January 13, 2015 10:00 pm -

[su_right_ad]John Boehner’s Ohio bartender thought he was Jesus and Boehner was the devil.

Michael Robert Hoyt, 44, was indicted Jan. 7 on charges of threatening to murder the congressman in a plot police said included poisoning his drink at a country club.

Hoyt served drinks to Boehner for more than five years at theWetherington Country Club in West Chester and was known as “Bartender Mike” to employees there.

Hoyt called police on Oct. 29, a week after being fired from the club, and blamed Boehner for his woes, police said.

When officers visited Hoyt at his home on Matson Avenue in Deer Park, they said the plot thickened.

“Hoyt told the officer he was Jesus Christ and he was going to kill Boehner because Boehner was mean to him at the country club and because Boehner is responsible for Ebola,” United States Capitol Police (USCP) Special Agent Christopher M. Desrosiers said. “Hoyt advised he had a loaded Beretta .380 automatic and he was going to shoot Boehner and take off.”

…Hoyt said he started to hear the devil’s voice from the speakers in his car and his radio at home after he was fired. The voices were telling him that Boehner was evil, Desrosiers said.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

12 responses to John Boehner’s Bartender Planned To Poison Him

  1. William January 13th, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    Sounds like this bartender has some SERIOUS issues. I can however picture Boehner in a country club environment.

  2. whatthe46 January 14th, 2015 at 1:18 am

    not guilty.

  3. rg9rts January 14th, 2015 at 7:25 am

    Wasted effort…the booze, butts and tanning bed will get him in the end.

    • fahvel January 14th, 2015 at 12:52 pm

      with enough gore to satisfy folks who don’t walk with a boner?

  4. Roctuna January 14th, 2015 at 7:50 am

    Live by the scotch and soda, die by the scotch and soda.

  5. Hirightnow January 14th, 2015 at 8:38 am

    The guy has mental issues, and he called the police HIMSELF.
    I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this was not a thwarted murder so much as a man needing serious help, and getting “help” by the GOP’s definition of the word (there’s free healthcare in prison, donchyaknow).
    (Has Fox used the words “assassination attempt” yet? I envision that happening for some reason…)

  6. Mainah January 14th, 2015 at 8:54 am

    I suppose watching Boehner turn from brown to orange and then dark brown, could make a person wonder if he may be the devil incarnate.

  7. Tim Coolio January 14th, 2015 at 9:52 am

    Everytime he speaks he sounds like he just came back from happy hour at the bar.

  8. edmeyer_able January 14th, 2015 at 10:30 am

    “Hoyt told the officer he was Jesus Christ

    So…….is this the guy who’s been talking to all those republicans telling them to run for POTUS, if so it all makes sense now.

  9. Denise January 14th, 2015 at 10:50 am

    Sovereign Citizen perhaps? If not, either Boehner left lousy tips or his breath smelled!

  10. Bunya January 14th, 2015 at 2:01 pm

    This Jesus guy could’ve save himself a lot of trouble( and avoided arrest) if he just called on his dad to strike Bohner dead. Problem solved. But no, Jesus had to showboat!

  11. bpollen January 16th, 2015 at 4:25 pm

    On the other hand, if he had planned to poison Obama, he would by now be on the conservative lecture circuit.