February 14, 2015 8:00 am -

You see, he’s really busy doing an album and, besides, he’s much too big a star to fly commercial and it will cost him tens of thousands of dollars to privately fly with his entourage.

According to docs, JB asked a judge to give him a pass on appearing in person for Jeffrey Binion’s lawsuit. Binion is accusing Bieber and a bodyguard of roughing him up in 2013.

Bieber says he’s too busy churning out a new album to go to Miami — plus it’ll cost him over $68K to fly himself and his entourage by private jet. Binion’s lawyers say Justin could nab a first class commercial flight for $1K. [su_center_ad]

As for the album — Binion’s team says suck it up, Bieber … life isn’t always fair, and sometimes you gotta miss work to fight lawsuits. Best of all … they remind him he has to play by American rules, even though he’s Canadian.

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16 responses to Justin Bieber Too Busy To Show Up In Court, And Won’t Fly Commercial

  1. Antigone February 14th, 2015 at 8:15 am

    Amazing…he’s too busy to go to Miami, while at the same time he’s enjoying himself in NYC this weekend!

  2. Larry Schmitt February 14th, 2015 at 8:16 am

    Then why didn’t Binion’s lawyers pay for the ticket? Or better yet, fly the whole courtroom to where he is. Wouldn’t want to inconvenience the little sh*t, would we? He’s special, after all.

  3. Budda February 14th, 2015 at 9:20 am

    How to get on the good side of the judge.

  4. Larry Schmitt February 14th, 2015 at 9:28 am

    But Cassidy has been around for decades, and only now declared bankruptcy. This no talent twit has been here for ten minutes. I don’t think we have to wait ten years.

    • Mike February 14th, 2015 at 10:46 am

      The kids got $200 million, he might be around for a while.

      • Larry Schmitt February 14th, 2015 at 10:51 am

        Not if he “refuses to fly commercial.” He can go through $200m pretty fast. Ask all those retired pro athletes who are now broke.

        • Dwendt44 February 14th, 2015 at 3:02 pm

          Few overnight stars have the slightest clue about managing money. It’s coming out their ears and they spend like there’s no tomorrow. Sports stars are the worst it seems.
          One would think a manager of any worth would know to put a good sized chunk of those millions into investments or a Roth account so the soon to be a ‘no body’ again would have something to fall back on.

  5. Boehner-Monkey February 14th, 2015 at 10:38 am

    It almost seems as if Beiber is training to be a Republican Presidential nominee.

    • Mike February 14th, 2015 at 10:45 am

      First he has to flunk out of college, get his kid to torture and kill a dog, become an anti-vaxxer, deny evolution and climate change, and declare himself a Christian….then he’s ready to hit the campaign trail for the Republican Party.

  6. Foundryman February 14th, 2015 at 2:20 pm

    An immigrant taking part or hiring someone to violently ‘rough up’ someone then refuse to appear in court? Where’s the right wingers calling to have this lawbreaker deported?

    • Mike February 14th, 2015 at 2:24 pm

      You want to deport a job creator…? You must be a lefty…:)

  7. ExPFCWintergreen February 14th, 2015 at 2:56 pm

    What a f*cking punk

  8. Dwendt44 February 14th, 2015 at 3:03 pm

    An arrest warrant might get his attention.

  9. cecilia February 14th, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    spoiled brat

    needs a good spanking

    • burqa February 15th, 2015 at 4:03 am

      Yeah. When I was running construction crews we used to LOVE getting one of these twinkies on the job. That entitled attitude would disappear real quick-like and so would the hoodlum-wanna-be act.
      The taunting would begin from the start, people betting on how long they would last. The real idea behind that was to try to get them to stick it out, rather than quit right away, the way many did….

      One hopes there is a camera in the court room recording Bieber telling it to the judge, and zooming in on his face when some bulldog of a judge drops the bomb on him…..

      • cecilia February 15th, 2015 at 10:51 am

        and if that doesn’t work maybe a nice ‘blanket party’