January 31, 2015 9:00 pm -

Well, at least the far right can take comfort in that it wasn’t a same-sex situation.[su_center_ad]

  • Malcolm Brenner, 63, pursued relationship with bottlenose Dolly in 1971
  • Brenner describes their sexual encounters in new documentary film
  • Dolphin Lover premiered in Park City, Utah, last week at Slamdance Festival
  • Features description and animation depicting encounter in Sarasota, Florida
  • Brenner spoke of being seduced by Dolly, who rubbed herself on him
  • Claims their after-dark encounter at Floridaland theme park was consensual¬†[su_csky_ad]
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13 responses to Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin Says She Seduced Him

  1. Guy Lauten January 31st, 2015 at 11:10 pm

    No no no, Mother said “christian girl”, not “cetacean girl”. Dumb as a rock.

  2. neworleans878 January 31st, 2015 at 11:30 pm

    Flipper’s still pissed at this guy for taking advantage of his sister…

  3. fancypants January 31st, 2015 at 11:49 pm

    did he violate this dolphin on porpoise

    • bpollen February 1st, 2015 at 5:54 am

      Maybe crossed state lines for immoral porpoises? For the halibut?

      • fancypants February 1st, 2015 at 7:43 pm

        hmmmm it sounds fishy ?

        • bpollen February 1st, 2015 at 11:40 pm

          And really kinda ichthy…

  4. Carla Akins February 1st, 2015 at 6:47 am

    Oh brother.

  5. mea_mark February 1st, 2015 at 9:08 am

    It’s alright, they were married, in a previous life.

  6. allison1050 February 1st, 2015 at 9:42 am

    Dolly “seduced” him? Love affair? riiight

  7. don3comp February 1st, 2015 at 11:45 am

    Did the guy watch “The Little Mermaid” too many times?

  8. eyelashviper February 1st, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    He seems so proud of his affair…just wonder where he is now, and if everyone has been warned to lock up the livestock and pets?

  9. rg9rts February 1st, 2015 at 12:34 pm

    What a loon…lock up your pooch

  10. Ronald L February 1st, 2015 at 10:39 pm

    How does one even know the gender of a dolphin?

    But, I suppose gender is the last hangup this guy has.