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January 17, 2015 9:30 am - NewsBehavingBadly.com

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The unidentified woman from the Great Lakes region said she hadn’t seen her father since she was about 5-years-old. 12 years later she found herself instantly attracted to him.

After talking to her father again via chat on Facebook, she found they shared the same interests, such as TV shows, specifically, The Simpsons and The Big Bang Theory…

The daughter says they have been dating for nearly two years, ever since she lost her virginity to her father just days after reuniting with him.

She says they plan to marry unofficially, and move to New Jersey, where she says adult incest is legal.

She says they plan to have a large family and she’s not worried that their children will have genetic problems because “that happens when there’s years of inbreeding, like with the royal family.”

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

31 responses to 18-Year-Old Planning To Marry Long-Lost Father

  1. dave-dr-gonzo January 17th, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Awww, there’s nothing quite as heartwarming as a nice romantic story with a happy ending. Which this particular item isn’t!

    • Anomaly 100 January 17th, 2015 at 10:31 am

      I was particularly creeped out by this story. It drove me drink (one Bloody Mary) last night.

      • Budda January 17th, 2015 at 11:42 am

        Creepy alright. What, she can’t find any other guy?

        • fahvel January 17th, 2015 at 12:56 pm

          aww, there’s nothing like daddy doncha know.

        • Anomaly 100 January 17th, 2015 at 2:56 pm

          I can’t wrap my head around it.

  2. Mainah January 17th, 2015 at 10:08 am

    She just admitted that her father raped her (willing or not if you’re a minor it’s rape). So, shouldn’t he be arrested? Where is this girls Mom? This girl needs some help. I’ve heard of 3rd cousins marrying up here just because the families were huge back then, but never a Dad marryin’ his offspring. ew.

  3. burqa January 17th, 2015 at 10:45 am

    When she calls him “daddy,” she really means it!

    But seriously, it’s one thing if it’s [ahem] a cousin who lives a couple states away and you’re both adults in the same age range and are discreet and all, but this is just too damned freaky for me….

    • fahvel January 17th, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      oh silly you – they’ve been apart and estranged for years so the genetic anomalies won’t kick in. But but, their children might not be able to understand the profundity of the simpsons and the genius of the other show – a big bang. yuck!

      • burqa January 17th, 2015 at 2:34 pm

        Hate to spoil the fun but the whole bit about genetics is overblown. Not sure, but I think the story came from a royal family in Europe that had a number of members with hemophilia, but it turned out to not be due to marrying relatives..

        • Candide Thirtythree January 18th, 2015 at 5:11 am

          No, not even close. It is a big deal, not overblown in the least.

          The recessive genes have no place to go when the DNA patterns are almost exactly alike. Like a copy of a copy of a copy until it is unreadable. College biology was a long time ago but I am sure it hasn’t changed, look it up.

          • burqa January 18th, 2015 at 3:27 pm

            I’m a little fuzzy on it myself, so I’m open to change my opinion. See my statement on hemophilia. We all have recessive genes – it’s why I have blue eyes. Still, the diversity is such that even between closely related people that there is not much in the way of DNA patterns being as near-identical as you describe.
            As I recall, in India and other societies where marriage to cousins is common, they don’t have the sorts of things this notion would indicate should occur on a widespread basis.
            Maybe they do and I’m not aware of it. It’s not a field I’ve studied extensively.

          • Candide Thirtythree January 21st, 2015 at 12:57 am

            Consanguineous marriages are the leading cause of birth defects in
            India and infant mortality from the defects. That is not even counting
            the ones that live.

            http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3758715/

            The rate if birth defects is high in India and in every country where incest is practiced.

            I didn’t even have to look it up, it was part of my curriculum in college because my degree was in special education, we have to identify the causes of the defects in order to plan accordingly.

            Plus
            with a family full of scientists, subjects like these are dinner table
            fare. My daughter teaches microbial genetics as part of her research
            agreement with the university where she is an epidemiologist. It is
            actually part of disease control to know the underlying health of the
            population being affected by infectious diseases. I included the link to
            the NIH study because it is where my daughter’s next assignment is.
            😉

            The risk of having a child with an IQ lower than
            70, which is the 3 standard deviations below the norm for determining
            mental retardation, increases 400% in cases of incest.

            Probably the real reason that states in the south have an over representation in the stupidity department. LOL!

            There are thousands of studies, you can look it up but only use actual
            scientific studies and not any blogs or right wing rags because the
            republicans are notorious for having family trees that do not fork. They are known world wide as the stupid party for a reason after all.

            All the studies say the same thing because the truth is the truth, no matter who’s feelings it hurts.

          • Candide Thirtythree January 21st, 2015 at 1:11 am

            Consanguineous marriages are the leading cause of birth defects in India and infant mortality from the defects. That is not even counting the ones that live.

            http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3758715/

            The rate if birth defects is high in India and in every country where incest is practiced.

            I didn’t even have to look it up, it was part of my curriculum in college because my degree was in special education, we have to identify the causes of the defects in order to plan accordingly.

