March 14, 2015 6:00 pm -

[su_right_ad]Kevin Fant got three months in jail for what he did on a Philadelphia subway train.

Authorities first learned of Fant’s abnormal passion for his job in October, when transit police were forwarded a video of their colleague working his beat off-hours. Fant was suspended immediately and later fired.

In court, Fant’s defense attorney argued that it may have been the video, not his client, that was grossly manipulated. Municipal Judge Karen Yvette Simmons was not persuaded, convicting Fant of open lewdness and indecent exposure on Thursday.


D.B. Hirsch
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10 responses to Fired Transit Cop Masturbated On Subway

  1. Jake March 14th, 2015 at 6:32 pm

    This is what the police force is coming to.

  2. FatRat March 14th, 2015 at 6:41 pm

    Let the punishment fit the crime, he didn’t shoot an unarmed individual and lie about it. I say they should’ve given him a slap on the wrist. (pun intended)
    There could have been confusion on his part, his colleagues did say he was “working his beat off-hours.” lol

  3. jybarz March 14th, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    This is worse than being caught by your Mom. Or is it the other way around?

  4. bpollen March 14th, 2015 at 7:55 pm


  5. nola878 March 14th, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    Happy Pi day to all!

    • StoneyCurtisll March 14th, 2015 at 11:21 pm


    • jybarz March 15th, 2015 at 8:01 am

      Yes, a Pi(e) on this guy’s face!

  6. StoneyCurtisll March 14th, 2015 at 11:27 pm

    This is a whole new meaning to working the beat…

  7. Warman1138 March 15th, 2015 at 7:54 am

    That was different but some people just can’t resist the urge to share their hobbies with everyone.

  8. fancypants March 15th, 2015 at 6:50 pm

    kevin must have been a peter,paul and marry fan