Country Artist Says He’ll ‘Open a Cowboy Bootshop’ in Florida Dem’s Ass
[su_right_ad]Conservative country singer Larry Gatlin doesn’t like that Congressman Alcee Hastings says people from Texas are crazy.
Wednesday morning Fox & Friends hosted country crooner Larry Gatlin, who sang his response to the tune of “The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You,” itself sung to the tune of “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad.” It ended with Gatlin threatening to “open up a cowboy bootshop in [Hasting’s] behind,” which is just how they do down there.
Gatlin went on to generally trash Florida Dems. “Me saying this will automatically brand me a racist,” Gatlin said. “After all, a racist is anyone who is winning an argument with a Democrat or a liberal.”
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D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Pilotshark February 4th, 2015 at 2:01 pm
LOL who is Larry Gatling?
was he one of those brothers?
No Larry being branded a racists is not winning or losing an argument it is cause you just might be racists especially if you are hearing this from many people you may need to do a personal inventor and maybe come clean on your short sightedness.
granpa.usthai February 5th, 2015 at 1:04 am
not performing at Klan Rallies would be a good start.
neworleans878 February 4th, 2015 at 2:06 pm
Thin skinned faux conservatives once again demonstrate that they can dish it, but can’t take it.
Typical bullies.
Long Tom February 4th, 2015 at 2:06 pm
Can’t we all just agree that the crazy contest between Texas and Florida is just too damn close to call?
Pilotshark February 4th, 2015 at 2:25 pm
yes it could go down to a SCOTUS call or maybe they will hang Chad again? no wait not that Chad but the hanging ones.
Spirit of America February 4th, 2015 at 6:36 pm
LOL!
granpa.usthai February 5th, 2015 at 1:03 am
ok,
eye to eye matchup,
I’ll start with Texas, you make the call for Florida:
Gohmert
-your call
Chinese Democracy February 5th, 2015 at 1:45 am
most confederate states are in the running in my opinion
Carla Akins February 4th, 2015 at 2:07 pm
Someone needs to buy that man a dictionary.
Mike February 4th, 2015 at 5:31 pm
OK, exactly what would he do with it…prop up the leg of a wobbly table…?
granpa.usthai February 5th, 2015 at 1:07 am
stinking ‘tough talker guy would probably perform a Nugent ‘patriotic act’.
jasperjava February 4th, 2015 at 2:22 pm
To conservatives, “winning an argument” usually involves physical violence.
granpa.usthai February 5th, 2015 at 1:00 am
maybe if anyone knew who they were, they wouldn’t get beat up so much?
rg9rts February 5th, 2015 at 8:21 am
I thought they changed the subject….Well what about….
Bunya February 4th, 2015 at 2:45 pm
Isn’t this hillbilly’s idiotic song just more proof that Texas is full of crazies?
granpa.usthai February 5th, 2015 at 1:12 am
uh, it’s suppose to show you what toughie talkers they are – but be careful when confronting one in person. Make sure you’re in a well ventilated area – and don’t forget the Charmin! – and adult size pampies.
tracey marie February 4th, 2015 at 2:48 pm
Threatening violence and behaving as an uneducated rube is not winning anything but ridicule. The entire comment and resulting redneck response is proof that the floridian right and their friends are crazy.
Spirit of America February 4th, 2015 at 6:36 pm
Congressman Alcee Hastings is from fla alright, but he is a democrat, not ‘floridian right’.
StoneyCurtisll February 4th, 2015 at 5:17 pm
Trying real hard to think of a Larry Gatlin song….
I’m comin up short.
granpa.usthai February 5th, 2015 at 12:58 am
talks about as tough as the stinkie britches white racist that never went to war.
fancypants February 5th, 2015 at 3:52 am
I would imagine a bootshop is needed in florida for all the walking you will do being the 2nd forclosure state in the usa next to new jersey.
I cant say the dems are to blame 100% for the real estate debacle but larry will find a way
rg9rts February 5th, 2015 at 8:20 am
Dumb ass cowboy sounds about right