February 28, 2015 7:00 am -

Oh, really?

  • Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson accepted the Andrew Breitbart Defender of the First Amendment Award at CPAC on Friday
  • In his speech he slammed hippies and their culture for causing the 110million cases of STDs in Americans
  • ‘It is the revenge of the hippies! Sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll have come back to haunt us in a bad way,’ he stated
  • He then said that only way to end this was to commit to a heterosexual union and not commit adultery
  • This despite the fact that he has numerous affairs in the past, something he did not bring up in his speech




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25 responses to Duck Dynasty Dad At CPAC: 110 Million Americans Have STDs

  1. fancypants February 28th, 2015 at 7:03 am

    I don’t think you infected that many people phil. did god help you ?

  2. Larry Schmitt February 28th, 2015 at 8:04 am

    He meant non-automatic transmissions in their cars.

    • Dwendt44 February 28th, 2015 at 1:15 pm

      or Stupid Teabagger Disease.

  3. Aielyn February 28th, 2015 at 8:14 am

    He probably thinks that “female” is an STD.

  4. Obewon February 28th, 2015 at 8:19 am

    ‘I don’t bathe or shave because it brings me good luck’-Duck & child Molester Phil Robertson.

  5. jybarz February 28th, 2015 at 8:21 am

    He looks smelly, unkempt and lice infested.
    What a pretentious, lying and BS repukes’ hero!

  6. craig7120 February 28th, 2015 at 9:45 am

    The face of the republican base

    Shouldn’t he be in a cave video taping our impending doom?

    • Fairypuff Phairypuf February 28th, 2015 at 10:05 am

      What ever you say fight-o

      • William February 28th, 2015 at 1:13 pm


    • William February 28th, 2015 at 1:12 pm

      “The face of the republican base”
      Exactly. How serious can you take a party or organization that goes to this for guidance?

      • craig7120 February 28th, 2015 at 2:44 pm

        I’m flabbergasted at the direction the gop has gone. They’re a joke of a party, going to great lengths at alienating anyone that does not tow the whrite christian doctrine. The party has ceased to govern at all, all to quick to complain at decisions made when they themselves can’t agree amongst their on leaders.

        They have no leadership, other than a few billionaires who haven’t a clue as to the plight of the working poor.
        Their heroes are a crazy hate filled musician, an ignorant woman who makes reality shows look smart and a con man who takes advantage of the elderly by fleecing their s.s. dollars.

        The gop will become just like Isis if they don’t find their conscience and leadership. A fringe group that will wage their own little holy war between sea to shining sea.

        • William February 28th, 2015 at 2:51 pm

          “They have no leadership, other than a few billionaires ”
          That’s pretty much the entire situation in a nutshell.
          Their success is convincing the sheep that toeing any other line except theirs is an affront to God. Hey who wants to risk eternity in heck?
          The Republican mantra IE, “good like God and ‘Murica, Dems bad like Hitler and Moos-lims”.
          It actually works.
          and now we know why the right is so apposed to funding higher education.

    • bluejayray February 28th, 2015 at 4:22 pm

      Maybe he’ll team up with Kirk Cameron! That would be exciting…

  7. Fairypuff Phairypuf February 28th, 2015 at 10:08 am

    I don’t get the impression that Phil Robertson is pretending to be better than everyone??? I’d say just the opposite.

  8. Fairypuff Phairypuf February 28th, 2015 at 11:07 am

    Yo mama has got wiener warts!!!!!

  9. labman57 February 28th, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    CPAC, where pseudo-science, sanctimony, sectarianism, sexism, swagger, and sophistry reign supreme.

    • bpollen February 28th, 2015 at 5:06 pm

      Shouldn’t “sewage” have been in there somewhere?

  10. William February 28th, 2015 at 1:08 pm

    Conservatives seem to enjoy unintelligible tirades by religious extremists.

  11. alpacadaddy February 28th, 2015 at 1:38 pm

    The face of the Amerikan Tealiban Theocracy!

  12. Jaz February 28th, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    The majority of cases are in the red states. No surprise there.

  13. bluejayray February 28th, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    So out of a population of roughly 320 million, including men, women and children, almost a third of us have STDs? Huh. You’d think we would have heard about it by now.

    • bpollen February 28th, 2015 at 5:10 pm

      Statistically, that would mean that 1.3 Dickhead Dynasty stars have the clap. Phil’s probably the .3

  14. Warman1138 March 1st, 2015 at 5:49 am

    CPAC will have to send away for another barrel full of clowns, they’re scraping the bottom of those they’ve got now. And that’s a lot of barrels.

  15. Warman1138 March 1st, 2015 at 5:53 am

    Yabba, Dabba, Doooo! It’s the Flintstones.

  16. rg9rts March 1st, 2015 at 8:07 am

    Hippies???? I’m over joyed…but he looks more like the results of STDs