March 19, 2015 10:00 pm -

[su_right_ad]Let’s hope that, at least, the lessons stopped there.

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar taught their daughter and her fiancé how to kiss in an intensely awkward episode of their TLC reality series, “19 Kids and Counting.”

The couple dispensed relationship advice to their daughter, Jessa Duggar, and her husband-to-be, Ben Seewald, in the segment…

The elder Duggars stood up to demonstrate how to kiss to the young couple.

“Let me show y’all the best way to kiss here,” said Jim Bob Duggar, leaning in toward his wife. “If you kiss straight-on, your noses hit together – see? So you have to turn – she turns one way, (I) turn the other.”

The younger couple giggles, and Jessa Duggar pronounces that her parents are “so cute.”

“Decide ahead of time – you’re going to go that way, that way he’ll go this way, whichever way so you don’t get confused,” said Michelle Duggar.


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

17 responses to You Can’t Unsee This: Duggars Teach Their Children How To Kiss

  1. Obewon March 19th, 2015 at 10:21 pm

    Stay tuned for upcoming episode BJ-101. Kneel before me on your knees son…

  2. Guest March 19th, 2015 at 11:01 pm

    Ewwww! GROSS!!! You just made my head explode.

  3. dave-dr-gonzo March 19th, 2015 at 11:02 pm

    Ewww! GROSS!!

  4. Dwendt44 March 19th, 2015 at 11:48 pm

    No tongue until you are married.

  5. whatthe46 March 19th, 2015 at 11:56 pm

    teaching them to kiss. its likely they’ve already studied and practiced the kamasutra! too late freaks.

    • AmusedAmused March 20th, 2015 at 12:11 pm

      You may be surpised, but some wingnut kids think they remain pure if they only f-, but without kissing or other displays of affection tion.

      • whatthe46 March 20th, 2015 at 2:26 pm

        that and oral. they consider that ok.

        • AmusedAmused March 20th, 2015 at 3:27 pm

          Some will only do oral and anal, thinking that as long as it’s not conventional PIV intercourse, it doesn’t count.

          • whatthe46 March 20th, 2015 at 7:41 pm

            cop out!

  6. AmusedAmused March 20th, 2015 at 12:09 pm

    There aren’t enough words in the English language to describe how gross this is.

    Also, no mention of Jesus being the third person in that kiss? Disappointed.

  7. Larry Schmitt March 20th, 2015 at 1:09 pm

    Does any human being need to be taught how to kiss? One word OJT. Okay, it’s not really a word, but in the military it’s the most common way to learn anything. And in this case, the training is actually fun.

    • Suzanne McFly March 20th, 2015 at 1:11 pm

      I never had this kind of OJT when I was in.

      • Larry Schmitt March 20th, 2015 at 1:57 pm


  8. Suzanne McFly March 20th, 2015 at 1:10 pm

    How did these two figure out how to have 19 kids, they sound and act like they have never been laid in their lives.

  9. Bunya March 20th, 2015 at 1:32 pm

    Yeah, I mean who doesn’t like to get sex advice from their parents? Next up, she’s going to perform fellatio on her dad – but strictly for “educational purposes”.
    Kinda sounds like those daughters who marry their dads. I think it’s called a “celibacy pledge” or some such nonsense.

  10. Carla Akins March 20th, 2015 at 4:34 pm

    So, so wrong on absolutely every level. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  11. Barry Shitpeas March 21st, 2015 at 4:17 pm

    The females of that family have the deadest eyes I’ve ever seen.