February 4, 2015 9:30 am -

[su_right_ad]Good to know he’s straightened out his character.

Police cited Armstrong with failing to report an accident and speeding weeks after the Dec. 28 accident, but only after his girlfriend, Anna Hansen, acknowledged lying for him.

Armstrong declined immediate comment on Tuesday. His attorney, Pamela Mackey, didn’t immediately return a call.

Hansen initially told police she had been driving home from an Aspen Art Museum party when she lost control of Armstrong’s GMC Yukon on icy roads, hitting the cars. She said she drove because “Lance had a little bit to drink,” according to the reports.

A man who had been renting one of the damaged cars told a police detective that Hansen came running up to his house in high heels, apologizing and promising to pay for the repairs.

“She said, ‘I’m Anna, we’re the Armstrongs, my husband’s Lance, he was just driving maybe too fast around the corner or something,'” the man, Thomas Van Allen, told police, according to the reports.

Police say Hansen and Armstrong left the scene before police arrived.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

5 responses to Lance Armstrong Accused Of Hitting Two Cars, Letting Girlfriend Take Blame

  1. DogsRgoodpeople February 4th, 2015 at 11:07 am

    I watched a documentary about a month ago called ” The Armstrong Lie ” The thing is it’s not just the doping lie, it’s how he used people close to him because he could. Still the same apparently .

  2. Gindy51 February 4th, 2015 at 1:11 pm

    Once a lying, cheating asshole, always a lying cheating asshole.

  3. ValianThor February 4th, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    She’s standing by her man. And, in a world of sanctioned cheating, by corporate, and even tax-exempt organizations, maybe we should reconsider actions taken against Mr. Armstrong. Maybe we should give him back his Tour De France medals. And while we’re at it, give Bonds, Canseco, and Rose a clear path to the Hall of Fame. And how about all those Eastern Bloc transgendered hammer throwers who were robbed of their glory?

  4. Warman1138 February 4th, 2015 at 7:27 pm

    Maybe he should have been riding a bicycle.

  5. Joe Evony February 4th, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    say it ain’t so…