And of course, we recall other people being shown to the door when they, um, embellish their resumes. But it’s a different standard, I guess, for the self-certified ophthalmologist from Kentucky.

So his words mean just whatever Sen. Paul wants them to mean when he wants them to mean it, just like when he talked about the Social Security Disability Program:

Social Security considers post-traumatic stress syndrome to be in the category of Anxiety. But let’s not split words, but instead let’s see where Senator-Doctor Paul stands on vaccinations:

Temporally related? Like that week I watched season five of Buffy The Vampire Slayer when I had the flu? So Buffy either cures/causes colds?

Let’s move on to another subject where Senator Paul seems to define his own terms, you know, like when he says—in the key of dog whistle—that he was never against the Civil Rights Act:

“I’ve never been against the Civil Rights Act, ever,” Paul told a questioner, following what was the first speech by a Republican legislator at the historically black university in decades.

Whoops, you know except for that part about, you know,  forcing business owners to serve their kind:

[su_center_ad]I think it’s a bad business decision to exclude anybody from your restaurant—but, at the same time, I do believe in private ownership. But I absolutely think there should be no discrimination in anything that gets any public funding, and that’s most of what I think the Civil Rights Act was about in my mind.

So you see, it is totally true that he was never against the Civil Rights Act, just the part about public accommodations.