February 11, 2015 5:00 pm -

[su_right_ad]Yoga pants and speedos give “indecent exposure” to certain body parts, says the legislator.

Republican David Moore proposed the bill,according to the Billings Gazette, after he witnessed naked bicyclists last year and decided to crack down on indecent exposure laws. But beyond just people exposing certain body parts they shouldn’t, Moore also wants to crack down on clothing that conforms to certain areas of the body.

And that includes yoga pants, which, Moore said, “should be illegal in public anyway.”

The key part of the bill, which sounds more graphic than the actual use of the clothing in question.

…exposes any device, costume, or covering that gives the appearance of or simulates the genitals, pubic hair, anus region, or pubic hair region or exposes any device worn as a cover over the nipple or areola of the female breast that simulates and gives the realistic appearance of a nipple or areola while in a public place or visible from a public place without taking reasonable precautions to prevent exposure, and disregards whether a reasonable person would be offended or alarmed by the act.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

47 responses to Montana Bill Would Make Wearing Yoga Pants In Public Illegal

  1. Guy Lauten February 11th, 2015 at 5:05 pm

    No doubt he says he hates Big Government, too.

  2. Larry Schmitt February 11th, 2015 at 5:06 pm

    Here’s an idea. Make being stupid in public illegal. That would put Mr. Moore behind bars. I’m glad the Montana taxpayers are getting such a bargain in their legislature.

  3. Foundryman February 11th, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    “Republican David Moore”….of course since it’s always republicans who want less government in their lives, why not start to ban pants?…..

  4. burqa February 11th, 2015 at 5:24 pm

    Note to self: If ever in Montana, leave my shirts with the fake nipple and areolas at home.

    I’m not even sure I know what yoga pants are.
    But one thing they sure as hell need to do something about is these guys who wear flip-flops, shorts and tank top undershirts outside when it’s 10 degrees out, winds are 25 mph & gusting to 35, and there’s a foot of snow on the ground. Fine-em and make it legal to poke them with sharpened pencils or something….

    • tracey marie February 11th, 2015 at 5:45 pm

      I snorted while laughing!

      • burqa February 11th, 2015 at 9:00 pm

        They think they’re proving something and yes, they are – that they don’t know how to dress themselves.

  5. jstsmlbrlcnsrvtvguy February 11th, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    Yeaayyyy Montana!!!

  6. Jimmy Fleck February 11th, 2015 at 5:37 pm

    This is so stupid. Does he realize that all yoga studios are considered public places? He would ban the wearing of yoga pants while doing yoga? And what about public pools? If he doesn’t like yoga pants I can’t imagine he is too fond of any swimwear.

    • Candide Thirtythree February 12th, 2015 at 7:29 pm

      If they ever get one law passed, they will never stop until all women are wearing the wearable tents of the middle east.

  7. Suzanne McFly February 11th, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    Fine, then anyone running for office needs to have an IQ over 20 and no history of inbreeding in the family. That would be a good start to remove these misogynistic morons from elected office.

  8. allison1050 February 11th, 2015 at 5:46 pm

    Is it just me or does this cretin spend too much time looking about other people’s body parts…what does his wife think..oops maybe she doesn’t.

    • tracey marie February 11th, 2015 at 5:46 pm

      she is mad he is looking at mens genitalia when they ride their bikes. evening allison

      • neworleans878 February 11th, 2015 at 5:48 pm

        Shhhh…you’ll give him the idea of banning biker shorts next…

        • tracey marie February 11th, 2015 at 6:35 pm

          he called them speedos it is in his bill. They call themselves the party of small governmnet untill they get boners from looking at men in tight shorts

          • neworleans878 February 11th, 2015 at 6:53 pm

            These guys really make me wonder sometimes that they just want to get their bill in men’s speedos…

          • rg9rts February 12th, 2015 at 4:17 am

            Its a gopee putting their nose into your bedroom and everyone’s crotch…Vaginal probe anyone??

      • allison1050 February 12th, 2015 at 6:05 am

        Hey Tracey! I just wonder how much of his crap she’s willing to put up with…

  9. neworleans878 February 11th, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    Another “morality” policeman who most probably has a skeleton or two in his closet.

    At a minimum, another faux conservative with sexual issues. Seems to be a lot of them in the RW

    • allison1050 February 11th, 2015 at 5:54 pm

      I’m bettin’ 3 skeletons.;)

      • granpa.usthai February 12th, 2015 at 2:42 am

        I’ll go more – much, much more.

