January 16, 2015 2:48 pm -

Chris Heben, the former Navy SEAL who made national headlines in March when he claimed to have been shot by what he described as three black assailants, has now made a video in which he acts out choking the President of the United States.

Prosecutors say he lied to police when he claimed he was shot by the mysterious black assailants.

[su_center_ad]In December Heben uploaded a video to YouTube pretending to “choke out” President Obama following an extended rant in support of America’s torture policies. He appeared with his business partner, Chris Lemire.

Talking Points Memo reports:

Heben opened the episode by describing the situation at that moment.

“We’re been consuming alcoholic beverages and coffee, and Mike’s got a vapor rolling,” Heben said. “So we’ve got like nicotine, caffeine, and alcohol on board and, so, you know what, this is, this is very real.”

He then got down to the “real talk” and provided commentary on the CIA torture report that was released by Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), who, he said, “in all her infimite (sic) wisdom has decided to release some bullshit, quasi-journalism article about the CIA torture techniques.”

Heben and Lemire defended the CIA’s tactics.

Naturally, the focus then shifted to President Obama.

Lemire said he had an early Christmas present for Heben — an “interview” with the President himself.

The video then cut to a scene in which Lemire was wearing a costume mask of Obama. The conversation that ensued was sprinkled with patronizing jabs and references to popularized criticisms of the President.

However, when the fake “Obama” debuted a new military salute that included a dance move, Heben leaped across the couch and placed the masked man in a chokehold.

“Let this be a lesson to you,” Heben said, “we can fuck you up even in your sleep.”


So he lied about being shot by three scary black men, then he plays out the choking of America’s first black President. I see a pattern here.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

45 responses to Ex-Navy SEAL Pretends To ‘Choke Out’ Obama (Video)

  1. whatthe46 January 16th, 2015 at 3:04 pm

    this low life thug is the perfect candidate for the police department.

  2. StoneyCurtisll January 16th, 2015 at 3:05 pm

    If this a-hole lived in Belgium, he would be under arrest or shot and killed by now..

  3. StoneyCurtisll January 16th, 2015 at 3:07 pm

    See what using steroids does…..
    And the other drugs they mentioned…

    • edmeyer_able January 16th, 2015 at 3:15 pm

      I have a feeling he’s using more than that.

    • rg9rts January 16th, 2015 at 3:23 pm

      Wild Turkey

  4. edmeyer_able January 16th, 2015 at 3:09 pm

    I’m ashamed that he is former member of our Armed Forces and predict that sometime in the near future will be applying for PTSD disability if he doesn’t commit suicide.

  5. StoneyCurtisll January 16th, 2015 at 3:09 pm

    Anyone whose bicep’s are larger than their thighs…
    Has issues..

    • edmeyer_able January 16th, 2015 at 3:13 pm

      Nah just means he skips leg day….lol

  6. tiredoftea January 16th, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    Suddenly, Eastwood’s empty chair rant at the 2012 Repub Convention seems sane.

  7. rg9rts January 16th, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    Too many roids….

  8. ExPFCWintergreen January 16th, 2015 at 3:49 pm

    Chris Heben: lied about being attacked by black men, forged prescriptions for the ‘roids that have so obviously shrunk his brain to the size of a walnut. Chris Heben’s brother, Tom Heben, lied about being an Army Green Beret (

    Seems that wingnuttery, insanity, and an extremely tenuous grip on reality runs in the Heben family DNA.

  9. bpollen January 16th, 2015 at 4:09 pm

    Based on recent examples, I gotta wonder if SEALS are crazy going in, or just coming out.

    • Hirightnow January 16th, 2015 at 6:51 pm

      Some people let the stress get to them…
      But from whatI’ve been told, it takes a certain mentality to become a SEAL, much less apply. the washout rate is high, and the end result is a person that screams recruitment poster, but almost never goes out of their way to tell you that they’re Special Ops.
      (Mind you, things may have changed a bit in the 20+ years since I was in, but I doubt that the change made them all like this nut)

      • tracey marie January 16th, 2015 at 8:27 pm

        I admire you protection and defense of the military personel.

      • bpollen January 17th, 2015 at 3:30 pm

        The ones I had contact with in the service were a … unique bunch. In the bars, there was a kind of deadly frat-boy vibe. Not too surprising for people who dance on the razor’s edge. What I *never* saw was all the peacocking around that we are seeing these days. Really makes you wonder what kinda freaks there are that DON’T thump their chest and wag their weenie in public.

        Like with cops, it’s more often the bad ones we hear about, rather than the rank-and-file. Unlike cops, most of what they do is classified, so bragging about it might well result in charges.

        And Jesse Ventura was NOT a SEAL!

    • fahvel January 17th, 2015 at 1:21 pm

      the seals are no longer the elite they were many years ago. They are a movie script.

  10. Budda January 16th, 2015 at 4:34 pm

    It’s rather obvious that he is unbalanced. Perhaps mental health officials should pay him a visit.

  11. Suzanne McFly January 16th, 2015 at 5:12 pm

    Well you don’t need to take an IQ test to join the military.

