address the what she did was already illegal… could you plz write a regulation that you think would have made this situation better?

        • Candide Thirtythree January 12th, 2015 at 10:17 pm

          Getting rid of regulations is what caused the great depression and collapse of the whole world’s economy caused by Bush.

          You can bray like a jackass because you are too stupid to understand anything we are telling you. We have all told you the reasons and still here you are making a fool of yourself on the internet. If your IQ were anywhere over 70, maybe we could make you understand why there has to be regulations.

          One more time, but I still doubt you are capable of understanding.

          Stupid people like you LIE about the reasons for regulations so other stupid people think that there really is no harm in doing what they want to do since they have been convinced that the ONLY reason for regulations is to keep them from your mythical, magical, never has and never will exist FREEDUMB!

          If they understood that the reasons for regulations were because this shite is dangerous, and not just to keep them from having fun, then they would not be in such a hurry to poke a stick in Uncle Sam’s eye and kill themselves in the process.

          Stop LYING and shove your FREEDUMB where the sun doesn’t shine.

          • Spirit of America January 12th, 2015 at 10:30 pm

            My, what a friendly person you come across as. Please bear in mind that when you move out when you become of age, your parents won’t be able to protect you as they do now. Just some advice. And after all your fluff/insults and ranting, I noticed you still didn’t:

            “show me ONE place where I said what you claimed I said, just one.”

            And I now add to that question which you avoided, this one:
            Can you show me one time I lied about any regulation?

            No, you won’t so let’s try this:
            Sticking to the article’s topic, since what was done is already illegal, how would you regulate it to protect her or as you so arrogantly claim a regulation is for, protect stupid people from this happening again?

            Did you get the gist of the above question… it is already illegal what was done.

          • Candide Thirtythree January 12th, 2015 at 10:48 pm

            I am retired and being one of the educated elite has served me well, you on the other hand have a mental deficiency that you will never overcome, it is called conservatism.

            I have explained it to you several times and you still can’t grasp it, you never will, you will never be one of the educated, one of the intelligent so why are you stressing yourself by trying to understand concepts that your mind is not developed enough to understand? Crawl back in your cave and chant, “The Gubmint is da boogyman” over and over until you pass out.

          • Spirit of America January 12th, 2015 at 11:32 pm

            “I am retired and being one of the educated elite…”
            There is not a chance in hades you are either.

            And no, you haven’t explained anything, you refuse to because you can’t.

            Show me where you explained how you would word a regulation pertaining to the topic of the article that would make ‘it safe’ seeing as how it is already illegal.

            Cut with the lies and the insults, try being polite and answer the question.

          • Candide Thirtythree January 12th, 2015 at 10:55 pm

            Why should I be friendly to you? I do not suffer fools lightly.

          • Spirit of America January 12th, 2015 at 11:29 pm

            It is called having good manners and civility.
            And once again, you won’t answer the question. Only a fool can’t back up his statements or accusations with cliches and avoidance…

  2. fancypants January 12th, 2015 at 4:58 am

    I know who makes all the regulations and those who pass them You cant stop me from finding loopholes
    —- mitt Romney —-

  3. rg9rts January 12th, 2015 at 5:02 am

    And the gopee want more of them to legitimize their putting their noses into your bedroom and between your legs

  4. John Henry January 12th, 2015 at 10:06 am

    WoW! I watched it all. WoW!