February 5, 2015 10:00 pm -

[su_right_ad]A man in Western Nigeria  wanted help from witches for sexual dysfunction.

Wahab Sa’adu, has reportedly cut off his penis with a razor blade in a bush close to his house located at Alapa, Asa local government area of the state.

A family member reports that Sa’adu rushed back to the house with his severed penis in hands on Monday, 26 January, 2015.

Sa’adu was immediately rushed to a private clinic in the area for first aid treatment before he was transferred to another private hospital in Ilorin, the state capital.

Speaking in on his experience while still in the hospital, Sa’adu said that he was acting on the instructions of witches who appeared to him in his dreams, telling him to cut off his penis since he was impotent.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

13 responses to Man Claims Witches In Dreams Instructed Him To Cut Off His Penis

  1. whatthe46 February 5th, 2015 at 10:21 pm

    he… um… ok, he… well, that settles it then.

    • allison1050 February 5th, 2015 at 10:54 pm

      Now THAT’S certainly true. ;o)

  2. tiredoftea February 5th, 2015 at 10:45 pm

    See, witches cause people to hurt themselves, god tells people to hurt others.

  3. Um Cara February 5th, 2015 at 11:00 pm

    Alan, I have to say it’s impressive how many severed penis stories you find!

  4. airtrix February 5th, 2015 at 11:53 pm

    I hear if you do that to many times you can go blind.He should quit while he’s ahead.

  5. Dwendt44 February 6th, 2015 at 12:38 am

    Makes as much sense as saying that god told you to mutilate yourself, …oh wait!

  6. bpollen February 6th, 2015 at 1:58 am

    To quote a previous First Lady: “Just say NO!”

  7. fahvel February 6th, 2015 at 2:22 am

    some of your repugs parents should have done that a long while back.

    • whatthe46 February 6th, 2015 at 2:41 am


      • fahvel February 6th, 2015 at 12:46 pm

        pre coital detachment of boeners – oops, penis’

  8. Boehner-Monkey February 6th, 2015 at 10:57 am

    The balls, Wahab, the balls!

  9. spacegod February 6th, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    Wasn’t it just yesterday that a woman threw battery acid on a guy’s penis?
    It seems Africa’s Mr. Johnson is being attacked from both sides!

    Hope gets a grip on things.

  10. fancypants February 6th, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    show me a witch who could give a rats ass about your penis and I will show you a priest who will tell you the bible is a hoax