February 7, 2015 1:00 pm -

This can’t help his cause.

Robert Michael Phillips has been arrested more than a dozen times in Palm Beach County and has been convicted seven times on felony counts, according to the arrest report. He served nearly nine months in prison from April 2011 to January 2012.

Phillips’ latest run-in with authorities began after he cut in front of an unmarked Palm Beach County Sheriff’s vehicle being driven by a detective and nearly caused an accident. A records check revealed that the Hyundai Phillips was driving was stolen, the report said.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

23 responses to Florida Man Lists Occupation As ‘Drug Dealer’ On Arrest Warrant

  1. arc99 February 7th, 2015 at 1:10 pm

    It wouldn’t be a problem if America actually discussed the subject of drug use in a completely honest manner.

    Suppose a sales rep for Merck or a regional distributor for Jack Daniels distilleries was arrested. Would it be inaccurate to document their profession as a drug dealer?

    • Carla Akins February 7th, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      Although I see your point, I’m pretty sure this one shouldn’t be the poster boy for honesty.

      • arc99 February 7th, 2015 at 1:44 pm

        Agree. Sometimes being a pioneer is not the best approach.

      • granpa.usthai February 8th, 2015 at 1:33 am

        well hell

        that just ended his GOP career.

        and he would have been almost as good a GOP POTUS as Reagan!

    • bpollen February 7th, 2015 at 11:32 pm

      Hey, you forgot big tobacco!

    • fancypants February 7th, 2015 at 11:34 pm

      chances are they travel with their lawyers everywhere they go. Big pharmaceutical companies never get exposed like this

  2. rg9rts February 7th, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    You know where he was when the brains were being handed out…and it wasn’t in line…

    • tiredoftea February 7th, 2015 at 6:35 pm

      e was in other filling one out for the Fl. Repub party.

      • granpa.usthai February 8th, 2015 at 1:28 am

        perfect GOP POTUS candidate!

        drug dealer (RR)
        driving a stolen car (DI).

        can’t get any more Republican than that.

  3. William February 7th, 2015 at 1:27 pm

    Must be an interesting guy at a job fair.

    • Boehner-Monkey February 7th, 2015 at 2:17 pm


    • granpa.usthai February 8th, 2015 at 1:24 am

      and they say white males are the good guys!

  4. ChrisVosburg February 7th, 2015 at 4:59 pm

    Wait, the suspect filled out the arrest warrant? Whatever, Florida!

  5. tiredoftea February 7th, 2015 at 6:36 pm

    Confused by which state he lives in? I’m guessing that CO. and WA. wouldn’t have a problem with that description!

    • whatthe46 February 7th, 2015 at 11:53 pm


  6. fancypants February 7th, 2015 at 11:16 pm

    some cops will do anything to get noticed

    • whatthe46 February 7th, 2015 at 11:53 pm

      WTH is that all about? seriously?

      • fancypants February 8th, 2015 at 12:33 am

        it could have been impounded by the state for any number of reasons. the unfortunate thing is.. this truck isn’t cheap to run and maintain Just to fill the gas tank will set the tax payer back over $700.00 and for what ? so barney fife can sport around in his new ride

        • whatthe46 February 8th, 2015 at 12:50 am

          its stupid! sell the damn thing at an auction. i’m aware that they do this you’re right. a chief did the same thing with a fricken expensive sports car. the money should always go back into the city.

  7. whatthe46 February 7th, 2015 at 11:52 pm

    now will they keep this idiot in prison and not sentence him to a vacation? geez. please keep him in this time.

    • fahvel February 8th, 2015 at 1:04 pm

      who has he hurt?

  8. granpa.usthai February 8th, 2015 at 1:21 am

    driving a stolen car?
    dealing in drugs?

    perfect candidate for a GOP POTUS.

    now if he could show some cowboy movies with a twenty mule team hauling a white powder substance.

  9. burqa February 8th, 2015 at 5:15 am

    Good grief.
    The fuzz must be thinking, “Sometimes if you sit real still, they’ll come right up to you.”
    Reminds me of a time when a couple buddies and I decided to try fishing this pond we had driven by several times way out in the country.
    The thing was wall-to-wall fish. It was like those early accounts by John Smith about how plentiful the Chesapeake Bay was when they arrived.
    It got to where we were running way low on worms and found just a little piece on there was enough to hook a nice fish. (It was all bluegills, huge ones, bigger than our hands with fingers outstretched.)
    Finally I tossed a bare hook in and caught one in seconds, just like the rest.
    In no time we had full stringers and decided to go on home.
    On the way out we saw something on the ground laying flat and picked it up.
    It was a sign saying this was an experimental breeding pond and there was no fishing.
    The rear tire of the car spit gravels on that sign as we peeled out…..