March 14, 2015 8:30 am -


Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker spins a few tales now and then (all the time). Recently, he told this super-cool story about Reagan’s Bible, which as we know, it’s cooler than even Jesus’s Bible – besides the Bible wasn’t around when GOP Jesus smote the little people and denied health care to the poor. Walker told a…


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

32 responses to Reagan Curator: Scott Walker Lied About Reagan Bible

  1. Hirightnow March 14th, 2015 at 8:54 am

    Weird…the header doesn’t match the story
    But it was a good article, nonetheless.

  2. Larry Schmitt March 14th, 2015 at 9:58 am

    I didn’t know Reagan wrote the bible. But the way the republicans drool over his myth, I shoulda guessed.

  3. Larry Schmitt March 14th, 2015 at 10:01 am

    And how much of that bible do you think St. Ronnie actually read? About the same as most self-proclaimed christian republicans today. That would probably be very little to none.

    • Dwendt44 March 14th, 2015 at 12:36 pm

      Only read the verses printed on the bookmark.

  4. William March 14th, 2015 at 10:07 am

    The Reagan Bible. Now illustrated and 20 percent more godlish

    • Larry Schmitt March 14th, 2015 at 10:08 am

      I’m surprised you don’t have a picture.

      • Larry Schmitt March 14th, 2015 at 10:46 am

        I shoulda known better. The pic didn’t show up at first.

    • Suzanne McFly March 14th, 2015 at 10:39 am

      That pic is priceless.

    • fancypants March 14th, 2015 at 11:16 am


    • jybarz March 14th, 2015 at 11:19 am

      Hahaha! Excellent! I recognize everyone except the guy on the far right.

      • William March 15th, 2015 at 12:34 am

        Neanderthal era Romney.

    • Warman1138 March 14th, 2015 at 11:22 am

      LMAO x 2 = Bwah! Ha! Ha! Ha!

    • Larry Schmitt March 14th, 2015 at 11:24 am

      Where’s the mandatory flag lapel pin? Oh, wait, he doesn’t have any lapels.

    • Warman1138 March 14th, 2015 at 11:44 am

      Who’s the one behind apostle Huckabee staring at Reagans butt?

      • Foundryman March 14th, 2015 at 12:07 pm

        It looks like a hunchedback GWB..

      • William March 15th, 2015 at 12:34 am

        I thought it might be Ron Paul, but likely GWB

      • StoneyCurtisll March 15th, 2015 at 9:57 am

        Got to be Ron Paul..

    • whatthe46 March 14th, 2015 at 5:32 pm

      you did it again…

    • ExPFCWintergreen March 14th, 2015 at 6:04 pm

      In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was “Ronnie.” (I loves the Internetz. So much fun stuff to steal 🙂 )

    • StoneyCurtisll March 15th, 2015 at 9:55 am

      That’s a classic~!

  5. jybarz March 14th, 2015 at 11:22 am

    Wasn’t Reagan an acting president?

    • Larry Schmitt March 14th, 2015 at 11:23 am

      He acted as president, unfortunately, people took him seriously

    • Warman1138 March 14th, 2015 at 11:24 am

      Yeah…..his whole administration was an act and a fine scam to boot.

  6. Warman1138 March 14th, 2015 at 11:32 am

    Is it possible to have a Reagan fetish?

    • Larry Schmitt March 14th, 2015 at 11:36 am

      The entire republican party does.

      • Warman1138 March 14th, 2015 at 11:40 am

        Isn’t that the truth, I’d be surprised if they didn’t have blow up dolls. But then again maybe they do.

    • arc99 March 14th, 2015 at 11:46 am

      Yes a Reagan fetish is mandatory for anyone seeking influence in the GOP.

      Look what happened to Republicans who didn’t have a Reagan fetish.

      Colin Powell and Lincoln Chaffee to name two.

    • StoneyCurtisll March 15th, 2015 at 9:53 am

      It’s a fetish and a full blown cult~!

  7. Dwendt44 March 14th, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    Walker lied? I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

  8. Candide Thirtythree March 15th, 2015 at 10:44 am

    Who wants to bet that in a hundred years or less it is a full blown religion with Reagan as Messiah or prophet?

    We have all read the stories of how convicted conmen and shysters of every stripe have invented religions with scrying stones and magic wheat and sci-fi novels and those outrageously blatant cons have become very successful corporations, I mean religions and new ones are being added every day to the tune of 44,000+ distinct different religions/sects today.

    Just think, a convicted conman fled his home state to escape a conviction, got caught having an adulterous affair with his neighbor’s wife, when caught pulled out a scrying stone (That is what he was convicted for, running a con with seer stones) and looked in his hat and told the guy that god told him that it was his duty to bonk his wife and all of the other neighbor’s wives and the idiot neighbor did not want to admit to being a cuckold, so he helped the guy turn swinging into a religion.

    What sane person would fall for that? Every Mormon who has ever lived, that’s who!

    The convicted conman that started the Jehovah’s witnesses started out peddling magic wheat!

    So how big a stretch will it be to pass off another conman as a prophet, the con being occultist who tied religion to the republican party them laughed and made fun of the Christians on an open mike saying how stupid they were to fall for his own con?

    • William March 15th, 2015 at 11:13 am

      The right likes to conveniently forget that Saint Ronnie tripled the national debt, raised the debt ceiling as increased the tax burden on the middle class. They forget the Iran Contra scandal and the record number in his administration that were indicted/convicted.

    • Dwendt44 March 15th, 2015 at 10:52 pm

      It wasn’t long after Elvis died that some low effort thinkers claimed that they prayed to Elvis and were healed.