February 20, 2015 11:00 am -

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One overexcited moviegoer seeing “Fifty Shades of Grey” was reportedly arrested for doing exactly what people expected someone to do one once the movie was out.

Reports say that a 33-year-old woman in Sinaloa, Mexico was sitting in row 12 of a local movie theater when her fellow patrons thought something inappropriate was happening. Finally, it was revealed that the woman was masturbating right there in the public theater while watching the film.

The woman was promptly arrested and charged with public indecency, and while this story is somewhat shocking, the excitement that’s surrounded this movie for months makes it completely believable that somebody would do this.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

12 responses to Woman Arrested During ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Screening

  1. Suzanne McFly February 20th, 2015 at 11:14 am

    Just being a show off who is starved for attention.

  2. bluejayray February 20th, 2015 at 11:27 am

    I heard it was pretty vanilla.

  3. CHOCOL8MILK February 20th, 2015 at 12:58 pm

    It’s good to hear a woman doing this in public for a change and not creepy old men.

  4. William February 20th, 2015 at 2:01 pm


  5. frambley1 February 21st, 2015 at 1:43 am

    I can’t find a specific place to post about something I heard on tonight’s radio show. If this is the wrong place please admonish me ( a noob here)properly and point me in the right direction.

    The guy from Bangor Mine mentioned something about modern Christians not committing violent acts. I was recently having a discussion with my teenage daughters, who are both smarter than me, about Bill Maher’s comments about Islam post the Paris murders. I had agreed with Maher to the extent that Islamic countries have laws with and severe punishments concerning those that go against the prevailing religious beliefs. And that that there are not countries that are not Islamic that also punish people for religious issues.

    But they both pointed out something that I hadn’t thought about in this context, and Bill Maher left it out of his discussion. That most, if not all, violence, and other forms of persecution, perpetrated against members of the LGBT community is religiously based. All of the LGBT hatred that is spewed by the conservatives in our country is based on their twisted interpretation of Christianity. And they even helped create some of the worst laws overseas under the guise of Christianity. All that out and out hatred we see in Russia towards the LGBT community is based on the same false teachings of those whop claim to be Christians.

    So all this hubbub on the right about how wrong President Obama was in his speech was misdirected. The real mistake he made in his speech was to under-represent the violence that is perpetrated in the name of Christianity in our own country in modern times. That is a shame.

    • Kick Frenzy February 21st, 2015 at 5:22 pm

      Well, not the most fitting article to post that comment in… but I can see why you’d want to get it written down somewhere.
      It would’ve fit better under a story about anything to do with LGBTQ matters… or terrorism.
      But, when the story is about a woman masturbating in public while at a showing of 50 Shades… not the best fit, lol.
      At least it’s about sexuality… so there is some relativity. 🙂

      (You could also sign up for the site, if you haven’t already, and submit an op-ed on that topic, branching off from the example you gave.)

  6. Helen Jones February 21st, 2015 at 11:02 am

    50 Shades Of Grey trilogy in 1 Minute (Parody)

    • Kick Frenzy February 21st, 2015 at 5:27 pm

      Thank you, lol
      I had/have no interest in seeing the movies, reading the books or even reading the dustjacket blurbs.
      That cartoon was perfect! (I’m guessing… which is enough to satisfy my non-curiosity)

  7. Kick Frenzy February 21st, 2015 at 5:27 pm

    Pics or it didn’t happen!