January 30, 2015 3:30 pm -

Jan Markel, host of “Understanding the Times” is worried that “complete maximum evil” will be seen at the Super Bowl.[su_center_ad]

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

39 responses to Christian Host: Katy Perry’s Halftime Show Will Be ‘Complete Maximum Evil’

  1. arc99 January 30th, 2015 at 3:41 pm

    Complete, maximum evil? So where does this rank on the galactic scale of evil?

    Is complete maximum evil bigger than super duper deluxe evil? Does it outrank triple-complete infinite evil? Critical details have been left out of Markel’s broadcast.

    Even bat-turd crazy rants require context.

  2. tracey marie January 30th, 2015 at 3:48 pm

    these phony xtians crack me up

  3. tracey marie January 30th, 2015 at 3:56 pm

    Her heart sunk and her stomach hurt when she heard her sons talking about the articulate and remarkable barack Obama…she cried and could not understabnd how her own have been sucked into liberalism. she is hilarious!

  4. fancypants January 30th, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    so miley cyrus has competition ?
    let the gop angst begin….

  5. Chinese Democracy January 30th, 2015 at 4:11 pm

    eeeeevil cranked up to 11 . Jan Markel’s attack on sanity is anti- American

    • FatRat January 30th, 2015 at 6:05 pm
      Spinal Tap
      Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and…
      Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
      Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
      Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it’s louder? Is it any louder?
      Nigel Tufnel: Well, it’s one louder, isn’t it? It’s not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
      Marty DiBergi: I don’t know.
      Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
      Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.

      Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

      Marty DiBergi: Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

      Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

  6. whatthe46 January 30th, 2015 at 4:14 pm

    where’s the article?

    • Larry Schmitt January 30th, 2015 at 4:36 pm

      It’s an audio clip.

  7. Larry Schmitt January 30th, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    I can’t listen to more than a minute of this excrement. She thinks there’s some kind of “occult attack” on this country. I assume she thinks it means related to the devil. My dictionary defines occult this way: Supernatural practices and techniques. Doesn’t say anything about evil, or the devil. Using that definition, religion in general is occult. I don’t know how anyone with anything but mush inside their skulls can listen to these “christian” stations. They have one point of view, and the entire world is seen through that prism. How boring.

  8. Guy Lauten January 30th, 2015 at 4:52 pm

    “Well isn’t THAT special, hmmmmm?”

  9. StoneyCurtisll January 30th, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    Katy perry began her career as a gospel singer when she was a teenager…
    Just how “evil” can she be?

  10. Beau Phillips January 30th, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    Ms. Perry may be “evil” with me anytime she wants…

  11. Suzanne McFly January 30th, 2015 at 7:40 pm

    These types seem to be absorbed with beautiful women and sex lives of men. There is a whole lotta uck going on in their empty heads.

    • rg9rts January 31st, 2015 at 8:42 am

      Its the gopee preoccupation with crotches…any ones crotch..

      • Suzanne McFly January 31st, 2015 at 5:39 pm

        Well I guess they haven’t figured out what to do with their own.

  12. jasperjava January 31st, 2015 at 12:32 am

    If Katy Perry’s Super Bowl halftime show is “complete maximum evil”, I suppose that the Nazi Holocaust is somewhat below that on the scale.

  13. bpollen January 31st, 2015 at 2:11 am

    So maximum evil is overly-packaged and kinda boring? Seems a bit counterintuitive…

    • Mike January 31st, 2015 at 9:10 am

      I’m gonna be mad if it’s just regular ol evil and not Complete Maximum like advertised.

  14. Mike January 31st, 2015 at 7:03 am

    I’m too old to know who this Katy Perry is but the Complete Maximum Evil thing sounds like fun, so count on me to tune in…woohoo

    • rg9rts January 31st, 2015 at 8:41 am

      Well use your imagination and imagine anything that would give a christian a woodie..

      • Mike January 31st, 2015 at 8:48 am

        Like I said…woohoo….

  15. rg9rts January 31st, 2015 at 8:44 am

    Peek-a-boob time again???

    • Hirightnow January 31st, 2015 at 9:03 am

      WHAP! (Good Morning)

      • rg9rts January 31st, 2015 at 9:39 am

        Where you been

        • Hirightnow January 31st, 2015 at 10:05 am

          Lurking, mostly…had to re-arrange my setup and I just got it back to where I can see to type.

          • rg9rts January 31st, 2015 at 10:10 am

            A bitch when you lose you glasses…LOL

          • Hirightnow January 31st, 2015 at 11:51 am

            Heh! I actually DID lose ’em! They were under the coffee table…found them while sweeping.

          • rg9rts January 31st, 2015 at 1:13 pm

            Another …so that’s where I put them moment….desperation is looking in the fridge …done that too.

          • Hirightnow February 1st, 2015 at 3:43 pm

            Ever found them there?

          • rg9rts February 1st, 2015 at 4:36 pm

            Close…on top of the fridge

  16. Mainah January 31st, 2015 at 12:18 pm

    What cracks me up … is that Katy Perry’s parents are Pentacostal Ministers. Cracks me up, in another tin foil hat show … she’s an illuminati member! LOL

  17. William January 31st, 2015 at 12:22 pm

    Too bad we live in a country where good solid Christian folk’ are forced to watch this horrible, blasphemous, vile demon show. If only there was some sort of switch or other device that would allow the television to change to a different channel.

  18. Mainah January 31st, 2015 at 12:29 pm

    I just had a thought. I remember the shows my Granma use to make me watch. Maybe they would like A “Lawrence Welk” style format that will cost the NFL millions in loss revenue? Or hey, how about Don Ho? Tiny Bubbles is a good tune for folks that like life in the bubble?

    • William January 31st, 2015 at 12:35 pm

      Or…or… Leo Sayer . How about the Bay City Rollers?

      • Mainah January 31st, 2015 at 12:37 pm

        Is Bobby Vincent alive still?

        • William January 31st, 2015 at 12:38 pm

          You mean Bobby Vinton? Yes, and even though he’s older than dirt he’s still alive and ON TOUR.

          • Mainah January 31st, 2015 at 1:06 pm

            Let me see if I can remember … Blue Velvet? Was that it? She wore blue velvet? Oh I should You Tube it, but my kids will hear it. I’ll never hear the end of it. Like the time I said something about Donnie and Marie, sigh. A month of “So, Mom? You feelin’ a little bit country or rock n roll today?” very funny. very funny.

      • Foundryman January 31st, 2015 at 1:25 pm

        Let’s not forget about Pat Boone. Now there’s a halftime act..

        The Cowsills…

        • William January 31st, 2015 at 1:29 pm

          I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. BTW, showtime did a documentary on the cowsills. I guess Daddy was an abusive drunk.