FreakOutNation-Romney Adviser: If Mitt Were President There’d Be No ISIS
[su_right_ad]We’d also have unemployment below 6%. Oh, wait! That already happened. And gas would be under $2– oh, that happened too. According to carpetbagging Senate candidate Scott Brown, Romney would have stopped Ebola. And now some anonymous advisor says if only Romney were in the White House, there’s be no ISIS.
An unidentified advisor to Mitt Romney told the Boston Globe that if the former Republican nominee had been elected President, there would be no Islamic State terror group in Syria and Iraq, and Russian leader Vladimir Putin would never have invaded Ukraine.
“There wouldn’t be an ISIS at all, and Putin would know his place in life,” the longtime aide told the Globe. “Domestically, things would be in better shape.”
And measles, mumps and chicken pox would be eradicated. And you’d always find a parking spot. And the Kardashians wouldn’t be on every magazine cover. Okay, I know that last one is asking too much.
Ann Romney said during the 2012 campaign, “Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring.”
Oh, please do get in the ring again. This will be fun. I recall Mitt wanted America to be mixed up in 5 wars simultaneously. If Romney had become President, there may not be an ISIS, because there wouldn’t be an America either.
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