March 5, 2015 5:00 pm -

He also should have a t-shirt emblazoned “not smart”.

Jordan Meier was traveling with three passengers around 9 PM when a Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office deputy pulled over his 2002 Chevrolet Monte Carlo on a Lincoln street for a traffic violation,according to a police report.

Meier was subsequently “placed into custody for DUI,” investigators noted.

During a post-arrest inventory search of Meier’s vehicle, cops located a 16-ounce plastic container (which once held Land O’Lakes sour cream) under the front passenger seat.

Meier claimed ownership of the container, which–as seen in the above evidence photo–had the words “Not Weed” written in marker on its lid.

But when deputies opened the container, they found more than 11 grams of marijuana inside.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

7 responses to Cops Bust Moron After Finding Marijuana In Container Labeled ‘Not Weed’

  1. William March 6th, 2015 at 1:25 am

    Welcome to the club.

    • Khary A March 6th, 2015 at 3:35 pm


  2. fahvel March 6th, 2015 at 4:38 am

    11 grams – wow – that makes him king cartel!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. craig7120 March 6th, 2015 at 9:13 am

    “It’s a weird thing when nature is against the law”

    Joe Rogan

  4. Bunya March 6th, 2015 at 3:18 pm

    That was dumb. Everybody knows you’re supposed to keep your MaryJane in a plastic baggie marked “oregano”.

    • Khary A March 6th, 2015 at 3:35 pm

      And that kids is how you make amazing pasta sauce.

  5. Mike N. March 6th, 2015 at 7:03 pm

    Ha, I thought the headline read a MORMON was busted for weed; I was like, hey, maybe those mormons aren’t so square after all!