Pat Robertson: If You Smoke Pot You’re ‘A Slave To A Vegetable’
[su_right_ad]We all know that we own the universe and vegetable are slaves to us, believes Pat Robertson, and not the other way around.
Speaking on his Christian Broadcasting Network television show “The 700 Club,” Robertson said that addiction is contrary to God’s will, because man has dominion over “all the vegetables.”
Robertson continued: “Cocaine is the product of a vegetable, alcohol is the product of a vegetable, marijuana is a vegetable. And yet, people are enslaved to vegetables.”
“Why would you become a slave to a vegetable?” Robertson said. “Why? Why would you do it?”
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D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.
Suzanne McFly March 2nd, 2015 at 6:10 pm
So, is this idiot going to tell God “We” own the Earth?
Kim Connell March 2nd, 2015 at 6:23 pm
I’m thinking that this guys brain is a vegetable.
mea_mark March 2nd, 2015 at 7:07 pm
More like jello, I think.
bluejayray March 3rd, 2015 at 10:27 am
I’m thinkin lime jello with cottage cheese, pineapple bits, and walnuts. The nuts always ruined it for me.
Dwendt44 March 2nd, 2015 at 6:31 pm
Bread is also from a vegetable.
Didn’t god give us herbs for our use?
Good old Pat is senile and has been for a while now.
mea_mark March 2nd, 2015 at 7:09 pm
He’s been gnawing on to many bones and the marrow has gone to his brain and turned it into jello.
Guy Lauten March 2nd, 2015 at 6:38 pm
Hey Pat, ever eat a steak? Steaks come from a steer. Why would someone want to be a slave to a castrated bovine?
Hey Pat, ever eat a nice roast chicken? Why would someone want to be a slave to a bird?
Hey Pat, your analogies suck.
craig7120 March 2nd, 2015 at 6:41 pm
Twinkies ain’t no vegetable
bluejayray March 3rd, 2015 at 10:25 am
…but add some ketchup and then you have a balanced meal!
StoneyCurtisll March 2nd, 2015 at 6:45 pm
Hey Pat…DERP~!
mea_mark March 2nd, 2015 at 7:12 pm
Derpity Do, Derpity Day, Derpity Do All the Good Long Day. My Oh My, What a Derpity Day. Just another day in Derpy Day Land.
StoneyCurtisll March 2nd, 2015 at 6:48 pm
Squint your eyes really hard and pray along with Pat..(cause if you dont squint hard enough, god wont answer your prayer).
tiredoftea March 3rd, 2015 at 12:24 pm
Not squinting, it’s not giving enough money to Pat’s favorite charity, himself.
mea_mark March 2nd, 2015 at 7:06 pm
Damn, it’s like this idiot wants to deny people fruits and vegetables. Is this the face of evil or just a shriveled up husk of something that may have once been human.
Larry Schmitt March 2nd, 2015 at 7:24 pm
Can it be a little of both?
mea_mark March 2nd, 2015 at 7:26 pm
Sure, I don’t suffer from Binary Delusionalism. It can certainly be a little of both.
Obewon March 2nd, 2015 at 7:51 pm
Any faux Con today delusioned by GOP Leader Limbaugh is ‘A Slave To A Vegetable’.
liberalMD March 2nd, 2015 at 10:54 pm
Pat……it won’t be long until you will be described as a vegetable so I think I’d cool it on the vegetable rant if I were you.
Warman1138 March 3rd, 2015 at 5:59 am
Vegetables are the work of the devil.
bluejayray March 3rd, 2015 at 10:23 am
Technically, cannabis is an herb, not a vegetable, and Pat Robertson is a potted plant.
William March 3rd, 2015 at 10:36 am
If You Smoke Pot You’re ‘A Slave To A Vegetable’
If you send money to the 700 club you’re a slave to a vegetable.
Leannie March 3rd, 2015 at 1:31 pm
I say we go with it…no need to legalize pot…just call it a vegtable instead.
Boehner-Monkey March 3rd, 2015 at 7:57 pm
Benny Hinn is part of Pat’s network. So let’s discuss vegetables, Pat.