        • allison1050 February 12th, 2015 at 6:03 am


  10. Ol Blue February 11th, 2015 at 6:34 pm

    Sounds like Sharia Law to me.

  11. StoneyCurtisll February 11th, 2015 at 6:36 pm

    When do the public floggings in Montana begin?

  12. No way out February 11th, 2015 at 6:52 pm


  13. veggiedude February 11th, 2015 at 7:02 pm

    When will they clamp down on naked dogs? They often let things hang out for all to see.

    • fahvel February 12th, 2015 at 12:18 am

      and then lick them in public – but the hyena is the winner!!!!!!

  14. Roctuna February 11th, 2015 at 7:19 pm

    Has he thought of the impact to the Halloween costume industry! Hah! I bet he hasn’t. Why is Representative Moore so anti-business?

  15. Um Cara February 11th, 2015 at 7:32 pm


    Limited government indeed.

  16. Dave Lanson February 11th, 2015 at 9:47 pm

    And people in other countries have the nerve to cal us prudish.

    • fahvel February 12th, 2015 at 12:17 am

      well here I am in another country and I think prudish is actually mild.

  17. Mike February 11th, 2015 at 9:50 pm

    Do these people ever govern or just keep re-writing the dress code…?

  18. majii February 11th, 2015 at 10:01 pm

    When will GOP/TP males “get” it that women are not in control of the lewd and lascivious minds of some males? We’re not the thought/mind police. They’re more into shariah law than they will acknowledge.

  19. whatthe46 February 11th, 2015 at 10:34 pm

    next will be fining women for not wearing stockings with dresses because their skin is showing. idiot.

    • rg9rts February 12th, 2015 at 4:14 am

      No the kids with the droopy pants

      • Candide Thirtythree February 12th, 2015 at 7:26 pm

        I think they already did that

  20. Fossil1944 February 11th, 2015 at 11:54 pm

    Republicans simply do not know how to govern. I should correct that by saying that this 21st century bunch of republicans don’t know how to govern. There was a time decades ago when they were a party with ideas that could be supported by the majority. How they manage to maintain their strangle hold on state and local politics must be quite a topic of discussion and research in the top Political Science Universities.

    • rg9rts February 12th, 2015 at 4:13 am

      Moore??? Is he any relation to the anti gay marriage Judge in Alabama ???Roy Moore??

  21. fahvel February 12th, 2015 at 12:16 am

    sounds to me like this ass should surly support the dress of Muslim women.

  22. William February 12th, 2015 at 12:42 am

    God bless yoga pants

    • granpa.usthai February 12th, 2015 at 2:48 am


      -and those who fill them out so well!

  23. granpa.usthai February 12th, 2015 at 2:47 am

    WTF is wrong with pursuing happiness?

  24. Apocalypse February 12th, 2015 at 3:05 am

    Willow Smith…

  25. rg9rts February 12th, 2015 at 4:11 am

    It must be a LONG COLD WINTER in Montana if this is what they do to amuse themselves.

  26. rg9rts February 12th, 2015 at 9:39 am

    The Montana senate in its wisdom canned the idea…

  27. rg9rts February 12th, 2015 at 9:42 am

    Wait till this moron sees someone in spandex….he’ll get a terminal woodie and thats for the guys….

  28. Warman1138 February 12th, 2015 at 9:46 am

    Are there any old abandoned uranium mines and such out there leeching into ground or drinking water out there?

  29. Candide Thirtythree February 12th, 2015 at 7:25 pm

    That is pretty much what happened in Muslim countries, back when I was a kid Muslim women did not wear hijab or head scarf, they wore mini skirts and go-go boots just like every other country did in the 60s and 70s. Then one by one the laws demanding and item of clothing be banned until the women were wearing, wearable tents and gloves and boots.

    As I recall, the hair covering was first then sandals. Then they started making laws about where women could go and even laws about painting windows black in some countries so that women would be completely erased from public view. One Saudi religious freak even tried to get the law passed to only allow ONE eye hole in the tent women in Saudi Arabia are forced to wear.

    You never let one of those religious freaks ever make the first law about women’s dress because they will never be satisfied until they erase women from public completely.

    Republicans are no different from Muslims when it comes to the atrocities that they would commit if allowed to in this country.