Pastor Warns: Girls Scouts Turns Daughters Into Lesbians
Can’t we just go back to when wingnuts said it was personal choice?
…on “Generations Radio,” Religious Right pundit Kevin Swanson repeated his criticisms of the Girl Scouts, which he previously said is a “wicked” organization that is turning young girls into lesbian communists. “Please, I beg of you, do not buy Girl Scout cookies,” he said at the time. “Please, I beg of you, stop buying Girl Scout cookies.”
…Later in the program, Swanson said that people are leaving the Girl Scouts because the vast majority of “parents who really care about their little girls do not want them being lesbians at 24 years of age.”[su_center_ad]
“Now there’s a six percent out there that are thinking, ‘I would love for my girl to grow up and become a lesbian and never get married and never, ever, ever, ever fulfill God’s role for her as a woman,’” Swanson continued. “My guess is the average parent in America, I’m talking 95 percent of parents in America, are not going to be keen on their kids growing up and becoming lesbians and homosexuals at 24 years of age. It’s one reason why I have a hard time understanding why they send their kids, their little six-, seven-, eight- and nine-year-old kids to schools with the GLSEN-sponsored signs plastered all over the facilities.”
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Shades March 5th, 2015 at 12:29 pm
What. A. Doofus. (not my first word of choice.)
Dwendt44 March 5th, 2015 at 12:40 pm
they seem to get stupider every year, don’t they?
ExPFCWintergreen March 5th, 2015 at 12:55 pm
Gay is a lifestyle choice. Except when it’s not. Except when it is. Except when it’s the result of liberal brainwashing by Hollywood or Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts or Katy Perry or the Department of Education or bakeries or florists or Glee. Except when it is, as proven by prison rape. Except when it’s not.
Larry Schmitt March 5th, 2015 at 1:02 pm
Don’t forget to rinse.
Larry Schmitt March 5th, 2015 at 1:01 pm
What magical, non-existent, imaginary sky being told him this?
Suzanne McFly March 5th, 2015 at 1:03 pm
There is a lot wrong with this idiot and if all he thinks he needs to worry about is Girl Scout cookies, he is having a good day. However, he seems to think you can have six percent of people who want to have their children become lesbians and yet there is 95% he believes do not want their children to become lesbians. I am by no means a genius, but aren’t his numbers impossible?
Larry Schmitt March 5th, 2015 at 1:05 pm
He’s trying to get to that 110% the athletes are always talking about.
Suzanne McFly March 5th, 2015 at 1:08 pm
Ha, ha, chirstie trying to sound like an athlete….that’s funny right there. I think he ate a couple of athletes lol.
nola878 March 5th, 2015 at 1:15 pm
“parents who really care about their little girls do not want them being lesbians at 24 years of age.”
Uh…confused here. Is he saying that women don’t become lesbians until they’re 24? Or that it’s OK that they’re lesbians until they’re 24?
Suzanne McFly March 5th, 2015 at 1:18 pm
Maybe that is his experience, his first couple of girlfriends probably “discovered” they were lesbians after dating this dead fish.
Roctuna March 5th, 2015 at 2:17 pm
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. What’s so magical about 24? He never explains that, as if there is a rational explanation.
William March 5th, 2015 at 1:31 pm
Well there ya’ go. The complete opposite of boy scouts, which almost always guarantees absolute celibacy.
Larry Schmitt March 5th, 2015 at 1:39 pm
That reminds me of when I entered the Air Force back in 71, if you wore glasses, in basic training everyone was issued the same style frame, plane black. They were commonly referred to as Clark Kent frames, but otherwise known as BC (birth control) frames. Everyone ditched them as soon as they left basic.
William March 5th, 2015 at 1:48 pm
I joined the Navy in 71. I remember the BC glasses. I was lucky enough to go aircrew so I could get the wire rims so my helmet would go on. Wire rims and a 70’s porn mustache. good stuff eh?
Larry Schmitt March 5th, 2015 at 1:52 pm
It wasn’t until the 80’s that the AF finally started offering other frame styles, but most just bought their own off base.
rg9rts March 6th, 2015 at 4:13 am
Had my Fu Manchu
rg9rts March 6th, 2015 at 4:13 am
Remember Z grams??
ExPFCWintergreen March 5th, 2015 at 2:11 pm
The classic brown-shoe Navy look
William March 5th, 2015 at 2:20 pm
Yep
Carla Akins March 5th, 2015 at 2:18 pm
My husband was BORN in 1972 hand had those glasses in the Marine Corp. They never go out of style.
