March 23, 2015 2:00 pm -

[su_right_ad]When simply calling him a Muslim won’t do, it’s time to get creative.

Warning that “our Muslim president” is “selling out the country to the radical mullahs in Tehran,” Klayman said that the president wants Iran to get a nuclear weapon because “in so doing, Obama will have furthered the will of his faux god, allah, and been a good Muslim.”

“Perhaps he will be rewarded with 72 virgins in Islamic ‘heaven,’” he said.

Ah so now we know why President Obama is so intent on an Iran deal.


D.B. Hirsch
D.B. Hirsch is a political activist, news junkie, and retired ad copy writer and spin doctor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

39 responses to Klayman: Obama Wants 72 Virgins In Heaven

  1. nola878 March 23rd, 2015 at 2:04 pm

    I always wondered about that 72 virgins thing. What do you do on the 73rd day? Do your deflowered beauties re-virginize or something?

    • Carla Akins March 23rd, 2015 at 2:07 pm

      Why would anybody want virgins anyway? If this is supposed to be a reward, you’d think they’d be offering someone a little more experienced.

      • nola878 March 23rd, 2015 at 2:08 pm

        My thoughts exactly.

      • Suzanne McFly March 23rd, 2015 at 4:31 pm

        Here, here, Carla….I completely agree.

      • granpa.usthai March 23rd, 2015 at 11:25 pm

        I’m with you on the experience, but I think the whole concept of virgins is you get to defile innocence without having to deal with the whole judgement thing.

  2. rg9rts March 23rd, 2015 at 2:30 pm

    ROTFLMAO….This idiot has NEVER lived with a woman, obviously….can anyone imagine

    …not one , but 72 women PMSing at the same time??? And women in a group will cycle together.. Adds a whole new dimension to the concept of Armageddon

    • Bunya March 23rd, 2015 at 3:54 pm

      It could be that Larry Klansman is a little envious, because the only thing waiting for him in the afterlife, is eternal hell fire.

      • granpa.usthai March 23rd, 2015 at 11:28 pm

        yep. -if his made up BS turns out to be true for him, there’s only one place he can slowly roast over the millenniums – and with a lot of religious company.

  3. whatthe46 March 23rd, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    they look more pathetic with each passing day. it must be miserable thinking about the person you despise who won the presidency twice, everyday for the past 6 years.

  4. Larry Schmitt March 23rd, 2015 at 3:03 pm

    I am really sick of these people making up sh*t about the president, and paying no consequences. I thought that whole “Muslim president” thing died in his first term.

  5. Budda March 23rd, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    Faux god….they all are Larry. Especially yours

  6. tpartynitwit March 23rd, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    Larry’s dome is perfectly shaped to receive a conehead.

    • Carla Akins March 23rd, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      That should be a challenge to those out there with meme makers

      • William March 23rd, 2015 at 6:28 pm

        I think I’m as good at digging up memes as the next guy, but apparently Klayman isn’t even valid enough to stir the creative juices of the internet satirists. The net is practically devoid of Klayman material.
        Right now he falls somewhere between a pop up toaster and a clod of dirt.

        • Carla Akins March 23rd, 2015 at 6:39 pm

          Right where is personality lies.

        • trees March 23rd, 2015 at 7:22 pm

          I think I’m as good at digging up memes as the next guy

          Translation, “I think I can cut and paste as well as anyone”

  7. Larry Schmitt March 23rd, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    And by the way, Mr. Klayman, (I refuse to use his first name, for obvious reasons) Allah is no more faux than any other god. They’re all imaginary, but they have just as much right to their imaginary god as you do.

  8. Bunya March 23rd, 2015 at 3:49 pm

    Just what we need. Another spokesman for Christianity inciting hatred and violence. On the other hand, hatred must be a big seller in the Christian world, because there are a lot of buyers.

  9. arc99 March 23rd, 2015 at 3:55 pm

    Ever so often, incidents like this one serve as a very eloquent rebuttal to the denials from conservatives that criticism of the President has anything to do with race.

