March 12, 2015 10:30 am -

Thanks for letting us know. We’d never be able to tell were it not for the signs on their doors, as reported by Anomaly at FreakOutNation.


The Texas Tribune reports:

One of the signs appeared Wednesday morning on the wall outside Rep. Jonathan Stickland’s office. It identifies the Bedford Republican as a “FORMER FETUS,” using a format similar to the plaques near most members’ doors.

On Strickland’s Facebook page, he mansplains, “Today Planned Parenthood is visiting and lobbying the Capitol. In honor of their visit, I put this sign up on my office door. Organizations that murder children are not welcome in my office. #prolifeandproudofit.”



D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

15 responses to Texas Republican Defines Himself As ‘Former Fetus’ With Sign On Door

  1. Angelo_Frank March 12th, 2015 at 10:38 am

    More crazies get elected to the Texas State Legislature each cycle due to gerrymandering and voter suppression.

  2. Budda March 12th, 2015 at 10:39 am

    Not welcome in his office. Dont want to listen to different opinions is a sign of a closed mind.

  3. Khary A March 12th, 2015 at 10:51 am

    This is possibly the greatest argument for swallowing.

  4. oldfart March 12th, 2015 at 11:07 am

    it appears that the new Texas education system is working.

  5. Roctuna March 12th, 2015 at 11:18 am

    Doesn’t that face simply inspire you to new heights of patriotic fervor? No? It makes me think of bubbas and beer bongs.

    • oldfart March 12th, 2015 at 12:25 pm

      IMHO, that face inspires me to think that Neanderthals didn’t die out after all.
      my congressman looks a lot like him as well.
      …might also explain the pro-life stance they all seem to share ???
      (with my sincere apologies to any pro-choice Neanderthals out there.)

  6. Dwendt44 March 12th, 2015 at 11:51 am

    Why stop there, he could say he’s a former ejaculate.

    • Roctuna March 12th, 2015 at 1:47 pm

      Once a wiggler, always a wiggler.

  7. Bunya March 12th, 2015 at 2:05 pm

    Makes me want to go out and get my tubes tied.

  8. Warman1138 March 12th, 2015 at 4:57 pm

    There was a wasted nine months.

    • rg9rts March 15th, 2015 at 10:11 am

      Has to stop knuckle dragging

  9. ExPFCWintergreen March 12th, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    Apparently trying to prove he’s actually human

  10. jybarz March 13th, 2015 at 9:30 am

    Let me try again.
    Fetus? Obviously a misspeling for “faece$” … meaning sh!t face “fa(e)ce$”

  11. bpollen March 14th, 2015 at 10:48 pm

    Former fetus, current douche…

  12. rg9rts March 15th, 2015 at 10:11 am

    Afterbirth is more like it