February 26, 2015 11:30 am -

But it wasn’t because he caught anything from the mailbox.


[su_thin_right_skyscraper_ad]…Paul Bennett was found dead early Sunday behind a Chinese restaurant in Wigan, Greater Manchester, the Mirror reported.

The 45-year-old had pleaded guilty just a month after cops busted him for having sex with a big red letter drop as a shocked woman watched in disgust.

Investigators don’t suspect foul play, but said drugs may have been involved.

“He had his troubles, but he wasn’t a bad lad,” a friend told the British paper Metro.

Bennett drunkenly raised his hands in the air in September 2014 during his letter box rendezvous and shouted “wow” while rubbing on his lifeless lover, the witness told authorities.

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D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

14 responses to British Man Who Tried To Have Sex With Mailbox Found Dead

  1. edmeyer_able February 26th, 2015 at 11:33 am

    Will his casket be stamped RETURN TO SENDER

    • rg9rts February 26th, 2015 at 2:41 pm

      Probably, recalled by maker

  2. illinoisboy1977 February 26th, 2015 at 11:36 am

    What, the sheep weren’t good enough for him? 😉

    • nola878 February 26th, 2015 at 1:34 pm

      No, because sometimes the sheep talk baaaaaaaaack to him…

    • Barry Shitpeas February 26th, 2015 at 1:51 pm

      He’s English, not Welsh.

  3. jybarz February 26th, 2015 at 12:17 pm

    Viagra overdose? Hardened Criminal!

  4. Mike February 26th, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    I’m confused…was that a mail or femail postbox he had sex with…???

  5. nola878 February 26th, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    It was probably post coital blues that got him…

  6. Barry Shitpeas February 26th, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    I hope he wore a French Letter.

  7. jstsmlbrlcnsrvtvguy February 26th, 2015 at 2:16 pm

    that is one fine looking mailbox

  8. rg9rts February 26th, 2015 at 2:40 pm

    Postage Due

  9. FatRat February 26th, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    I imagine it was a ménage à trois that went wrong.

  10. Warman1138 February 26th, 2015 at 9:10 pm

    Maybe he was mailing a love letter and was overcome with the moment.

  11. cvryder2000 February 27th, 2015 at 4:22 pm

    Now that reminds me of a verse from a dirty song we used to sing in my youth…..
    “The letter carrier he was there
    The poor man had the pox
    He couldna do the ladies
    So he did the letter-box.”