    • Hector Nunez January 16th, 2015 at 5:47 pm

      Yes, judge all members of the military off the actions of one a-Hole. Stupid Bi@tch.

      • Carla Akins January 16th, 2015 at 6:58 pm

        Do not name call out readers.

        • Suzanne McFly January 17th, 2015 at 4:57 pm

          Does someone not like me? Well thanks for smacking ’em down when I am not around to do it myself 🙂

          • Carla Akins January 17th, 2015 at 6:04 pm

            He wasn’t going to like anything anyone said on this site, but a woman – pfft. No one, and I mean no gets away with calling our regular readers name. Anomaly Alan, and each and every Mod would never tolerate such behavior.

          • Suzanne McFly January 17th, 2015 at 6:40 pm

            Well again, thank you for taking out my garbage. I feel passionate about my political beliefs and you can see that by my posts. That of course rubs some the wrong way, I don’t apologize for my beliefs, and I feel these beliefs are shared by others here so I freely and openly express myself.

          • Carla Akins January 17th, 2015 at 7:40 pm

            And that’s why we love having you here.

          • Suzanne McFly January 17th, 2015 at 7:44 pm

            Are you trying to date me Carla, cause its working lol 😀

          • Carla Akins January 17th, 2015 at 7:47 pm

            We share political and religious ideology, so why not?

          • Suzanne McFly January 17th, 2015 at 7:51 pm

            Well I only date assholes, it seems like I am hell bent on staying single. I could never date someone I actually like so I guess you and I will never be lol.

          • Carla Akins January 17th, 2015 at 8:42 pm

            Well, I totally get how that works.

    • Hirightnow January 16th, 2015 at 6:43 pm

      Not to defend this sh!tbag, but you actually DO have to pass a battery of aptitude tests,psych tests, background tests, etc.
      In these days of an all-volunteer military, the U.S. can pick and choose, and doesn’t have to take what comes their way.
      Most of the SEALS I have had the honor to meet (USN, 81-89) are solid, no-nonsense people who don’t let themselves fall into this reactionary mindset….in fact, they’re so sane, it’s scary.

      • Suzanne McFly January 16th, 2015 at 7:44 pm

        I know about the tests, I was in. However, there is no IQ test per se, I was qualified for jobs according to my SAT scores.

        • William January 17th, 2015 at 11:47 am

          When I was a recruiter, (1975 1978) there was a practice ASVAB. It was known as the AFQT back then. The short version was given in the office to screen applicants for the ASVAB I distinctly remember the sample question. “A man bought three five cent stamps, how much did he pay”.
          The test went on to explain how to fill in the correct distractor, how to do the math and it showed you the answer.
          I remember there were candidates who actually got the sample question wrong

          • Suzanne McFly January 17th, 2015 at 4:56 pm

            I am pretty sure the questions were not much harder than that for the tests I took. I scored fairly high on them and I my recruiter signed me up for a crypto-tech operator. Not bad for a punk kid lol. However, I had run into some problems with the law again but this time I was left with a record. My recruiter said he would let me in still, but I lost my top security clearance and could only come in as a cook. I really had no choice, the judge told me if he seen me again, he would make sure I got what was coming to me. So I signed up and seen the world as a cook 🙂

      • cecilia January 16th, 2015 at 9:43 pm

        the bottom line is that this guy is a disgrace to the Seals

    • Carla Akins January 16th, 2015 at 7:07 pm

      ASVAB – Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery. Not an IQ test but where best to place incoming enlistees. The Mr assures me there are other psychological and aptitude testing once they’ve been given their MOS. Of course, the results are used only to benefit the Govt – and results are often used to manipulate the serviceperson.

      • Suzanne McFly January 16th, 2015 at 7:47 pm

        It has been so long ago (1989), I did take the ASVAB but I think they also used my SAT’s and I was given a list of jobs according to my scores.

  12. tracey marie January 16th, 2015 at 5:40 pm

    Mental illness and self medicating with alcohol, add a touch of racism…viola, an asshole

  13. Kathy McGrath January 16th, 2015 at 6:03 pm

    Why is anything this putrid ballsack has to say relevant?

  14. Hirightnow January 16th, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    He suffers from Republican PTSD: President That’s Significantly Darker…

  15. Angelo_Frank January 16th, 2015 at 7:40 pm

    A truly insane bastard to say the least.

  16. Virginia Adams January 16th, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    Why god/mother nature/whatshisname made a**holes like this in his infimite wisdom is beyond me.

  17. allison1050 January 16th, 2015 at 7:54 pm

    In a word: Nuts

  18. Tim Coolio January 16th, 2015 at 7:59 pm

    I’m sure he’s a failed soldier with very poor ratings and he’s trying to take it out on the military and the president.

    • burqa January 17th, 2015 at 5:51 am

      He’s real tough when taking on a balloon…..

  19. burqa January 17th, 2015 at 5:49 am

    I’m thinking he believes this will help him get chicks…

  20. Ann Bloom January 22nd, 2015 at 5:59 am

    He has bought into what he has been taught…that as long as you’re white, you have the right to do or say anything you want to. I’m thankful that the majority of whites do not feel this way.