February 20, 2015 8:30 am -

[su_right_ad]Georgia State Rep. Tom Kirby is fighting the good fight against human-jellyfish hybrids.

Kirby (R) recently introduced a measure that would make it a misdemeanor “for any person or entity to intentionally or knowingly create or attempt to creaan in vitro hybrid human-animal embryo” in Georgia, or to “transfer an in vitro human embryo into the womb of a nonhuman or to transfer an in vitro nonhuman embryo into the womb of a human.”

It might seem like a weird priority for a state legislature to take up. As it turns out, it’s one of four issues Kirby highlighted in his reelection campaign.

“The mixing of Human Embryos with Jellyfish cells to create a glow in the dark human,” his 2014 campaign Web site reads, “we say not in Georgia.”

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

17 responses to Georgia Lawmaker’s Bill Would Prevent A ‘Glow In The Dark Human’

  1. Carla Akins February 20th, 2015 at 8:44 am

    This is exactly why Two & Half Men is the longest running sitcom.

    • Khary A February 20th, 2015 at 9:42 am

      Why cant I Super Upvote this so that it equals like 100 upvotes?

    • Larry Schmitt February 20th, 2015 at 8:17 pm

      Which half of Charlie Sheen is the jellyfish?

  2. Obewon February 20th, 2015 at 8:45 am

    Delusional psychosis of today’s scientifically illiterate cons: “I’ve had people tell me (Limbots, Gohmert, FNC) it is but I have not verified that for sure,” state Rep. Tom Kirby (R) told WSB-TV. “It’s time we either get in front of it or we’re going to be chasing our tails.” Arizona and Louisiana passed similar measures into law!

    • rg9rts February 20th, 2015 at 8:53 am

      The only thing that surprises me is that Mississippi and Texas are missing …..throw in Florida and Tennessee too

  3. rg9rts February 20th, 2015 at 8:52 am

    This idiot has WAY TOO MUCH TIME.on his hands

  4. NW10 February 20th, 2015 at 9:08 am

    This goes to show that the Republicans have lost ground on every other issue, that they’re throwing nonsensical BS at the wall and seeing what sticks. This echoes the BS that one Montana Republican idiot tried to pull in banning yoga pants.

    • whatthe46 February 20th, 2015 at 4:26 pm

      you’re exactly right.

  5. jasperjava February 20th, 2015 at 11:50 am

    Georgia lawmakers still preoccupied with skin color, I see.

  6. Bunya February 20th, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    Thank God! I was losing sleep worrying about the upcoming population explosion of human-jellyfish hybrids. Now I can go back to agonizing about the impending attack by Beldar from the planet Remulak.
    Oh, and Armageddon (which has been coming for over 2000 years).

  7. Apocalypse February 20th, 2015 at 3:40 pm

    I’m glad the planned legislation only applies to Georgia, I’ve got some ideas I want to try out.

    • Larry Schmitt February 20th, 2015 at 8:18 pm

      Looks like part pig and part possum.

  8. whatthe46 February 20th, 2015 at 4:25 pm

    seriously? i mean, where do these people come up with this crazy sh’t? its like they stay up all damn night long thinking, “what kind of nonsense can i suggest today”

  9. Warman1138 February 20th, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    WTF? Is there a contest to see which politician can attempt the most stupid thing?

  10. arc99 February 20th, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    So perfectly law-abiding glow in the dark citizens will suddenly be considered criminals? I am outraged!

  11. Stacy Turner February 21st, 2015 at 6:24 am

    I for one welcome our new evil, incandescent, jellyfish hybrid Overlords.