            Plus with a family full of scientists, subjects like these are dinner table fare. My daughter teaches microbial genetics as part of her research agreement with the university where she is an epidemiologist. It is actually part of disease control to know the underlying health of the population being affected by infectious diseases. I included the link to the NIH study because it is where my daughter’s next assignment is. 😉

            The risk of having a child with an IQ lower than 70, which is the 3 standard deviations below the norm for determining mental retardation, increases 400% in cases of incest.

            Probably the real reason that states in the south have an over representation in the stupidity department. LOL!

            But there are thousands of studies, you can look it up but only use actual scientific studies and not any blogs or right wing rags because the republicans are notorious for having family trees that do not fork. They are known world wide as the stupid party for a reason after all.

            All the studies say the same thing because the truth is the truth, no matter who’s feelings it hurts.

          • burqa January 21st, 2015 at 3:02 am

            WHOA!
            Hey, thanks a lot, Candide Thirtythree. I can see you went to considerable effort there and the only reasonable thing for me to do is change my opinion to factor in the new facts you brought to the table.
            Very nicely done!

            Long ago someone once told me ‘learning is an exciting adventure’ and I frequently find that to be true. You’ve taught me something here and I thank you for it. In the face of this evidence, I have no problem admitting I was wrong.

            Thanks again for the effort and the information!

          • Candide Thirtythree January 24th, 2015 at 12:09 am

            Yes, I love learning too, I used to joke that if I hadn’t needed to work, I would have stayed in college my entire life.

            Well, I am retired now and moving to a new state and one of the first things I did was get my documents ready to enroll in college there in the master gardener program. LOL!

            I don’t know, I might stay in college until I am 90 or I run out of courses to take, whichever comes first. 😉

            Anyone here going to the University of Colorado in the Fall and want to show an old bird around? hahaha

  4. Mainah January 17th, 2015 at 11:24 am

    Just think, when they have kids … it’ll be Grandpa Daddy! ew.

  5. Denise January 17th, 2015 at 11:59 am

    Jesus Christ! Smh. Don’t we have enough crazies in this country as it is

    • fahvel January 17th, 2015 at 12:52 pm

      not nearly enough to justify the insanity seemingly running rampant in the usa.

  6. Larry Schmitt January 17th, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    Unfortunately it’s true about New Jersey. From Wikipedia: In the United States the District of Columbia and every state and inhabited territory have some form of codified incest prohibition. In all states, incest is sexual activity between a lineal ancestor and a lineal descendant (parent, grandparent with child or grandchild), siblings (brother-sister) and aunt-nephew, uncle-niece. However, individual statutes vary widely. Rhode Island has repealed its criminal incest statute and only criminalizes incestuous marriage. Ohio “targets only parental figures”, and New Jersey does not apply any penalties when both parties are 18 years of age or older.

    • burqa January 17th, 2015 at 2:37 pm

      Oh that jut adds a dash of spiciness to the mix!
      It’s like with the sodomy laws.
      It was always a gas to look down and say to a young lady, “You know we could go to jail for doing this?”

  7. William January 17th, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    Uh

  8. fahvel January 17th, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    since they are both suffering from mental deficiencies, the children should reflect the opposite and become just regular folks and, oh hell, these people are biological mistakes and jerseys deserves them.

  9. rg9rts January 17th, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    And they call her Electra

  10. Candide Thirtythree January 18th, 2015 at 5:04 am

    Whatever, Not my business but those poor kids are going to need a lot of medical care.

    There are whole counties around those Mormon enclaves that have gone broke just paying for the health care of all the damaged children born of incest there.

    And that does not bred out any time soon, so the grandchildren and the great-grandchildren and the great-great grandchildren will be passing on those defects for generations to come.

    My brother brought home a slow witted girl he found in Alabama and we told him, Boy, that girl’s family tree don’t fork!

    He still married her any way and after his daughter was born with all sorts of problems and they had to do genetic testing, his wife finally had to admit that her sister was also her mother. She also admitted that her first child had been taken by CPS because it was also her father’s!

    Now my niece will have a lifetime of suffering even though her mother and her mother’s family are court ordered to stay away from her.

    There are somethings that love cannot overcome and genetics is one of those things.

    • Larry Schmitt January 18th, 2015 at 5:44 am

      The royal families of Europe are a case study in inbreeding. They married their cousins for generations, and the hemophilia gene spread all over the European royal houses.

      • Candide Thirtythree January 21st, 2015 at 1:11 am

        Not only hemophilia but club foot, mental retardation, cleft palates, insanity, The Hapsburg Jaw, sterility and all the other markers for incest.

        The sterility and fatal defects that incest causes was the cause of many an uprising because there was no living heir. As well as topic of many a court intrigue, those were always my favorite history books, I could not care less about battle tactics that most history books focused on but the juicy recounts of life in the castle, now was something that I could not get enough of. LOL!

  11. liberalMD January 18th, 2015 at 5:44 am

    Jerry Springer doesn’t need to look far for the topic of his next show.