Shocker: Huckabee Was Anti-Dancing
[su_right_ad]Likely presidential candidate Mike Huckabee admits that, as a young Baptist, he wrote a column denouncing dancing.
“It’s a column that I wrote for the Baptist Trumpet newspaper. It was actually even before I went to college, I was writing it when I was a senior in high school. I was 17 years old and I wrote this weekly column in the newspaper and it was sort of an advice column for teenagers who were believers,” said Huckabee…
“Well it was basically like—you know—I couldn’t say that it was prohibited but I wasn’t sure that it was good for a person’s witness. Anyway, the funniest thing, I mean, I read this and I laughed out loud and I said, while other candidates are being outed for their teenage drug use, their teenage alcohol use, their teenage partying hard, doing all sorts of destructive things like painting graffiti on bridges. The scandal with me is that I wrote a column at age 17 telling Christian young people to live a godly life. So, I mean, I just had to say, is this really controversial? I’d much rather have to defend this than say, yes, I used to regularly be apart of the choom gang. It’s just bizarre.”[su_center_ad]
Larry Schmitt February 6th, 2015 at 8:06 am
As a teenager, Huckleberry couldn’t get a date, and no one would dance with him anyway. This was his way of bringing everyone to his level.
William February 6th, 2015 at 9:19 am
But to his credit he was also able to pass on to his children the skills needed to protect their virtue as well.
fahvel February 6th, 2015 at 1:10 pm
that’s from Mad Magazine right? No way it’s real.
William February 6th, 2015 at 1:51 pm
Nope …it’s real.
fancypants February 6th, 2015 at 6:29 pm
I bet the old pants were still too big back then only to be a stage prop
bpollen February 7th, 2015 at 1:32 am
Is it wrong that I think the most attractive part of the picture is the dog?
William February 7th, 2015 at 8:30 am
Interesting but factual. One of the Hucksters spawn had a “thing” for dogs. Pretty sick. Now remember this is the same man that criticizes the President and first lady for allowing their daughters to listen to rap.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/suzy-shuster/huckabees-son-and-his-his_b_77359.html
rg9rts February 6th, 2015 at 8:19 am
I’ll bet he was pro pud pullin’
William February 6th, 2015 at 9:03 am
Yep.
Larry Schmitt February 6th, 2015 at 9:23 am
So glad you didn’t include any pictures related to this.
Shades February 6th, 2015 at 9:05 am
We may not have Palin on the campaign trail but, laugh-wise, Huckabee is almost as good.
Carla Akins February 6th, 2015 at 9:06 am
The issue is how far out of touch he is with the median. Extreme theocracy is not and will not be embraced by the masses.
fahvel February 6th, 2015 at 1:09 pm
he’s beyond out of touch. He lives in a terrified hole of scum accepting some spook who, if it exists, wouldn’t like him.
Carla Akins February 6th, 2015 at 4:56 pm
You’re too kind. Truly.
William February 6th, 2015 at 9:12 am
I’m sure Huckabee had other attributes other than dance abstinence to protect his virginity.
Boehner-Monkey February 6th, 2015 at 9:38 am
Maybe we could call Kevin Bacon and hold a dance to show Huck that dancing is really okay.
FatRat February 6th, 2015 at 11:36 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltrMfT4Qz5Y
Rev. Shaw Moore approved.
neworleans878 February 6th, 2015 at 12:14 pm
Reminds me of an old joke:
The lecherous old Baptist minister was about to have his way with the sweet young girl.
“Where should we do it?” She asks. “How about on a pew?”
“No, too hard”
“How about on the floor?”
“No, the floor’s dirty”
“How about up against the wall?”
“Good Lord, NO! God forbid someone walks in and thinks we’re dancing!”
fahvel February 6th, 2015 at 1:06 pm
I’d prefer a dope smoking thinker than anything close to these moronic two faced religious blind people.
Apocalypse February 6th, 2015 at 2:49 pm
He’s not against people dancing anymore…as long as it’s not married gay couples.
fancypants February 6th, 2015 at 6:23 pm
wow mike is really coming out of the closet with a lot of anti social topics.
No wonder he had to leave tv and radio in the dust.