William March 5th, 2015 at 2:20 pm
Wow. I actually have shoes older than your husband
tracey marie March 5th, 2015 at 2:22 pm
me as well
Carla Akins March 5th, 2015 at 2:23 pm
I practically do too.
rg9rts March 6th, 2015 at 4:12 am
My jump boots are in the closet., uniform too
rg9rts March 6th, 2015 at 4:11 am
The good ole aviators…put them on with the helmet on.. Got mine off base
rg9rts March 6th, 2015 at 4:09 am
DOS USAF 71
Bunya March 5th, 2015 at 1:50 pm
I KNEW it! And I suspect they’re spreading the lesbianism by putting something in the “caramel de-lites” that will turn everybody who eats them into “communist lesbians”. So all you men out there, be wary of the girl scout cookies!
Carla Akins March 5th, 2015 at 2:17 pm
Yuck, coconut. Give me Lemonades any day of the week.
StoneyCurtisll March 5th, 2015 at 7:30 pm
Lemon coolers~!
tracey marie March 5th, 2015 at 2:21 pm
lol, someone needs an orgasm real bad
Larry Schmitt March 5th, 2015 at 2:21 pm
He might need one, but he doesn’t deserve one.
tracey marie March 5th, 2015 at 2:22 pm
true!
William March 5th, 2015 at 2:22 pm
For the love of God don’t anyone answer the door.
FatRat March 5th, 2015 at 3:00 pm
Sweet Zombie Jesus, it’s true.
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Roctuna March 5th, 2015 at 7:08 pm
Competition for William?
FatRat March 5th, 2015 at 7:32 pm
Not likely. lol
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Roctuna March 5th, 2015 at 7:37 pm
He is our resident graphic humorist.
frambley1 March 6th, 2015 at 2:23 am
Hey Zapp, didn’t you have a similar effect on women? You know, turning them away from men in general?
FatRat March 6th, 2015 at 10:27 am
lol (clapping)
LEELA I would never abandon a helpless animal. Y’know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!
ZAPP And which one rocked your world?
thinkingwomanmillstone March 5th, 2015 at 3:19 pm
I love the “facts and figures” these fearful bigots use…95%of parents are not keen on their daughters growing up to be lesbians and six percent do want them to be lesbians so they don’t have to fulfill God’s will ….I guess that covers 101% of the people. Apparently 24 is also the year that women discover they’re lesbians.
whatthe46 March 5th, 2015 at 7:37 pm
apparently.
bpollen March 5th, 2015 at 3:38 pm
Sorry, pastor, I think it’s YOU that turns heterosexual women into lesbians… you make advances, and they say they are lesbians.
Bunya March 5th, 2015 at 4:05 pm
“Please, I beg of you, do not buy Girl Scout cookies,”
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Uh oh! He’s onto us. He’s discovered we’re sending young, sweet-looking girls out to infect the public with cookies laced with the lesbian virus! Boy, nothing gets past the good pastor, does it?
Kim Connell March 5th, 2015 at 6:11 pm
So if Girl Scouts turn little girls into raving lesbians does the Boy Scouts turn little boys into flaming gays?
Roctuna March 5th, 2015 at 7:07 pm
Clearly yes
StoneyCurtisll March 5th, 2015 at 7:27 pm
Key words…
“pastor says”…
one can be assured that nearly anything a “pastor says” is going to be bullshit.
whatthe46 March 5th, 2015 at 7:36 pm
i didn’t know that lesbians couldn’t become pregnant.
tracey marie March 6th, 2015 at 1:10 am
the lesbian body shuts down, dontcha know
whatthe46 March 6th, 2015 at 2:25 pm
dumb me.
Warman1138 March 5th, 2015 at 9:30 pm
Just when you thought you might at one time heard ”the most stupid thing ever said”, along comes pastor Kevin to surpass it.
Boehner-Monkey March 6th, 2015 at 7:42 am
I still nominate “47 percent of Americans don’t pay taxes.”
Rob Harper March 5th, 2015 at 9:34 pm
Love, love, love to see the GSA sue this jackass for slander.
Ronald L March 5th, 2015 at 10:49 pm
What are the odds that this pastor has tried to turn a few boy scouts gay?
tracey marie March 6th, 2015 at 1:09 am
that explains why I am hetero, I only did a year in the brownies
rg9rts March 6th, 2015 at 4:06 am
PIQUE…Got a little rowdy did we???
rg9rts March 6th, 2015 at 4:07 am
OMG and what does the Boy Scouts to the manhood of america??
fahvel March 6th, 2015 at 4:20 am
ya don’t wanna know.
Guest March 6th, 2015 at 7:40 am
two to three inches, but you run the risk of those four hour erections
rg9rts March 6th, 2015 at 7:52 am
Me and the gang been waiting for one of those….the geritol set…
rg9rts March 6th, 2015 at 7:52 am
Me and the gang been waiting for one of those….the geritol set…
Boehner-Monkey March 6th, 2015 at 7:39 am
I briefly became a Samoa-sexual in 1993 when my Grandmonkey bought me six boxes.
booker25 March 6th, 2015 at 7:45 am
Bet he just loves the Boy Scouts who still discriminate.