January 21, 2015 6:00 pm -

Sure, she loves  God, family , and country. Just not in that order. And not so much.  Anomaly writes of the gun, flag and Bible-toting family values icon who finally admitted cheating on her vet husband.


[su_thin_right_skyscraper_ad]Remember “Holly Hobby Lobby,” the God-fearing woman who defiantly stood up for the sanctity of marriage by posing outside of a Hobby Lobby store with her Chick-Fil-A cup full of heterosexual goodness? Well, she’s been cheating on her huuuusband.

Last year, Holly Fisher was mocked by the Internet after she posted her picture, which displays her love for God, guns and country.

… our girl Holly denied claims that she was having sexy-time with Joel Frewa, a now-former video editor for the Tea Party News Network. Johnson says Frewa resigned after word of the affair began to leak out…

Holly initially claimed the accusations were those of “vengeful people” who were out to get her. In a breathlessly long Facebook post, Holly finally admits to cheating on her husband (oh, and he’s a vet). She writes, “I’ve never been closer to God….”

The adulteress affair took place at a “Restoring the Dream” event, a Faith & Freedom conference, and on Election night 2014. It looks like her tea party stud muffin gets a boner on election night.

Not to worry! She’ll still fight for Conservative causes. I’m sure she’s also referring to same-sex marriage, which is totes evil because it’s a threat to the ‘sanctity of marriage.’ Here’s Holly fighting the good fight for y’all.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

15 responses to FreakOutNation: ‘Holly Hobby Lobby’ Cheated On Husband At Family Values Conference

  1. JohnDThorpe January 21st, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    MMM…delicious conservative tears.

  2. Suzanne McFly January 21st, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    One had much better options she could of made while the other had a couple of terrible options, but both chose the worst.

  3. fancypants January 21st, 2015 at 6:33 pm

    The adulteress affair took place at a “Restoring the Dream” event, a Faith & Freedom conference, and on Election night 2014. It looks like her tea party stud muffin gets a boner on election night.

    domestic terrorists can get it when it comes available. I’ll take a wild guess and say she’s living a 007 type of life

    • Larry Schmitt January 21st, 2015 at 7:09 pm

      And not to play the grammar police (it’s not really grammar anyway, it’s spelling) but it’s adulterous, not adulteress, which is a female adulterer.

      • fancypants January 21st, 2015 at 7:56 pm

        Note to alan ; Larry doesn’t like your spelling

    • Budda January 21st, 2015 at 10:45 pm

      a 007 life if Bond shopped at Wal-Mart.

      • fancypants January 21st, 2015 at 10:58 pm

        I was thinking toys R us based on her religion but walmart will suffice

  4. Obewon January 21st, 2015 at 7:19 pm

    CDC Global Alert! Anyone having contact with “Holly Hobby Lobby” go immediately to the free clinic for a VDRL HIV test!

  5. fahvel January 21st, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    the hair doo is different and the gun on the right is better.

    • jasperjava January 22nd, 2015 at 12:59 am

      The woman on the right probably doesn’t cheat on her husband.

  6. cecilia January 21st, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    oh, the burns

  7. MR. RIGHT January 22nd, 2015 at 1:09 am

    Isn’t this the same conference Dinesh De Sousa cheated on his wife at?

    So many affairs, so many conferences.

  8. rg9rts January 22nd, 2015 at 2:27 am

    She prayed long and hard before cheating on hubs too.

  9. bpollen January 22nd, 2015 at 3:20 am

    Normally, I would say that adultery is really an issue between spouses. But when you put your ‘values’ out there, your hypocrisy becomes comment-worthy.

  10. Sy Colepath January 22nd, 2015 at 5:50 am

    Was the conference co-sponsored by Christian Mingle?