February 1, 2015 2:00 pm -

Love is a beautiful thing.


“I understand that somehow he hopes to smuggle his sperm out of the prison,” said Matthew Roberts, who learned 10 years ago that the mastermind of the Tate-LaBianca murders was his father.

“He is a very resourceful man, so he may have other plans too.”

D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

5 responses to Charles Manson Looking To Smuggle Sperm Out Of Jail To Impregnate Bride

  1. Suzanne McFly February 1st, 2015 at 2:05 pm

    He must of forgot a lot about procreation and the ability of his little swimmers.

  2. Carla Akins February 1st, 2015 at 3:12 pm


  3. bpollen February 1st, 2015 at 4:27 pm

    Manson! Why’s your mail all sticky?

  4. Ronald L February 1st, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    Is it wrong that I’m slightly jealous of how hot his girlfriend is?

  5. fancypants February 1st, 2015 at 11:18 pm

    so much for keeping it a secret
    now his bride has to find out where the plumbing ends up Maybe she will get lucky ?