    We are supposed to listen to ideologues like Klayman and pretend that it is all about issues and not race? If right wingers expect us to believe that pollyanna fairy tale, they must think we are as clueless as their low information base. Last I checked with that group, some were not 100% certain Hawaii is a state.

    For some critics, it is most certainly about race. How convenient for them that they have a handy substitute for the n-word. In their perverse universe, bigotry towards Muslims is completely acceptable.

    A blast from the past highlighting the mental midgets most prone to believing Klayman’s psychotic ramblings.

    That leaves 20%, which includes at least some people who correctly believe that Obama was born in Hawaii, but who don’t consider Hawaii to be part of the United States. You read that right- 6% of poll respondents think that Hawaii is not part of the country and 4% are unsure.

    It’s hard to say what the rest of that 20% thinks. We did ask them if they thought Obama was born in France and while less than half a percent of respondents did, two thirds of that remaining 20% said they ‘weren’t sure’ whether Obama was a Frenchman.

    • Suzanne McFly March 23rd, 2015 at 4:27 pm

      For the sake of our education system, I hope they were homeschooled.

    • granpa.usthai March 23rd, 2015 at 11:20 pm

      a WHITE Racist Nazi is a WHITE Racist Nazi, even when smoldering in their final ash heap.

  10. Maxx44 March 23rd, 2015 at 4:02 pm

    KKKlayman – what a spokesman for Christianity.

  11. William March 23rd, 2015 at 4:20 pm

    72 Virgins?…Terrorist heaven is a Star Trek convention?

  12. tracey marie March 23rd, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    Hilarious, the mormon who they supported because a king(god) on planet kolob and his many wives may join him only if he calls her by her real(secret) name, otherwise she is shit out of luck.

  13. dave-dr-gonzo March 23rd, 2015 at 6:55 pm

    Separated at birth: Larry Klayman (above) and the white-haired aliens from “This Island Earth”!

    • Carla Akins March 23rd, 2015 at 7:45 pm

      Nicely done.

    • William March 23rd, 2015 at 11:31 pm

      Yeah come to think of it. You should show a movie on that forehead.

    • Warman1138 March 24th, 2015 at 4:24 am

      Lots of advertising space there.

  14. Dwendt44 March 23rd, 2015 at 8:15 pm

    Considering it was NEWSMAX, you know they aren’t going to bother challenging him on his B.S..

  15. Mike March 23rd, 2015 at 8:52 pm

    The 72 virgins thing sounds sweet (as long as they’re not guys and I don’t have to support them) But like all religious promises, it sounds too good to be true…I’m calling BS.

  16. Warman1138 March 23rd, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    Another day, another nut.

  17. jybarz March 23rd, 2015 at 11:13 pm

    You’re just jealous, Ugly Fcker!

  18. granpa.usthai March 23rd, 2015 at 11:17 pm

    and what will this faux Xtain WHITE Racist Nazi receive on his day of departure from planet earth?

    a broken down tramp that breathes fire on the toasty beach of the lake?

  19. ExPFCWintergreen March 23rd, 2015 at 11:25 pm

    And how many members of the Bund Deutscher Mädel does Larry fantasize are awaiting *him* in the next life, do you wonder?

    • Dwendt44 March 24th, 2015 at 12:33 am

      He’d better hope they haven’t aged any.

  20. Surf such March 24th, 2015 at 12:07 am

    Klayman resembles the man of God who is great at creative lying and maybe somehow related to miss.racist Islamophobe,nazi hannity,brown nose RACIS liars O’reilly and born racist kelly of EVIL Fox News.

  21. bluejayray March 24th, 2015 at 12:30 am

    Wow. Projection much? Oh–and you do know that the 72 virgins remain that way, right?

  22. Warman1138 March 24th, 2015 at 4:21 am

    72 virgins?……to heck with that, throw in some cash, a new car and some lotto tickets.

  23. bpollen March 24th, 2015 at 5:11 am

    I might settle for two women who knew what they were doing. But not at the same time. Apparently all I have to do is let Iran do stuff. Works for me because they’ll just do stuff anyway.