March 13, 2015 10:00 pm -


Televangelist Creflo Dollar is the worst kind of scam artist. Don’t all humble servants of the Lord need fancy stuff just like Jesus did? ‘Pastor’ Dollar -seriously, that’s his last name – made headlines in 2012 for allegedly assaulting his then 15-year-old daughter. Dollar has just launched a lulzy campaign for his World Changers Church International…


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

15 responses to Televangelist Only Wants Congregation To Buy Him A 65,000,000 Private Jet

  1. Maxx44 March 13th, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    Sheep live to be fleeced.

    • John Tarter March 13th, 2015 at 11:10 pm

      How is he fleecing people? He is being upfront about it and if his “flock” gives him the cash that’s their problem. Televangelist Reverend Ike did the same thing many years ago, telling his followers to give him the money for this or that – and they did!

      • Dwendt44 March 13th, 2015 at 11:50 pm

        If you can’t see it, then you are as bad as he is.
        An arrogant con man asking gullible followers for money that most don’t have so he can jet around the country is audacious in the extreme. Buying a new engine would be cheaper. He doesn’t need it to begin with. Several televangelists are making millions with their own cable/satellite channel.

      • rg9rts March 14th, 2015 at 2:59 am

        God wants me to have that jet…just like my Rolex

      • Aielyn March 14th, 2015 at 4:17 am

        Do you believe he went “I’d like you all to give me money to buy a jet”? No, he’ll have gone “God wants you all to give me money, to buy a jet to serve him”.

  2. rg9rts March 14th, 2015 at 2:57 am

    And the rubes will give it to him….

    • fahvel March 14th, 2015 at 4:29 am

      so right – all the scam artists in the world would be just simple cyphers if it weren’t for the gullible, sad, desperate, frightened minions.

  3. Budda March 14th, 2015 at 8:52 am

    Hey, I need a new Porsche. Can ya’ll chip in a couple hundred dollars? Just need about 900 of you good folks to make it happen.

    • craig7120 March 14th, 2015 at 9:52 am

      The Israel lobby is paying people to write letters, just sayin

  4. Carla Akins March 14th, 2015 at 8:56 am

    Didn’t he make this request last year as well?

  5. Hirightnow March 14th, 2015 at 9:11 am

    God just told me that He wanted me to have a gaming PC, to spread the word to those poor lost souls playing C.O.D.Ghosts.
    I figure, if 20 of you donate $100 dollars each, I can reach my God’s goal in time to hit the local PC guru in time to catch tonight’s godless sinners online.
    I should have a small amount left over, to feed the starving children of SWTOR.
    (For a love donation of $200, you can become one of God’s “Oil-cooled warriors”…you get a pre-printed certificate, and your name will go in a special notepad file on my new 10TB hard drive.)

  6. William March 14th, 2015 at 9:49 am

    Phony preacher

  7. Jake March 14th, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    These Christians are real scam artists – but we must remember that it is the bad 99% that are giving the good 1% a bad name.


  8. FatRat March 14th, 2015 at 4:20 pm
    WKRP The Preacher: Little Ed Pembrook comes to mind when I hear about some preacher man begging for a plane. At least Ed was selling religious inspired merchandise or promises of springing someone out of Hell.

    Ed: Though they threatened me and tried to cast me out, my lips are sealed.
    Sisters: Sealed!
    Ed: Nor will I urge you to inundate this station with cards and letters condemning their actions, no sir, that is not my way.
    Sisters: His way, amen.
    Ed: For if you are good and true, you will write those letters without my asking, and when you do, you might inquire about our Dead Sea Scrolls steak knives –
    Sisters: Steak knives!
    Ed: – which are free when you make a love offering of five dollars or more. And now, brothers and sisters, let’s me and you get the devil in a Bulgarian headlock, and whip that sucker right through the great soda pop machine in the sky!

    Ed: I got a whole warehouse of that stuff! I got 200 units of The World is Comin’ to an End Lawn Furniture alone!

    [ I’m surprised Dollar (Dollar, I’m astounded by the name.) isn’t selling indulgences like Little Ed. (Indulgences, kinda like Heaven Insurance.) lol ]

  9. bpollen March 14th, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    You laugh at his name, but I have (probably had… ) an uncle whose last name is Dollar. His first name is Silver. His daughter’s name is Penny. That’s as close as my family has come to having money…