March 23, 2015 11:00 am -


The suspects involved in a chaotic scene at an Arizona Walmart are members of the same family. A fight left one suspect dead, another wounded and seven in custody. One of the suspects was shot in the stomach. All eight responding officers were injured, including one 10-year veteran who required surgery. After a report from a…


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25 responses to Two Shot, One Dead In 17-Person Walmart Brawl

  1. ExPFCWintergreen March 23rd, 2015 at 11:07 am

    Ah, life in Teh Heartland, the Real America™ where the rock-ribbed Bubbas of the world hang their hats and vote Republican.

    • tracey marie March 23rd, 2015 at 12:46 pm

      excellent and funny as hell

  2. Foundryman March 23rd, 2015 at 11:31 am

    Where is the problem? This is how the right wing armed “polite” NRA society handles conflicts. This is what they want!!

  3. FatRat March 23rd, 2015 at 11:35 am

    That’s a lot of aggression and rage, I’m thinking meth or some other drug had to be involved.

    • Roctuna March 23rd, 2015 at 11:54 am

      Likely got caught shoplifting by the Loss Prevention Officer who was injured and what followed was responsible gun ownership. I’m certain they considered themselves “good guys with a gun”.

      • FatRat March 23rd, 2015 at 12:08 pm

        Makes sense followed thieves into the bathroom and things exploded. The thing I find odd is that every single responding officer got injured. That sounds like meth rage or a Bundy/Fred Phelps hootenanny. lol

        • Roctuna March 23rd, 2015 at 2:49 pm

          Haven’t seen the word hootenanny in a sentence in decades!

        • William March 23rd, 2015 at 3:33 pm

          “That sounds like meth rage or a Bundy/Fred Phelps hootenanny”
          I think you should consider a career as a comedy writer. I just expelled the better part of a protein/creatine drink out of my nostrils.

        • dave-dr-gonzo March 23rd, 2015 at 6:43 pm

          Cliven Bundy – or Al & Peg Bundy? We are, after all, talking Walmart.

    • William March 23rd, 2015 at 1:06 pm

      ” I’m thinking meth or some other drug had to be involved.”

    • William March 23rd, 2015 at 3:35 pm

      Hee Hee.

  4. bluejayray March 23rd, 2015 at 11:44 am

    I’m guessing it’s a white family since the cops didn’t just shoot all of them.

  5. Mike March 23rd, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    Sovereign Citizen Family no doubt….

  6. rg9rts March 23rd, 2015 at 1:14 pm

    OC state too isn’t it??

  7. Soothsayer123 March 23rd, 2015 at 2:15 pm

    These incidents occur so often that I’ve decided to only mourn victims in blue states. If a massacre occurs in a gun-crazy red state, I don’t care any more.

    • dave-dr-gonzo March 23rd, 2015 at 6:41 pm

      You’ll feel better if you consider that it is the process of evolution in action.

  8. William March 23rd, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    “The man said he looked out of his RV’s window after the brawl and shootout woke him up Saturday night. He heard screaming and saw people running around and firing guns.”
    That’s another thing I can’t figure out. The amount of RV’s camped at a Wal-Mart parking lot. I mean, who the hell are these peoples travel agents? Cousin Eddie from the Griswold Christmas vacation?

    • eyelashviper March 24th, 2015 at 11:40 am

      You have to wonder….living in a walmart parking lot, heavily armed and perpetually pissed off…they gotta be morons who vote in the Gopers who put them in that predicament.

  9. dave-dr-gonzo March 23rd, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    Only 17 involved?

  10. granpa.usthai March 23rd, 2015 at 11:47 pm

    eventually Walmart customers will either stop shopping there or be stopped by their funeral.

    • William March 24th, 2015 at 12:12 am


  11. Warman1138 March 24th, 2015 at 5:09 am

    Inbreeding and meth don’t mix.

    • eyelashviper March 24th, 2015 at 11:38 am

      Add Walmart and gunz, and it’s an apocalypse.

  12. bpollen March 24th, 2015 at 5:22 am

    The NRA handbook says that the only solution for this is to make sure ALL Walmart customers are armed. Though, I must admit, that makes a certain amount of Darwinian sense…