Convicted Child Molester Begs To Be Sperm Donor
[su_right_ad]A 69-year-old convicted child molester pleaded with a judge to be let out of jail so he could make a donation to a sperm bank.
Yova Kana Shaday filed a letter at Brooklyn Federal Court saying that he was robbed of his ‘last opportunity to be fruitful and multiply.’ Shaday begged Federal Judge Edward Korman for the opportunity to donate sperm as he awaited trial for failing to register as a sex offender in New York, knowing that he will likely spend years in prison.
“Pls (sic) your honor I pray the court to consider this very serious truth in releasing me,” Shaday reportedly wrote in the letter. “The gravity of this extenuating circumstance is in your hands.”
“I’m afraid that if I’m incarcerated (5-10) years I will be released too late to ever (donate sperm) again and join a sperm bank,” Shaday also wrote.
“May your god lead you to be fruitful and multiply, please,” he wrote in closing.
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Carla Akins March 22nd, 2015 at 4:03 pm
Just no.
whatthe46 March 22nd, 2015 at 4:43 pm
why doesn’t he even still have a set?
Carla Akins March 22nd, 2015 at 5:14 pm
As a woman with a very real biological need to determine whether I need to leave behind some kind of legacy – I say too late. He’s had roughly 50 years to deal with this and now it’s our emergency?
All of this would be supposing he was a worthwhile human to begin with…
fahvel March 23rd, 2015 at 6:42 am
doesn’t should be does.
whatthe46 March 23rd, 2015 at 8:22 am
thanks for the correction. toooo pissed to realize i made an error.
Suzanne McFly March 22nd, 2015 at 4:13 pm
I know how to settle this and have everyone after be satisfied with the decision, kill him. He won’t be around to protest and by the grace of electricity, he won’t be able to procreate…win, win.
Obewon March 22nd, 2015 at 5:03 pm
“The gravity of this extenuating circumstance is in your hands.”-Ha! Prisoners will love him.
bpollen March 22nd, 2015 at 9:32 pm
Seems to me that we have had more than enough of your “sperm donations,” Yova.
fahvel March 23rd, 2015 at 6:41 am
a good surgeon (or not) could remove his full scrotal sack and hang it in a fridege and then any woman who would like a molesters sperm could get a discount, not see the donor, and then, oops, live with the genetic off spring. Ah, the dreams some folks have.
Warman1138 March 24th, 2015 at 5:01 am
Lock him up, lose the key, then ignore till hell freezes over.
Robguy March 25th, 2015 at 3:52 am
You don’t have a Right to be fruitful and multiply. You only have the opportunity, if you choose it, and can get others to work with you on the project.