March 9, 2015 10:30 am -

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The husband and wife were visiting her family’s house when he verbally flirted with his wife to show his “deep” love for her. However, when the wife reportedly failed to respond with the same emotion and noted how dear he was to her despite loving her father’s camel more, the husband was shocked.

Her husband was particularly taken aback since she uttered the statement in front of her brothers, though he decided to remain silent following the comment.

On their way home, the wife discussed Al Waleef, her father’s camel, and how her father had refused to sell the animal even when offered a high price. The husband was reportedly offended again by the comment and on Friday took his wife on a tour of the desert to visit her father’s camels. At the site, he asked his wife to show him Al Waleef.

When the husband witnessed his wife’s admiration for the camel, he immediately decided to divorce her. He allegedly explained that she deserved to live among animals and not humans, since her natural place was among camels.



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

8 responses to Saudi Man Divorces Wife; She loved Camel More Than Him

  1. Boehner-Monkey March 9th, 2015 at 10:48 am

    Maybe it is time he considered Ex-tenze.

    • bluejayray March 9th, 2015 at 11:19 am

      Yeah, because the only reason a woman wouldn’t be attracted to a man is because his penis isn’t humunguous…

      • Boehner-Monkey March 9th, 2015 at 11:50 am

        LOL 🙂

        • bluejayray March 9th, 2015 at 4:07 pm


  2. jybarz March 9th, 2015 at 12:54 pm

    Maybe because the camel has to humps and he’d probably only manage one if lucky.

  3. ChrisVosburg March 9th, 2015 at 12:54 pm

    Without further ado, I give you Ali Baba’s Camel (Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, 1969).

  4. rg9rts March 9th, 2015 at 4:42 pm

    Oy Vey You should have seen the schmuck on the camel!

  5. bpollen March 10th, 2015 at 5:34 am

    “So your wife left you for another man?”
    “No, a camel.”
    “Well, unlike you, it DID have a personality.”