February 5, 2015 6:00 pm -


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D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

11 responses to Alabama Official Blames Measles On Gay Marriage And Teen Pregnancy

  1. Warman1138 February 5th, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    Every day some fool conservative opens their mouth is an attempt to break the previous days record of ……..” The Most Stupid Thing Said. ” Do they have no intelligence or do they just assume that everyone else does not?………Or is it just meanness.

    • Suzanne McFly February 5th, 2015 at 6:45 pm

      I would go with stupid grumps.

    • Halou February 6th, 2015 at 5:59 pm

      There are about half a dozen people out there that will funnel seven-digit donations into their future campaign’s bank account each time they say something stupid.

  2. Jake February 5th, 2015 at 6:31 pm

    This sort of thinking is of the same ilk that drives believers to put people in cages and burn them. it is just a matter of degree.


    • Warman1138 February 5th, 2015 at 6:36 pm

      So true.

  3. fahvel February 5th, 2015 at 6:51 pm

    would this things head bounce if the chains around his ankles were attached to a hi-lift pickup going 60mph?

  4. Obewon February 5th, 2015 at 8:10 pm

    Another Greedy Oligarch Party (delusional psychotic) ignorant that Conservative SCOTUS 2013 ruled Equal Marriage the law of the land throughout the USA, beat the crap out of the rocks rattling around inside his empty noggin.

    ‘He also praised Alabama Guber Robert Bentley and well proven constitutionally illiterate Chief Justice Roy Moore.’ OMFG! Praise Felons: The speaker of the Alabama House of Representatives, Michael G. Hubbard, was arrested October 20, 2014 on 23 felony charges amid an extended inquiry into Montgomery’s political machinations. Hubbard engineered the Alabama Republiklan takeover of their Capitol less than four years ago.

  5. Larry Schmitt February 6th, 2015 at 7:54 am

    And that walk was uphill both ways, no doubt.

  6. Apocalypse February 6th, 2015 at 3:12 pm

    Imagine a government where leaders base policy on reality instead of religious mythology, where politicians don’t brag about a relationship with an imaginary being to get elected.

  7. mikek44224 February 6th, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    Imagine how much more smoothly things would run today if 150 years ago we had rewarded the South as traitors deserve.

  8. airtrix February 7th, 2015 at 6:01 pm

    You can get pregnant from toilet seats and pool water is an effective contraception.