February 21, 2015 9:00 am -

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After a night out drinking and an argument while walking home, an Oklahoma woman was arrested after he boyfriend awoke to a disturbing and likely very painful moment which resulted in a fight to keep his man parts.

A Tulsa man claimed his girlfriend, Amber Ellis, attacked him while he was sleeping.

According to the police report, the man said he complained about “how needy she had become.”

Ellis, 31, was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon. The ‘dangerous’ weapon was probably her teeth.

A police report says the victim fell asleep on a couch but woke up to find Ellis “biting his d*** off.”

According to KMRG, the police report goes on to say the man “fought her off and then was slammed in the head with a laptop computer.”

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

5 responses to Woman Arrested After Trying To Bite Off Boyfriend’s Private Parts

  1. Obewon February 21st, 2015 at 9:25 am

    Teabagging terrorist Amber Ellis, 31, was arrested for maiming and assault with her teabagg weapon.

  2. Boehner-Monkey February 21st, 2015 at 4:04 pm

    Note to self: if spouse wants hot dog, stop and get her one.

    • tracey marie February 22nd, 2015 at 12:16 am

      and make sure you get relish as well

  3. tracey marie February 22nd, 2015 at 12:14 am

    when did people forget how to talk about their issues instead of resorting to violence?

  4. CHOCOL8MILK February 22nd, 2015 at 2:32 pm

    So…I’m guessing they broke up? Just asking, the article wasn’t detailed enough.